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Chapter 4

Interview With the Model

The Parpara Valters interview was all over the Wizard news. Draco, of course, thought it to be a success and was immensely proud of himself. He even went to lengths as to snip the article from the paper and frame it. He took at least twenty to thirty minutes a day worshipping and adoring it with vigor.

Harry on the other hand, was humiliated. The answers Draco gave during the interview were over the top and insane. Harry didn't know what to make of it.

PV: So Draco Malfoy. I see you are only eighteen and your model career as flown to new heights. Very impressive.

DM: Thank you, Parpara!

PV: Did it come as a shock to your friends and family when you revealed that you were gay?

DM: Daddy threw me out of the house, of course. I take it that he wasn't too pleased. (Giggle) But my friends don't mind.

PV: To top things off, your gentleman lover is none other than the famous Harry Potter. Tell me Draco, how did you become so lucky as to catch the most well-known wizard in the world?

DM: Honestly, Parpara. I think Harry is the lucky one to have caught the attention of a sexy beast such as myself. But honestly, it all started when we were still at Hogwarts. I happened to be the one who brought out Harry Potter's sexuality and then, I guess, he knew that we were destined to be.

PV: He was ashamed of being gay?

DM: But of course! It's quite startling for a young boy to find out that he's more attracted to penises rather than vaginas. And to make things worse, Harry was in the public eye! He couldn't freely announce that he was gay. It would make things uncomfortable.

PV: And you, I suppose, made things comfortable for him?

DM: But of course! He confided in me everyday. He even told me the first time he knew he was gay… it was when he reached the ripe age of three years old. He was irresistibly drawn to a Muggle actor named Brad Pitt and I must say, that Brad Pitt is quite saucy! I'd like to dip my chicken nuggets in THAT!

PV: (laughs) Now watch what you say Draco! We wouldn't want Harry to get jealous.

DM: Oh, that silly boy gets jealous even when I talk to my own father! Harry wants me all to himself and I really don't mind at all.

PV: Judging by the way you talk of Harry Potter, I am thinking that there is no problem in your… (Ahem)… "nightly life"?

DM: Parpara, you are a cheeky little monkey! Actually I must say, our "nightly life" is quite satisfying. Quite satisfying indeed. Harry is as feisty as a tiger and has the stamina of a bull! He indulges all my needs and desires and truthfully, I couldn't ask for more.

PV: (begins to fan herself)… Well… that's quite lovely to hear. Would you like to… add on to that?

DM: Certainly! Harry also has this fetish for S/M. It's quite kinky and it makes me look forward to Friday nights.

PV: Friday nights?

DM: I forgot to mention, we have a schedule. Monday is Master and Maid. Tuesday is Pool Boy and Rich Lady. Wednesday is Priest and Altar Boy. Thursday is Cops and Robbers. Friday, I just told you. Then the weekend, we're just ourselves… which is quite good too.

PV: (Begins to squirm around in her seat)… Well… Mr. Malfoy… that is quite… (continues to fan herself)… lovely— Are there more things you'd like to tell me about your nightly escapades?

DM: Parpara, darling. If I didn't know better, I'd think you'd actually want to join me and Harry!

PV: (silence)

DM: We wouldn't mind.

PV: And that concludes our interview. Thank you for joining me, Mr. Draco Malfoy.

DM: Thank you for having me, Parpara.