Apocalypse? Truly an Ugly guy

1, May, 2012.

Frost Tower, New York.

-Knox Valentine-

The sunlight hit my face as I woke up. I sat on my bed while stretching my arms and cracking my neck. Gosh even after nearly what? 20 years later, I am still not walking up early.

I can't believe I survived for more than 2 decades in Marvel-verse, and this verse is just as complicated as a comic verse is. There are mutants, inhumans and fantastic four along with Skrulls and Vampires. 

Well, I would have to just call myself trash if I don't survive this world while being a mutant with Vector Manipulation abilities. 

Let me give you a brief summary of my life. 

I am Knox Valentine. I was reborn into this world on May 1, 1983. I am currently a 27-year-old starting today. I didn't know that this was even a Marvel-verse for a few years but the moment I saw Captain America in a museum and the Stark Industries logo I found out. In the beginning, I became arrogant but was soon humbled by a passing mob, who fucking shot my parents after my father put his hand inside his pocket to get his purse. That was the day when I awakened my abilities and found out my status as a mutant, I killed that mob and dropped out of school. I started having connections with underground mobs and gangs and when I was 14, I got a basic grasp of my powers, I started doing some illegal work like stealing and killing. I slowly collected more money while hiding my mutant status and powers. I didn't know back then that I used my powers subconsciously to protect myself from any psionic waves, which hid me from Magneto and Charles. 

At 17, I started implementing my plan. The first step was pretty easy since I easily found her. She was controlling a Mafia boss named Troy. I killed him and dismissed the whole gang and saw her for the first time and damn I was shell shocked, she is probably the most beautiful person I've ever seen. She joined me on the condition of I killing her father. 

She couldn't do it since her telepathy didn't seem to work on someone related to her by blood. 

Anyway, I killed him.

Things went by in a flash after that.

Today is my birthday, what should I do?

I rose up from my bed and went inside the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face.

I then left to the living room, to see my sexy girlfriend. 

There she was, wearing a sports bra and yoga pants as she was preparing our breakfast. Just looking at her neck which wasn't hidden by her blonde hair makes something rise in me.

I slowly sneaked behind her, while fully knowing that it was useless since I didn't even try to hide. I hugged her waist, feeling the soft touch of her skin against my hand as I kissed her neck while taking a deep breath. Inhaling her scent.

"Good Morning" I whisper against her neck.

She stopped doing whatever she was doing and put her hands over mine which was hugging her, 

"Does the birthday baby have his gift this early?" She whispered to me while leaning her head back.

"Yes"

She removed my hands and turned back. She put her hands over my cheeks and rubbed them. It really felt nice. She pulled my head down and I could feel her hot breath over my face as she slowly smashed my lips with a passionate and hot kiss.

Like any sane guy, I returned it with the same passion.

As we were kissing, I lifted her up and made her sit at the dining table. 

And just as I was about to proceed, I was stopped.

She pulled back from the kiss, "Haa… Not now. I have work today."

"Just 10 minutes" I tried to persuade her.

"Nope, not this early. Gifts are meant to be given when the giver wants to." She changed into her diamond form. Instantly making my boner stop.

I suddenly got my trauma memory, the pain I felt when she turned into her diamond form during the early days of our relationship. My dick felt like it was holding up the whole weight of the world.

"Don't change into your diamond mode while we are making out, Please" 

"Sorry, I just wanted to tease you a bit." She apologised and changed back to her normal form.

She kissed my cheek and got off the table, "Come let's eat. I made Bacon and Eggs."

We sat down on our respective seats, I sat on the chair while Emma sat on my lap. This is the best feeling in the world I say, your girlfriend sitting on your lap, feeding you the food she made while you are feeding her.

This is heaven, and I don't plan on losing it too.

"What's your plan today?" She asks me.

"If what Sage said is right, today we will see the dangers of the outside world"

"You mean that Asgardian who stole the Tesseract from the SHIELD? Though the Tesseract is powerful, I don't think he can use it to its full capabilities. Neither Hydra nor SHIELD with some top Scientists could do that."

"You underestimate Loki too much. I am sure he has a plan."

"I know. But with you here, I don't think whatever he planned is going to work out. Knowing you, you already predicted his moments and have plans for even the most absurd situation."

"Haha, you know me!" 

But it all depends on which version of Loki we'll be dealing with. If it is the smart one, then I should try to form a good connection with him. After all, my only aim is to keep Earth safe from destruction, I don't care if some humans die. 

The whole aim of the Pentagon is to each have their own realm.

Emma and I will have Midgard, Victor can have Alfheim, Illyana has Limbo, Johnny will have hell and if Loki is worthy, I will personally invite him and he can have Asgard.

Then the Pentagon will no longer be Pentagon, it will evolve into Hexagon. 

