Cliche, tropes and all the other awful things

While Eric still felt Nol's piercing and self-fulfilling stare, Eric was thankful for the new skill upgrade. How convenient~

The person who sat next to Nol was a male that even Eric as a man had to admit he fit the description of prince charming riding on a white horse perfectly. Damn did Eric read too many romance books?

Blonde, smooth hair, a pleasant smile and green eyes so soft they were like a precious jewel wrapped in soft velvet. This person was the first to show any emotions, a smile to Eric.

"Dear teacher, " smooth milky voice, "My name's Lav. I'm the second prince. Currently 24 years old."

Lav was indeed a prince. handsome, polite, and respectful. Even his prince uniform only magnified this impression. Lav was the type of person that could get the favour of everyone by being charming if only Eric couldn't read his thoughts. Eric felt like an experiment about to be dissected.

'Hmm, this human looks interesting. Very supple, very luscious and very-'

Eric started to sweat again. What was wrong with prince charming? Should I tell you? Prince charming was actually the evil kids-eating witch disguised from Hansel Gretel! Return to your story now and stop polluting this!

One son was fucking using poop analogies and the other was viewing Eric as food? Oh heaven, was Eric going to end up as a Sunday roast meal on that devilish handsome prince charming's tongue?

'Delicious'

GASP! He did it! Lav, that glutton, said it! The words that shall not be said have been released! Hey, you don't set the character settings for yourself!

'I don't see why Nol admired this human so much. His skin is good but there's not much on him, hmm,' Lav tilted his head and his blonde locks fell over his face.

Oh, my beautiful life! This prince wanted to fatten Eric up before he'd get slaughtered! In this prince's eyes, Eric was equal to- no, he was the pig!

Eric had to calm himself down and smiled pretending he didn't know the horrible thoughts of using Eric as a sacrifice directing this witch's mind! Oh, from now on prince charming will be named 'Witch'! Stamp! Next one, hurry, hurry! The factory's closing and this small blue-coloured worked wanted to return home!

"Yo, yo, yo!" fierce red hair and penetrating green eyes and a voice so full of fire it could burn everyone to hot potato crisps. Compared to Lav's soft green eyes, this fierce guy's green was similar to a lizard's.

A lizard pretending to be a fire lizard! But the most prominent thing about this prince wasn't his red hair that made him look like a brawler but his equally muscular body that just screamed he could bed 1000 women a night.

Wait, Eric wasn't female. He wouldn't appreciate a body like this. If Eric had to describe the prince's appearance it'd be aggressively handsome! In the face! Not a slap but BAM BAM, a double punch! He wore revealing clothes that showed off his muscles.

"This prince's called Fil. Currently 24, bachelor, third in line to the throne. Haha. Teach let's have some fun!" Fil's eyes narrowed as a loud laugh escaped his mouth. His rough voice perfectly fit his image. The kind you'd want to have dirty things whispered in your ear.

The others scowled hearing Fil's words. Third in line for the throne? Stop reading these nonsense books! This isn't the human world.

'Look at his puny human! Is he scared by this prince ahahaha! Of course! Better grovel before me. Hm, I was curious about this human but he looks weird. Let's test him.'

Eric got another headache waiting for him. Damn these demons. Just cut him some slack! What fucking testing him?

What fucking puny human? What pissed Eric off the most was these damned character settings! What was up with them? Eric swore, if the others were as cringy, as cheesy as the epitome of stereotypes, cliché and tropes, Eric would quit his life!

No stereotypes here! Go away! These cliché characters do not belong here! A good story should not rely on them! Fuck!

'Hahaha, he's really scared wet! What a funny face!'

Funny? What's funny? Was Eric's beautiful and handsome smile funny, huh? Eric wished he could grab Fil by the collar and shake him but again that was equal to his life. Fil was condemned to be called 'Fiery'.

NEXT ONE!

This must be the last prince. Eric scanned him. Brown hair that perfectly framed his pale and attractive face. Golden eyes were shining like pearls basked in sunlight and- cough what? Golden eyes?

G-Gol- Well, it didn't matter. Damned demons. Damned tropes!

This last prince was more on the slender and weaker side than his three brothers. He also gave off a rather dark and quiet vibe.

His skin seemed like porcelain as he wore a dark blue shirt that revealed his collar with a long coat strapped over his shoulders. He definitely was the type girls would say was cool, cold and indifferent. Indeed he was the mysterious handsome type.

A long sigh came out and a slightly annoyed expression was apparent on this cold beauty's face. Very well, he was another personification of cliche.

His face literally screamed 'Bothersome. Why do I have to do this? How annoying.' Oh, wait. These were literally his thoughts.

"Van. 22, fourth prince," then another long sigh. That was it. Ah Van, a moody child like you-

I'll beat the fuck out of you so you can talk with your mouth closed. Dammit, another pain in the ass.

'This human's no good. Arrogant and conceited. Bad human. Have to be cautious. Bad.'

Ah ok, so his thoughts were also like this. But the worst thing was that the prince's intuition seemed keen! He could see through Eric's angel face.

Eric just smiled while bitterly nodding, "Ok good."

Eric mentally stabbed his brain a few times, so it'd work properly. Ok, these were the four princes, the Demon Lord's proclaimed sons. Eric's brain opened up a spreadsheet and created a character list.

First prince- Nol- toned down eccentric guy- weird fashion sense- thinks of himself as a king- nemesis- very good looking- the type that would kabedon you with an arrogant look- like a black dog (Why? dunno, feeling)- called 'dipshit'

Second prince- Lav- cannibal witch disguised as prince charming- thinks Eric's food- not good- charming smile- dangerous- the type that woos you with cliché spitting swords- tender and soft-looking but actually prepares you as food- like a bunny ( a murderous one)- called 'witch'

Third prince- Fil- fire, fire- hot—the type to aggressively push you down to take you hard- very bad for the body- thinks of himself as royalty too- very muscular body- likes to flaunt it- a lion (need more proof?)- called 'Fiery'

Fourth prince- Van- mysterious type- thinks everything's bothersome- good intuition- danger-quiet- please just talk and be nice- the type to tie you up because he's secretly a S- a hedgehog hence called 'Prickly'