I don't know when I woke up, but it was killer!
- Tilya, look, Sister Kurama wants to show you something! - Alice exclaimed.
I looked over there and saw her... Kurama, who was dressed in... In... In rabbit cosplay. With white ears and a bow and a fluffy tail!
- Alice, why? So I... Nine-tailed foxy Kubi, but Yoko... the strongest of the nine bijou... and imitate a bunny rabbit? THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! - screamed Kurama.
- Sis, you're the one who wanted to seduce Tilla! This is how it is done! - said Alice, walked over to her and hugged her so their breasts were touching each other! I covered my nose with my hand!
- So, Tila... Who do you want first: me-nya or..." she looked at Kurama.
- Or me, drink? - said an embarrassed Kurama.
I couldn't keep the blood out of my nose and flew like a rocket a few meters away! Good thing I didn't lose consciousness!
I stood up and bumped my head against several walls and broke them, and then I put my palm out in front of me!
- Okay, girls, stop harassing me! - I said.
- Why? You're not attracted to us? - Alice made those eyes that made me feel like a jerk!
- No, you're very attractive and so are you Kurama, except there are a number of reasons why we can't do anything, yet! - I said.
- What reasons? - Kurama asked.
- Well, for one thing, we're in the inner world, and here all sensations are curtailed. And, secondly, I'm afraid that you won't be able to satisfy me..." I said, assuming that.
- I mean, do you think we won't be able to satisfy you even just the two of us? - Alice asked slyly.
- Well, sort of... Uh...
I didn't know what to answer and I actually regretted saying it emotionally. But at that moment Kurama seemed to have told her something.
- Wow! So... Really? It was the same in the comics. - Alice said, pounding her forehead with her fist.
- "What's that? What the hell kind of comic books did you read in there?"
- Yeah. Besides, we have to create bodies first. - Kurama said thoughtfully, and then looked at Alice.
- And since we can't satisfy you ourselves... .
- Then we need more girls! - Alice finished her thought for her.
And I had already run out of walls that could withstand the onslaught of my super head.
- Tilya... We don't mind you being with other women, just give us your time too! - said Alice smiling.
- What?
- You know... I've always been single and wanted a family. And when Alice came along, I was happier knowing that I had a sister! - Kurama said, smiling.
- Sis!!! - Alice couldn't stand those words and rushed to hug Kurama.
- I think so too! I think so too, because there are already candidates for your heart! - Alice said as she continued to hug Kurama.
- What kind of candidates? - I asked.
- Well... lots of them..." Alice pulled away and started counting.
- You are traveling through worlds and there are lots of candidates! - Kurama said.
- Even your sisters! - Alice said, smiling, and made me break down the walls I'd just created.
- So you don't mind sharing me with others?
- Yes!
- Yes!
- God...
Ah, okay! That's a game I can play too!
- Thank you! - I said, coming closer and hugging the embarrassed girls. After a while, they hugged me back and I, with a bright smile, confessed.
- I love you, Alice, Kurama...
- I love you too! - Closing her eyes, Alice said.
- I love you too, Tila. - And this is Kurama with a sly but gentle smile.
I was... tricked into confessing? Oh... Sneaky. Heh. But I have a trump card too.
We pulled away from each other, and I said...
- Girls, get ready, I'm going to introduce you to my parents!
- What do you mean parents? Now? I'm not ready! - It's Kurama.
- Tilya, we're not mentally ready for this. - said an embarrassed Alice.
- And why should you be prepared? - I asked, not expecting such a reaction.
- Tila! It's an introduction to your fiancé's parents! Meeting your father-in-law and mother-in-law! - Alice exclaimed!
- Um, so WHO?
- Come back in two hours, Tila! And we'll get ready! - Kurama said.
And she and Alice went back to the house.
And I walked out of the VM.
- Yeah... I got kicked out of my own world! Eh, my life is tinny. - I said and began to meditate to improve control over all my energies, especially Qi.
I want to repeat my favorite technique, one monkey!
Two hours later, I went back down into my inner world.
- What's up, girls? Ready? - I asked, smiling.
- Yes," said Alice.
- Yes... Kurama.
- Well then, let's go! - I said, and a seal appeared in front of us.
Just as I was about to rip it out, a hand came down on my shoulder.
- Don't do that, Tila! - said the Fourth Hokage, and my father, Minato Namikaze.
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And from behind, someone hugged me.
- I'm sorry... I'm sorry, Tila..." Uzumaki Reiko said with tears in her eyes.
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- Father, Mother... I'm glad to see you! - I said, turning around and hugging my mother back.
- You've grown so much, Tilla! - Daddy said, smiling.
- Please wait. - I said and began to pour my memories into their minds!
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A few minutes later.
- So you're Superman? And you're from another world? What's it like out there? - My father asked shocked.
- Aha! It's fine.
- My son has saved the whole universe many times! And you ask such a thing? - Mom asked, looking at Dad.
- Yes. You're right, I'm proud of him!
- Minato, this isn't just any village! It's a whole universe of billions of worlds! - said Reiko, who couldn't calm down.
- Tila, even if you give up on us, we'll still be proud of you! - Father said.
- What are you talking about? Mom, Dad, I will always be grateful to you, because you gave me life! - I said.
Mom cried and hugged me. Dad joined in, too. And Kurama and Alice waited and didn't want to break the family idyll!
(I guess... That's exactly how Sasori felt...)