The Pentagon is actually an organisation I created, its purpose is to form an alliance with those who are strong and worthy in my eyes. The current members are The Vector, which is me. Emma Frost, my girlfriend. Victor Von Doom, the king of Latveria. This version of doom is not a simp for Susan. Illyana Rasputin, the sorcerer Supreme of Limbo. Well, at least a part of it. Johnny Blaze, the ghost rider. 

If one of the members requests help, all the other members should help them and if anyone betrays the Pentagon, they will immediately be expelled and personally be executed by me.

"Bye Honey, I'll be back for lunch."

"Bye, dear."

Hmmm… is this what it feels to be the house husband of a billionaire wife?

It sure does feel nice.

But I have to look into the Apocalypse situation. I can't take him out no matter what. It will be troublesome if he starts to gather powers. Just like how I made Charles and Reed impotent and killed David Haller, I will have to get rid of his corpse thoroughly.

I instantly changed my position vector to teleport near Egypt.

I don't know if this version of Apocalypse is the same as 616. If it is, then things will be troublesome, our fight will probably at the least destroy a continent. Then I will have to use my Absolute skills, which will attract the attention of some that I want to avoid.

Wanting to prevent extinction is hard…

I always want to just go off to some random planet.

But the food and internet is holding me back. The only reason I even want to save the world is food and the internet.

Haa… what a fickle.

I concentrated to the fullest while floating above Egypt as I tried to pick the Psionic and any other energy which is odd. 

Bingo.

I found it, the most potent energy I've ever felt…

It is supposed to be the celestial energy huh?

I instantly teleport closer to it.

I looked around this cave. It was large and should be 300-400 metres deep into the ground. It looked like a normal cave with small insects and some scorpions. There was water dripping from the ceiling.

I moved forward a little while still floating in the air where I saw him.

En Sabah Nur, The Apocalypse. He was sleeping and had a purple force field around him which served as a protection and sealed his psionic signals, but it didn't seal his celestial energy, which was like a star in the void.

He looks similar to his movie version but is as large as Colossus if not larger.

Now what to do with him? I am sure he will wake up the moment I try to break the Shield.

Well… it's been a while since I used my full power… I wonder how long it will take.

I touched his shield and found that it wasn't even a shield, it was like his outer shell. He is that paranoid that he'll be killed? 

No wonder he survived for centuries.

Well, that just makes my job easier.

I instantly teleport both of us to an abandoned Galaxy with no smart or sane beings.

We were stranded in space, floating in the boundless void as I looked at him. Just as I expected. He is paranoid enough, that he even made his shield protect him from the void of space.

Well, let's check if it can survive a supernova.

I point the index finger of my right hand at him 

"Bang!"

*Shatter!*

His shield shattered as his body was ruffled for a few light years and still didn't stop. How do I know? Information vector, all the knowledge inside this universe is accessible to me.

He finally stopped, and I have to say he is ugly when he looks angry.

His Celestial armour is really something, to tank something like that and still survive without any cracks.

He looks around, confused by his current situation.

His armour shined a yellow light as his body disappeared, he teleported himself to a nearby planet? So he can't teleport a large distance?

Heh, noob.

I instantly teleport to that planet too. It was a blue planet, nothing out of blue existed, blue insects, blue rocks, blue sky and dark blue clouds.

I am hereby, with my authority as the Earth's strongest 27 year old, declaring this as the true blue planet.

Well let's not get distracted… Though he may be weak for me to get serious, I should not lose concentration.

I teleported a little behind him and looked at what he was doing.

He was tapping something on the yellow holographic screen produced by his armour.

So he's not an arrogant and retarded muscle head with a god complex like I thought, well that is to be expected. He has the Celestial Armor and Ship made by the Celestials who are far more stronger than him, so it would be stupid if he thinks he's the strongest.

I now teleport behind him and tap his back.

"Hello there" 

He seemed surprised to see me.

"A human?"

"Yep!" I nodd.

Not fully though.

"Do you know a way to get back to Earth?"

"Yeah"

"Take me there and I'll let you live"

Woah woah.. I'm getting threatened this fast?

Here I thought he was a nice and polite guy.

"How about no?"

"Don't underestimate me human… you have no idea who I am. I am En Sabah Nur, The Apocalypse!"

Woah, he's creating some visual effects with his powers.. I should try this later too..

"You just said who you are"

Let's test his patients.

"Don't test my patients human! I will skin you and cut off your pride as a man!"

My pride as a man… my Dick!?

Now it's a personal bastard.

I grab his hand and fling him out of the planet, catching him off guard.

I immediately teleport behind him and punch him in a different direction.

'Shuffle'

I randomly change his direction for every second, making him experience what it feels like to be in a washing machine.

I finally stopped after he started to adapt to it.

He was nearly 200,000,000 miles away from me as he shouted.

"You Ant!" 

That's supposed to be an insult?

"I'll kill you!"

Honestly if I didn't tap on to the information vector I wouldn't have been able to hear it.

He used his celestial energy as he was covered in a bright golden energy and his eyes became full shiny.

"I'll end you!"

