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Doom Guy stormed into the room, his shotgun held high. "You devils and fallen angels are going down!" he yelled.

Koneko Toujou, Asia Argento, Kuroka, Ravel Phenex, Mittelt, Ni, and Li looked at each other in confusion. "What's he talking about?" Koneko whispered.

Suddenly, Johnny, Adam Met, Ryan Met, Jack Met, Kunou, Le Fay Pendragon, Irina Shidou, Ophis, Lilith, Sapphire "Midori" Kawashima, Dawn, Serena, Bonnie, Lillie, and Lana burst into the room.

"Doom Guy, stop!" Johnny shouted.

Doom Guy turned towards them, his finger on the trigger. "Why should I stop? They're devils and fallen angels! It's my duty to eliminate them!"

"Actually, Doom Guy," Kunou interjected, "did you know that the Pythagorean Theorem states that in a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides?"

Doom Guy blinked in confusion. "What does that have to do with anything?"

"Well, it's just a really interesting mathematical concept," Adam Met added.

Doom Guy lowered his weapon, intrigued. "Tell me more."

As the group launched into a detailed explanation of the Pythagorean Theorem, Pepsi Man burst into the room. "Schwaaa!" he shouted, handing out Pepsi Vanilla to everyone.

Doom Guy took a sip, feeling a sense of calm wash over him. "Thanks, Pepsi Man," he said. "I think I'll put the shotgun away. For now..."