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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

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Chapter 22 Are you feeling a bit disappointed?

"Huh?"

Director Liu was flabbergasted.

What kind of mess was this?

Hey, kid, you're acting so agitated, it makes it seem like I did this on purpose.

But I really didn't!

Li Guotai patted Director Liu on the shoulder.

"Not bad, little Liu, I didn't realize you had such skills. If we ever need someone for cosmetic surgery in the future, we'll hand them over to you."

"Don't worry, you won't be exerting yourself for nothing, the hospital will compensate you at that time."

Was Director Liu, bewildered and confused, somehow stumbling into some extra earnings by mistake?

Li Guotai turned his attention to Wu Bin.

"Wu Bin, how do you feel about your eyes now?"

Wu Bin was spirited,

"I think my eyes are quite good, Director Liu's medical skills are indeed very impressive."

Director Liu had become introverted and didn't want to talk anymore.

You say impressive, well, I guess being skilled isn't a bad thing after all.

"If that's the case, let's do a test to verify."

A sweet-looking nurse came in carrying an eye chart and hung it up three meters away.

Li Guotai personally grabbed a stick, about to point, when Wu Bin intervened, "President, isn't this distance too close, making the test unnecessary?"

"Oh?"

Li Guotai suddenly became interested.

"Then what distance do you think is appropriate?"

Wu Bin didn't answer, just walked further out.

Five meters?

Li Guotai nodded in satisfaction.

It seemed that the surgery had indeed turned out quite well.

Ten meters?

Everyone's faces changed.

Was this kid messing around now?

When Wu Bin stopped at fifteen meters, Li Guotai was sure he was just playing pranks.

Seeing clearly at fifteen meters is normal, but testing vision from that distance is ridiculous.

"Are you sure you want to start the test from there?"

Wu Bin nodded.

"Yes, President, let's begin."

To save Wu Bin's face, Li Guotai pointed at the first three rows with the stick first.

Wu Bin looked and was instantly stunned.

Seeing Wu Bin speechless, Li Guotai felt a pang of anxiety.

"You can't see even the first three rows clearly, can you?"

Wu Bin reluctantly said, "It's not that I can't see clearly, President, it's that I can see too clearly. Could you point a bit lower?"

Li Guotai had no choice but to move the stick a little lower.

Wu Bin felt a headache coming on.

"Why don't you just point at the last row?"

Wu Bin's suggestion left everyone incredulous.

He Bingbing and Xu Wenyao even stood side by side with Wu Bin.

From where they stood, the last row was just a small black dot; how could it possibly be clear what was down there?

Xu Wenyao whispered to Wu Bin, "Wu Bin, I know you're excited to have regained your sight, but haste makes waste, shall we take it slow?"

Wu Bin was speechless internally.

If it weren't for the fear of scaring them, he might have even stood thirty meters away to test.

"Principal Xu, don't worry, I know my limits."

Now that Wu Bin had said that, Xu Wenyao could only keep quiet.

Li Guotai sighed internally.

It seems even the best kids couldn't resist the lure of attention and popularity.

Young as he was, Wu Bin had already learned to play pranks; what a pity.

Thinking this, Li Guotai pointed randomly at the last row with the stick.

Wu Bin made a right-hand gesture as directed by Li Guotai.

"It's okay, Wu Bin, not being able to see clearly from such a distance is normal. Let's move up a bit," Li Guotai comforted.

As soon as Li Guotai finished speaking, a nurse standing by interjected, "Director, the direction Wu Bin just pointed was correct."

"Hmm?"

Li Guotai was first stunned, then utterly shocked.

"Correct? Are you sure?"

The nurse nodded.

"Indeed, it was correct; I was watching the whole time."

Hiss!

Li Guotai's expression suddenly changed, and other ophthalmologists also began taking out their phones and recording.

They had thought it was just a simple vision test, but now it seemed like precious medical research material!

Curbing his excitement, Li Guotai pointed out another symbol.

Wu Bin responded, and it was still correct!

After testing like this three times, Wu Bin got them all right!

A group of doctors was instantly amazed, beginning to argue again with flushed faces and thick necks.

"Impossible! A normal person couldn't possibly have such vision! There must be some drug in his body causing a crucial reaction!"

"How could it be a drug effect? Didn't you study basic physics in middle school? The structure must have changed, which is why the vision changed!"

"Stop arguing. If you ask me, it's Wu Bin's own potential that's been stimulated, which is why his vision has improved so significantly!"

Ignoring the doctors still arguing, Li Guotai fell silent for a moment before asking, "Wu Bin, does this fifteen-meter distance seem too close for you? How far do you think you could stand back and still see?"

As soon as Li Guotai said this, the previously arguing doctors instantly quieted down, all looking intently at Wu Bin.

Right, fifteen meters might not be Wu Bin's limit!

Wu Bin knew the principle of not being too conspicuous.

He touched his nose and said somewhat awkwardly, "Director, I feel if I go any further back, I might not be able to see clearly."

"Really?"

Li Guotai looked skeptical.

He had initially thought Wu Bin was getting cocky, but now he felt Wu Bin was hiding something, that the young man surely wasn't telling the truth.

Wu Bin nodded earnestly.

"Really, Director, I am already very satisfied that my vision could recover to this level. Thanks to Director Liu, truly a miracle worker, a godly doctor of our times!"

When Wu Bin said this, Director Liu did not feel honored; instead, he felt that Wu Bin was mocking him.

Damn it, this is not recovery!

This is a surpassing!

Before your retinal detachment, being able to see the last row of small characters from five meters away was already pretty good, what are you pretending for!

Seeing that Wu Bin was not willing to tell the truth, Li Guotai didn't have a good solution; he could only let it go and planned to go back and study Wu Bin's medical records carefully.

"Alright, since your vision is restored, you can go back to school. I'll arrange your discharge,"

Wu Bin nodded.

"Thank you, Director Li."

After the group of doctors had left, Wu Bin noticed Xu Wenyao was still standing beside him.

"President Xu, is there anything else?"

Xu Wenyao said with a beaming smile, "You're being discharged, and since I'm heading back to school too, you can ride back with me in my car."

Wu Bin's mouth twitched; this Xu Wenyao, addicted to riding on fame, huh!

"Alright, President, I'll go pack up."

Wu Bin went back to his room to grab his things and, after being discharged, got in Xu Wenyao's car and headed to the school.

The journey was smooth and uneventful.

When the car stopped at the entrance of the male dormitory, Xu Wenyao looked somewhat disappointed.

Wu Bin's mouth twitched.

This old dog, was he hoping for me to collide with someone again!

No wonder the driver was driving so wildly all the way, several times Wu Bin felt the driver was frantically testing the bounds of legal infractions.

So, it really wasn't just his imagination!

"Alright, we're here, get out."

Wu Bin got out of the car and thanked Xu Wenyao.

"Thank you, President, I'll head up now."

As soon as Wu Bin turned around, he noticed his fellow students looking at him with admiration!