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A Bizarre & Anomalous Adventure in the SCP Foundation

Volume 1: From Anomalous to Bizarre New Beginnings A young man name Rodeo, gets a mysterious package, revealing to be a Killer Queen helmet inside of it. To his curiousity, he wears it, and then gets ended up transporting to the anomalous universe of the SCPs. Now having the power of Killer Queen on his side, what will he do? Will he be contained or will he be helping the Foundation in protecting their world from complete world annihilation? Let's just say... it's going to be an explosive ride. (No pun intended) . . . Volume 2: Anomalous & Bizarre Wars After Rodeo and his friends' successful defeat of the demons of hell at the city of Las Vegas and the SCP world was now free from danger, the story continues with Rodeo and the rest of his team facing new challenges in the anomalous world of Scps. While they had defeated a few of their enemies, new threats loom in the horizon for him and his friends as beings and figures powerful and beyond their knowledge... or at least to their knowledge loom in the scp world and beyond the multiverse in a bid to take or annihilate the universe as more problems has now increased. But Rodeo's team has been growing and continues to show their might however will that be enough to face the impending dangers it has to offer? Rodeo will be tested both physically and mentally with these challenges in this strange dark world. With his friends, can he overcome his mental health and lead this world filled with countless horrors into peace? While he made many friends and allies, he also made many enemies, some that he has yet to meet.

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Vampires, Zombies, and Robots for Days(3)

In spite of the fact that Integra and Walter were still in the car, they could still hear the radio going silent. They knew Penwood was gone. They couldn't however let his sacrifice be in vain and honor his words to keep fighting .

"Walter."

"Yes?"

"Drive faster!"

Following her request, Walter put more speed to the car. Numerous ghouls were seen ahead of the road but this didn't stop the butler as he ran any of them that came in his way. Shortly after, he made a left turn down the road and drove till he came to a stop when he noticed the end of the road was on fire and... someone approaching them.

"Why did you stop?" Integra questioned.

"Sir Integra, take the wheel of the car and look for an alternate escape route." Walter said solemnly as he stepped out of the car and stood in front of it, gazing down the road and seeing clearly who was approaching them. It was an elite member of Millennium...

The Captain.

"ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ"

Noticing the captain approaching them, Intrgra gets out of the car and says to Walter, "Walter, you must live through this and come back. Consider this an order. Understand?"

"As you insist." Walter said with a nod, stretching his gloves and preparing his razor wires.

As Integra sits on the driver seat of the car, she turns the vehicle around and drives off down the road leaving Walter behind, while the latter starts approaching the Captain. Both opponents exchange grunts before Walter rapidly attacks by sending his razor wires towards the Captain at high speeds. They are, however, caught by the Captain, who simply catches them and grips them tightly as Walter attempts to pull the wires off of his grip.

"I knew it was you. It's been a long time."

The Captain growls in response.

As Walter was preparing to engage more, he suddenly looked up and spotted the Deus ex Machina Zeppelin flying overhead. The zeppelin shines its spotlight on the two, broadcasting the Major over the loudspeakers.

[You are correct, my boy. Sooo butler, it's been what? 55 years? It's nice to know after all this time, you still managed to find a way to interrupt me while I was having my dinner. Now let's have a heart-to-heart, shall we?]

Soon, the spotlights shined brighter and became more intense as everything went white, leaving Walter's fate undetermined.

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With Integra, she was still driving the car but took an alternate route just like Walter suggested and headed for Hellsing manor, while being pursued by a group of Millennium soldiers, who were using their vampire physiology to sprint at fast speeds with their legs.

"Zhere she is! Johann, tell her to pull over!"

The Millennium soldier managed to catched up to the car and was now racing along its side, Johann faced Integra and politely asked.

"Guten Abend! Could you please pull over?"

Disregarding his advice, Integra immediately turned the wheel and drove down the road and a few of the Millennium soldiers crashed into the car and tumbled over its roof as Integra continued driving the car down the road while the Millennium soldiers continued pursuing her.

"Vell, she declined!" The Millennium soldier said as he drew out a large metallic rod over his shoulder, "PANZERFAUST!"

Following suit, the rest of the Millennium soldiers brought out their Panzerfaust rocket launchers and fired their rockets at the car. Integra maneuvered the car left and right and avoided the rockets when all of a sudden, a large robotic dog known as a Panzerhund came running out of an alleyway and rams the left side of the car with its head, sending the car into a 360-degree spin as Integra tried to get the car under control, but it was no use as it screeches and crashed into a lamppost.

The millennium soldiers halted their tracks, except for Hans, the Millennium soldier, who jumped onto the car's roof, raising his rifle with bayonet attached and roared.

