Fifth Holy Grail War

Well.. Why haven't you been talking much system? Please... I miss talking to the voice inside my head.

[System Updated]

:O!! YOU HAVEN'T FORSAKEN ME AT ALL! YOU WERE JUST UPDATING!! What's new?? GIMME!

[I added the Update Logs function]

{Menu}

{Update Logs}

[V. 1.5]

Added the function of routes, increasing a new function which is obedience, affection, and reputation.

Routes? Dialogue options that could lead to different things? Who gives a fuck.. I have a idea.. Fuck.. How would I project my voice... Personal dimension time! Turn the time dilation on.

[Affirmative]

Well... Infuse mana while I scream? Maybe become Super Saiyan as well? Time to act constipated

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (9 chapters later)

;-; .. I forgot that I still didn't have a toilet in here.. Where did my shit go from last time? ... No shit? I guess it just disappears? I don't really want to find out. Well, skill earned?

[Skill Earned; Loud Cons- Voice Amplifying]

Level 100/100

You can talk very loud

[Achievement Earned; Super Saiyan?]

Shit yourself while screaming too loud

So.. I thought the max level thingy would just stay for One Piece though..?

[System realized Host is too much of a retard to remember that and I wanted to get more views]

Host? I thought you called me master :(

[Host is unfitting to be called a master]

ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿(.︵.)

Well, how loud will this be?

[Decided by Host]

{Set Voice Amplifying to world level}

I'm about to be out uh.. any time now? I don't really want to kill Gilgamesh though. Time to scare the world shitless? Can you just make it that anybody who is above a normal human doesn't get stuck in the genjutsu? Can I even change the genjutsu? Make it as if time stopped for them please.

Time to scream as loud as I can.

𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗺 - 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗸𝘂𝘆𝗼𝗺𝗶

'Hey. If you can hear this, that means I promote you from nothing to a germ! Be proud of this. I trapped those sub species under a illusion for the Holy Grail War. I'm just going to spectate and maybe remove some of you from existence. Gilgamesh, I promote you from a germ into a ant. Be proud and thankful for your promotion. Ea is a nice toothpick by the way.'

𝘈𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥

"Mongrel"

"A powerful Magus perhaps? Too unlikely"

This won't be a problem like in One Piece.. right? System? Hello? I just have to hopefully wack Gilgamesh before he uses Ea maybe? I don't have any offensive skills at the moment.. Except Hiten-Mitsurugi-ryu I think. Do I have any good swords at the moment?

[Your so fucking annoying. You remember how you asked for all the Meito swords? Check your inventory and just take any random one]

Can systems get blue balls? Maybe he's triggered that he doesn't have a body? Wait.. Why am I assuming gender? I should just head to the Tohsaka residence, I want to just meet up with the germs. What were the instructions again? Act prideful and arrogant!

[Memory 2 unlocked]

YOU FUCKI- No pain? What the fuck is going on.. People bowing.. to me? I'm a ruler? What the fuck is going on.. Whose memories are these? I got the Purple One title after the first memory, what will I get from this one? From these memories, I know that I went to different 'fictional' worlds, and that I was a ruler. I need to pay more attention to these 'Memories' Although.. I think I know what I should do if I ever do get to DxD. I want some Fried Phenex ;) I wonder how a devil would taste though..

"FOCUS"

What the fuck? There isn't anybody near me.

"FOCUS"

Focus on what? Intelligence and Wisdom stats from Naruto world, do your thing! Focus on this world rather than think of other worlds? I should just go and pay a visit, maybe even help Archer out? It's around the time of his summoning I believe. I wonder how the so called 'Masters' are feeling about this. Will Rin tell Archer about what happened? She would be a idiot if she didn't. I also remember how she wasted a Command Seal.. What a fucking retard. Shinji gives me pedophile vibes.

Why is there no time system?

[Host never asked for one]

Can I have one?

[No]

Why?

[Why should I? What are you going to do? Cry to Atreus?]

You can read my mind?

[Wait wait wait your joking right? Hahahaha..]

Hey Atreus! I want some help with a problem right now..

[Clock toggled on]

[Don't do this man.. You already ruined my fanbase from that..]

Did you forget to turn your stream off ;)?

[Fuck..]

Atreus "What the fuck do you want with me? Oh.. I see. Do that again and i'm going to feed you your little brother"

Please don't do that master.. this lowly servant apologizes to great elder

[-_-]

It worked? Acting like a Wuxia/Xianxia mob character worked! Wait..It's already 0:40 AM? I gotta head their now.

Isn't there supposed to be a map system as well?

[Map Toggled On]

I'm just right about there. I just want to sneak around to see if Rin is acting to differently after what happened..

[I think anybody would be at the very minimum shocked from that..]

I guess she's heading down now. If she doesn't tell Archer about me, that command seal would REALLY be useless. The only people i'm worried about really are Archer, Saber, and Gilgamesh. The others I can just piss on. Can I change the illusion in the Infinite Tsukuyomi? Itachi's could have days of torture in a second or make people relieve traumatic events. Could I simply just change the Infinite Tsukuyomi from desires to pain and agony? It should work pretty well.

"You seven heavens, clad in the three great words of power, come forth from the circle of binding.... Guardian of the scales!"

Huh? She was chanting? I guess I understand why Villains get killed mid monologue now. Archer is sitting there just like in the anime though. Maybe I should just wack her before she uses the command seal on Archer. It's around the time where Archer says that he's gonna call the shots blah blah blah. Uh oh, she got triggered. System, flip a coin please.

[Tails]

Let her do the command seal it is then.

"Ein neues Verbrechen"

What a fucking idiot though.. I just have to go and laugh at her. I wonder what Archer would do? I don't think anybody is dumb enough to try to attack a person that just put the whole world into a illusion.. She did waste a command seal though.. This is about the time where Archer explains the usage of command seals.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧; 𝐑𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧]

𝐀 - 𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚𝐭 𝐑𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐨𝐡𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚

- 𝟏𝟎 𝐀𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

𝐁 - 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬

{A}

"FUAHAHAHAHAHA"

"You stupid germ wasted a command seal on that? Archer, your promoted to a Ant."

Archer quickly gets in position to attack me after I reveal myself.

"Germ? Who do you think yo... ARCHER WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW"

"I didn't give you permission to."

As I say this, they quickly begin to escape before I put my sword to RIn's throat.

"I was planning to meet some of these 'Masters' and talk with them. Maybe I have to remove the first one? I did want my first kill to be that Shinji guy, he seems like a rapist."

"Eh? Shinji was a master?"

"He's just borrowing his sisters servant. She doesn't want to participate in the war."

Should I just remove them from the war right now? I don't think so, i'm just like Gilgamesh I guess. Except i'm smart enough to use my full power when i'm about to die. I think I feel bad for not using my Alduin form the much though. I really want to ask Saber how Mordred was born though..

"Will you let me go?"

I forgot about Rin.. I don't really care about her at all honestly

"Sure"

I quickly go to Archer's side and whisper "You to Emiya"

His face quickly goes in to shock as I leave the Tohsaka residence. I quickly use my Voice Amplifying skill before turning into my Alduin form.

'Be proud germs for being able to see my true form. If any germ trys to even attack me, I will throw you into eternal torture.'