Hooo… guess it wouldn't be as boring as I thought.

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3, May, 2012.

Stark Tower, New York.

-Loki Laufeyson-

"I can't believe a kid is causing this much mayhem" I heard Stark say through the comms.

"Loki may be a kid, but he is an Asgardian. So don't underestimate him."My brother says..

"Thor you are supposed to be on our side." Rogers says.

"So what's the plan?" The woman who is a lot older than she looks asks.

"Carol, Me and Thor will take care of the sky. The rest take care of the ground."

I put the communicator off, honestly disappointed at their intelligence.

I wanted a kick, something more fun and hard.

Yet these guys are too stupid to not even realise that I am hearing all their plans.

How the fuck am I supposed to have fun if I can't even have a good opponent?

Guess I'll just act like I lost and return back to Asgard, Odin will probably give me some punishment. Well at least I'll be curious about how he will punish me.

My fun here ends now, I will probably win at this rate. Which will mean I will have to rule this world. 

Gosh just imagining that makes my head hurt…

The whole reason I acted like I couldn't lift Mjolnir is to not become the King of Asgard. 

Who the hell even came up with that name, Asgard. Whose Ass should I guard?

"You look bored" I suddenly hear a voice from behind.

I turned back to look who it was, it was an average black haired human male. He looked nothing special and is probably just a normal human.

Is what my brother would think.

But just looking at him makes my survival instincts go crazy. All-black is currently having an orgasm just looking at the guy before me. 

I discreetly create a necrosword and hide it using magic, for defence which I don't think I will have a need for as he is too strong, that much I can say.

'I want himmmm'

'Shut up you parasite, I don't think you'll live.'

"Interesting sword you have here, I didn't expect you to have All-black." he said while inspecting the sword I just created.

Shit! How did he get it?

And he knows about All-Black and is still not scared? Guess he's really that powerful.

"I'm sorry for invading your planet. I will take my leave along with my troops." I did a 90 degree bow and apologised sincerely.

"Ah, I don't care about that. What I am interested in is, you."

?

"Sorry but I am just a kid… I will come back when I grow up." I immediately try to bail out.

"Wait! Wait! Wait! It came off wrong. I am Vector. I am recruiting members for my organisation. Do you want to join?"

Hmmm

"Can you elaborate?" 

"Yeah but can we talk somewhere else? This place is too noisy"

I agree, the avengers are idiots… I left the Tesseract fucking defenceless and no one though to deactivate it? Are they retarded? They will get chewed by their superiors for the damage they caused, 'Defeating' my troops.

"Yeah. Will it be your place or mine?"

"You'll leave in the middle of this battle?"

"No, I am planning to leave an Illusion of me behind. To act like I got defeated since I got bored."

"Hahaha, I understand! They are too stupid aren't they!" He laughed and instantly appeared next to me as he ruffled my head.

I don't like it, but I am not willing to risk my life by angering him.

But it is nice to have someone who finally understands me.

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-Knox Valentine-

I didn't expect it to be Kid Loki and he has All-Black too? Talk about brokenness.

My fight with Apocalypse was a little boring, he was just hard to kill and had matter manipulation. But in the void of space here there were just some dust particles to manipulate. He was just an immortal punching bag.

I just separated each one of his cells from his body and put them in each separate existing black hole across the universe, and if he comes back alive after that. I am going to find Above All Others for an explanation.

"So you are proposing an Alliance with me to help not attack the other members of this Hexagon, in return for helping me rule Asgard?"

I nod, "That sums it up."

He's currently eating Prawn Roll and it seems he really likes it.

"This is really tasty, what's its name?"

"Prawn roll. So what's your decision?"

"Do I have a choice?" He asks.

"Of course you do. We don't want someone who just joined because he was forced to."

"Then I don't want to."

Aww… that sucks. I thought we could get along, I really like his vibe. Unlike all other members he seems really chill.

"Can I know the reason?" I asked while taking a bite out of my Prawn roll. I have to say, just this is enough for me to save Earth a few more times.

"I have no desire to rule Asgard. If I wanted to, I wouldn't have acted like I couldn't lift Mjolnir. And I don't want to have any responsibility."

That's… surprising. This Loki is much stronger and cool than I thought.

Now I definitely want him as my friend.

"That's it? You can always refuse to help, you know?"

"Even so…"

"I'll give you top quality food from Earth every month."

"Straight to Asgard!?" Hah, hooked in.

"Yep!"

"Then I'll join." Caught ya.

"Hahaha! Welcome to the Hexagon Kid Loki!" I pop a confetti which I had for occasions like this.

"The food is free right?"

"Hahaha"

"Right?"

No, I'll just steal some artefacts from Asgard's treasury in return.

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"So anyway I threw him off the planet and hit him with a souffle…." I was telling my past adventure to Emma and I was lying on her lap while she was scratching my hair.

  "Hmm…"

I expected more than just a 'hmm' for fighting someone like him.

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