"Integra Hellsing! By the order of the Battalion Commander! Prepare to-"

Before he could stab through the roof with his bayonet and kill Integra, the woman they were aftering rushed out of the car with a sword in her grasp, and with one lightning-fast movement, Han's head was cleaved off, leaving his body limp and lifeless. Standing over Han's corpse, Integra faced the nazi vampires with her head bleeding slightly due to suffering an impact to the head from the car crash.

"Hans! Nein!" A Millennium soldier shouted. "He was having such a good day! He got to bring down London Bridge! Sing the song! Everything!"

Then the Panzerhund, the same one that ran into Integra's car, leaps over the Millennium soldiers and lands on top of the crashed vehicle and breathes forth a pillar of flames into the sky for some reason. A little while later, the Panzerhund stopped and fixed its gaze into Integra and the Millennium soldiers with murderous intent, showing that this dog isn't here to play nice.

"Grrrrr…"

"Friend of yours?" Integra asked, looking at the millennium soldiers who were wearing tense expressions.

"Hell no! This robot dog tried to kill most of our forces without mercy, but anyways you're surrounded. I suggest you give up, Sir Integra," The Millennium soldier demanded before gazing at the Panzerhund, "And that same goes for you."

"Bark! Bark!"

Integra scoffs, "Give up?" She pulls out a cigarette and stomps on Han's decapitated head, "Of course that is something people like you would say. A bunch of cowards who became vampires and rejected their humanity to live longer," she said indignantly, blowing a smoke and readied her sword, declaring, "Come on! I'll fight you!"

The Millennium soldiers burst into laughter as one of them responded.

"Very well then. DIE!"

The Millennium soldier jumps at Integra, ready to stab her...

Up until a sound of stabbing and incoherent gurgling can be heard. As it turned out, multiple bayonets suddenly appeared out of nowhere and impaled the Millennium soldier, who began to slowly melt and instantaneously explode since the blades were made of silver. A significant weakness for vampires.

The moment the nazi vampire exploded, papers or Bible pages started flickering to the ground followed by an all-too-familiar bayonet-wielding man materialized in front of Integra, who widened her eyes as she recognized the person in front of her.

"It's you! You're from the Iscariot!"

Hearing the name where the person belonged to, the Millennium soldiers widened their eyes as they began chattering.

"God's Assassin."

"Saint Guillotine Judge."

"Ze Regenerator."

"Ze Angel's Dust."

Standing over the area with his spectacles and the crucifix he wore flashing with light, the man they were staring at was none other than...

"Alexander Anderson!"

The Panzerhund tilted its head in confusion as it began watching the scene… while waiting for something.

"Facing down big scary vampires while holding a sword while bleeding from the head, "Come on, I'll fight you"?!," The man, later identified as Alexander Anderson, laughed hysterically and looked up, "Did you hear that, Heinkel, Yumie?"

Integra, the Panzerhund, and the Millennium soldiers looked up and widened their eyes to witness an army of Iscariot paladins appeared, armed to the teeth. On the roof of one of the buildings were two women, one of which is the same young German woman back from the Queen's palace, Heinkel. Standing beside her was a katana-wielding Nun who was roughly her age and was of Japanese descent. Under her long, dark hair, she had blood-red eyes that seemed it could pierce a person's soul apart with a mere gaze.

This was Yumie, a member of Iscariot much like Heinkel and Anderson.

"No doubt about it. This woman, these people, who else could be worthy of being our sworn enemies! Our arch-enemies!"

"...I thought our orders were to do nothing more to observe at zis point." Heinkel added as she was seen smoking a cigarette.

"And for that matter, rescuing Sir Hellsing, that is a serious breach of orders is it not?" Yumie said.

"So what am I supposed to do? Sit back and watch? We are the ones who will crush them! We ARE the only ones who shall crush them! No one else! Just us!"

Heinkel sighs, "Good grief."

"So you're from ze Iscariots, huh?" One of the Millennium soldier mockingly exclaimed, "Ve're not afraid of you! Look at you! You don't even know how to use a bayonet! Why? Because it goes on ze gun, idiot!"

"Well, you're not technically wrong."

Suddenly, a new voice was heard, forcing everyone to gaze down the road behind Integra. And much to everyone's shock, right in front of them, there are over a hundred Wolfenstein Reich soldiers, a thousand dark aether zombies, five Guard Robots, ten Robot Soldats and Super Soldats and with one Panzerhund that was still standing on top of the car.

Seeing their arrival as a result of it breathing fire in the air as a way to signal for the forces to head for its location, the Panzerhund hops off the car and lands next to the Reich soldiers, who one of them spoke out.

