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[Nightmare]

Helix didn’t want to become a protagonist. Unfortunately, he was summoned to another world against his will, and a mad god was dead set on making him the hero. After turning down her offer for comical power and a harem-attracting charm attribute, he was left with [zeros] for all of his stats. Worse, he was given a legendary magic class that creates illusions of an enemy’s greatest fear and has a millennium-long history of killing its wielders in the first month. His decision left him defenseless around 49 jealous light novel-reading Earthians with delusional desires to be the protagonist and slaughter their way to godhood. Stranded in a world where [everyone] is one punch man, only his mind and cunning will help him survive. — [Nightmare] explores cliches from a real-world perspective. The mc doesn't want to be a protagonist—that never changes. It's a dynamic that makes this story a satisfying dark comedy and constantly asks interesting questions. This novel examines how the [mindsets] of the weebs shape how they view and interact with it. It covers RPG culture, harem culture, cultivator world mindset, system wish fulfillment, real-world weak to strong complications, and the twisted nature of overpowered characters. Yes: Helix gets satisfyingly op. Note: I had to read a truckload of cliche novels to roast cliches. Especially cultivation cliches—I'm writing a cultivation novel! XD [Sexual content warning]. There are lemons. You're welcome. If you like the comedy aspect, try out my other novel My Yandere Harem for ultimate yandere goodness. —Important Disclaimer— This novel has a heartbreaking scene that highlights the tragic consequences of the cultivator mindset. 80% of the people drop do it because of that chapter. I wouldn't have written it if I knew how adverse WN readers were to character deaths. Please don't drop because of that scene. The decision was bad, but the story isn't. If it hits you like a bag of bricks, it means that my writing was powerful, and there's a lot of potential in the future. Enjoy the novel!

Margrave · แฟนตาซี
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235 Chs

[Petty Chess]

Helix opened his eyes slowly.

He felt multiple soft objects on his body.

The young man raised his eyes to the heavens and whispered a thankful prayer to the non-Elise gods.

"I'll never tire of this." He chuckled.

Helix reluctantly nudged Marie.

"Huuuuuha?" She grumbled.

"It's time to wake up, sweetheart." He replied with a gentle smile.

"... Sweetheart?" Marie muttered in a sleepy daze.

"Yes, sweetheart."

Marie's smile lit up, and she searched for Helix's lips like a homing missile.

He gave her a gentle kiss.

Then he nudged Charlotte.

"Guhhhhh. Five more minutes.

Unless it's Hellie.

Then just take me." She grumbled.

Charlotte was truly still half asleep.

So her outburst was genuine.

Helix chuckled in bewilderment.

"It's me. Wake up.

I have bakery treats being delivered.

Let's eat before going to practice."

"Did you say baked and treat in the same word?

If you did, you better be willing to accept the consequences." Charlotte warned sleepily.