Chapter 16

“What a cute ass,” Ryan muttered, but he shook out the blanket and started putting the food out, only peeking at Missy from time to time. You could tell he was trying not to be obvious, but his cheeks were flushed.

“I may have to start liking girls,” Danny put in, grabbing a package of cupcakes and opening it. He took two.

Jack wandered away, over to some trees where he figured he could finally take a leak. “See a man about a horse. Eskimo waterslide. Hoboken carwash. Salt water sprinkler.” Where in hell did I learn all this stuff? Oh yeah, that one drunken frat party I went to.

When he was done, he heard a rustle on the other side of the trees and to his horror, giggling. He leaned carefully around the trunk of the tree and on the other side was a small boy doing the same thing. “You fuckwick is bigger than mine!” the little imp said. “I’m going piss.”

A deeper voice snapped, “Chayton, what did I tell you!”