"But hey, not every attachment to a weapon needs to stay an attachment forever, right? But anyways ve are here to kill you all."

"Oh come on! Ve are on the same side!"

The Reich soldier shook his head, "Nein. You backstabbed your Reich all because one man is asking you to destroy a real fucking vampire and the organization he works with. Understandable, but vhy not conquering?"

"Because zis is our final war to get vengeance on them for us losing the war and destroying Alucard and Hellsing."

"Well, I have news for you, ve come from a dimension where ve won the war and conquered the world, making every single living creature on the planet bow to us."

This revelation coming from the Reich soldier seemed to cause everyone to widen their eyes in disbelief.

"Vhat?!" (Millennium Soldiers)

"...What?" (Anderson & Integra)

"What!?" (Iscariot Paladins)

"Vhat!?" (Heinkel)

"Nani?!" (Yumie)

"Ah, lucky you! How ze hell did you guys win anyway?"

"If it weren't for Wilhelm Strasse and his genius mind, ve would have never won the war, but ve did. You all might have forsaken the Reich in zis world, but in our world ve haven't, and even after his death, we still have power to make you bow to us and now with our collaboration with a cosmic being like the Forsaken, ve can now expand our territories to the multiverse itself and conquer them all! So tell me, can you best us in combat while ve have guns, zombies, and robots for days?!"

Bringing out his bayonets, Anderson was the first to sincerely respond, "Oh we can... by fighting you all till the very last breath we take from our bodies. You all are no different than the soulless monsters that are in Millennium, and for that I will cast judgment... that is death."

"We outnumber you in terms of numbers and firepower. Clearly you're at a disadvantage."

"You underestimate us, you bloody heathens." Anderson muttered, looking at Integra, and continued, "Now if you'll excuse us, ya English Cow, it's time we the Iscariots to do yer job for ya, and how we do things here and send these SOULLESS HERETICS where they belong! In the ground in case ya didn't take-"

Two Millennium soldiers and two Robot Soldats charged at Anderson during his sentencing at breakneck speed, only to be sliced down instantaneously when Anderson spinned 180 degrees with holy-blessed bayonets in his hands.

"...In case ya didn't take ma meanin'."

"Nope we totally got it, kill zhem!"

"Kill zhem!"

"RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The following instant, a three-way battle has begun, with the Reich forces, the Dark Aether forces, and Millennium forces starting charging against one another, with half of them taking their attention against Anderson and the rest. The Iscariot Paladins, Heinkel and Yumie land next to Anderson as the three enemy forces charge towards them.

"Who are we?!"

"""The necessary evil!"""

"Why are we necessary?!"

"""To purge the evil worse than man!"""

"And why are we God's chosen few, ordained for this unholy task?!"

The Iscariot Paladins, Heinkel and Yumie all brandished their weapons and shouted.

"""Because no one else will!""'

With his bayonet held in one hand and the second in the other, both blades interact and form into a Cross.

"And because it's FUCKIN' fun!"

"To you and zhat maniac Alucard at least!" A Millennium soldier retorted, only to get shot in the head by a silver bullet less than a second later, which was fired by Heinkel's dual handguns as she continued gunning down the enemies with perfect precision.

Yumie used her katana and deflected a storm of bullets fired by a few Millennium soldiers and a dozen Reich soldiers as she sprinted towards them and dodged the numerous rounds they were firing at speeds that no human could match. With a single swing, a trace of light can be seen which cuts the heads of the soldiers around her in an instant.

Out of nowhere, a Robot Soldat appeared in front of her and thrust its fist forward at superior speed, but it was met by multiple bayonets from Anderson and the robot was driven to the side lifelessly.

Even as four different armies were ruthlessly slaughtering at one another, the Iscariots were actually winning against the dark aether, Millennium and Reich forces, all because of having one man on their side.

"You're not taking this world, not by a long shot!" Anderson shouted as a series of long chains came flying from his wrist and latched themselves onto the heads and chest of six Millennium and Reich soldiers, two Guard Robots, a Super Soldat, the Panzerhund, and three Robot Soldats.

Pulling the chains off the bayonets, each of the blades on their chests incinerated them alongside anyone next to them in a fiery explosion.

With mad laughter in his voice, Anderson leaps high into the air and drops himself onto a horde of dark aether zombies.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! AAAAAAMEN!!!"

Swinging with both hands, Anderson hacked and slashed at thirty zombies at once, watching their lifeless bodies falling to the ground and being crushed under the weight of his body as their blood splattered on the walls of the buildings around him.