Chapter 3 : Things like god

"Bloody hell! Do you think my iron head is scared? I spit on that!" The bald man took a swig and walked aggressively.

"Boom!"

At that moment, in the quiet sky, a beer bottle actually fell and struck the bald man's head directly and squarely.

Pu Zhi—

Hot blood gushed from his bare head uncontrollably.

"Oh... It hurts..." The bald man covered his head and rolled around, screaming in pain.

"See, I told you a calamity was coming, but you didn't believe it," Chen Xiaobei said with a nonchalant expression.

The onlookers were now bewildered and agitated.

While this alley was beside the KTV, the occasional flying bottle wasn't entirely surprising. However, how could Chen Xiaobei know precisely when and where the bottle would descend?

"Do you tell fortunes?" Lan Mengchen blinked her long eyelashes, her eyes full of curiosity shining in the dark night.

Chen Xiaobei was momentarily stunned, then nodded, "Well, I know a bit. If you're interested, I can help you with a reading."

"Boy! Quit pretending here. It's just a coincidence. Do you really think you're a master?" Brother Turkey scoffed angrily.

"You don't believe me?" 

Chen Xiaobei stared at Brother Turkey's face and pointed, "You! Your parents died, and you wandered alone for ten years, facing many hardships before reaching your current status. However, there are greater forces suppressing you, making it difficult for you to rise further! Am I right?"

As these words came out, everyone fell into a dumbfounded stupor.

They all knew Turkey had debuted ten years ago, starting from scratch to become the boss of a small gang. Yet, he faced challenges from larger gangs, hindering his development.

小 Chen Xiaobei was spot-on!

His accuracy stunned them all.

However, Brother Turkey shook his head and said, "You said this? Everyone on the streets knows. Is this what you call fortune-telling? Do you think I'm an idiot?"

"I'm not one of the streetwise types," Chen Xiaobei pouted, saying, "I'll tell you something recent... your wife left home yesterday! She's a good woman and left because she couldn't endure your behavior!"

"Lying grass! Can you figure this out?" Brother Turkey frowned, his eyes wide in disbelief.

This incident had occurred just last night, and he hadn't disclosed it to anyone. Unexpectedly, Chen Xiaobei had uncovered it – it was almost divine!

The crowd around them was instantly shocked.

Meng Lan Mengchen bit her small mouth, her eyes wide, looking at Chen Xiaobei with extraordinary cuteness.

"Master! You're my true master! You're like a god! I'm convinced!" Brother Turkey's attitude took a complete 180-degree turn, pleading, "I regret driving my wife away. Master, teach me how to get her back. I beg you!"

"I can help, but you have to promise not to trouble my friend anymore." Chen Xiaobei patted Lan Mengchen's shoulder.

大 Brother Turkey had been dumbfounded for a long time, lying in Chen Xiaobei's arms motionless.

"Master, rest assured! As long as you're willing to help me, you'll be my dear brother from now on. This girl will be my dear sister. I'll respect and love you!" Brother Turkey solemnly patted his chest.

"Don't talk nonsense! What a big sigh..." Lan Mengchen regained her composure, blushing, and quickly left Chen Xiaobei's embrace.

A touch of coquettishness graced her beautiful face, adding a hint of charm that should have been absent. This made Chen Xiaobei's heart race.

The surrounding henchmen were stunned, their eyes fixed, but no one dared to act arrogantly towards Master Chen.

"Wait for a moment! Don't come over!" Chen Xiaobei instructed and turned towards a distance.

Upon opening his phone, he found three marriage amulets in the treasure chest, just when they were needed.

——Marriage Amulet, record the names of both sides to create a marital bond.

"It might not work, but it's worth a try, right?"

小 Chen Xiaobei was a bit disappointed but clicked without hesitation.

The biggest advantage of chicken ribs is that it doesn't hurt.

"Hold this and write down both of your names." Chen Xiaobei handed the marriage amulet to Brother Turkey.

The turkey's wife was a good woman, and he genuinely regretted driving her away. This marriage amulet was sure to succeed!

"Write it!" Brother Turkey eagerly complied.

"Alright, now go home, observe a fast, and pray to Buddha. Your wife will return." Chen Xiaobei instructed.

"Observing a fast and praying to Buddha?" Brother Turkey said begrudgingly, "I get sleepy as soon as I study. I can't go without meat. Can I?"

"No more nonsense! If you behave, fine. But if you slack off, don't blame me if your wife doesn't return! Also, your younger brothers should observe the fast and pray with you. It's more sincere!"

In reality, you didn't need to observe a fast and pray to Buddha with a marriage amulet. Chen Xiaobei deliberately set these absurd conditions to get rid of these meddling henchmen who were always causing trouble.

"Yes, yes! I'll listen to Master! Before my wife returns, my younger brothers and I will observe the fast and pray to Buddha every day!" Brother Turkey nodded repeatedly.

The henchmen around them instantly cried without tears, "Boss, don't do this! Can't we just wait a day or two? What if your sister-in-law never comes back? Shouldn't we cut off our heads and become monks?"

"No more nonsense! The master said to do it! Hurry up and follow me. Don't disturb the master and sister!" Brother Turkey, now a believer in Chen Xiaobei's abilities, scolded his underlings away.

"Finally, some peace."

Lan Mengchen patted Chen Xiaobei's chest and said seriously, "Thank you for saving me. Leave me your number, and I'll invite you to dinner another day."

After calming down, Lan Mengchen regained her usual cold and elegant temperament. Without panic, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com her face became even more beautiful and flawless.

"It's so beautiful..." Chen Xiaobei paused for a moment before sharing his phone number with a smile.

"Small and poor, I don't like smooth-talking men." Lan Mengchen glared at Chen Xiaobei and said, "I'm leaving now. I'll see you this weekend."

"Don't hurry! I'm heading the same way as you. I'm also a student at Qingteng University." Chen Xiaobei hurried to catch up.

"So coincidental? We're alumni?"

"This is fate!"

"Where did you learn fortune-telling?"

"I picked it up..."

"Is that piece of paper really useful? If it's not, those idiots will definitely come after you!"

"Rest assured, it's produced by Moon Moon; it's definitely effective!"

"What's Moon Moon?"

"Ahem, it's just a full moon..."

"..."

The two returned

 to school together.

Lan Lan Mengchen usually didn't talk much, but she opened up to Chen Xiaobei, the god, and conversed amicably along the way.

Chen Xiaobei kept accompanying her until they reached her dormitory before bidding her goodbye.

Returning to his own dormitory, Chen Xiaobei found his three roommates huddled around a computer. They quickly turned off the screen upon seeing him.

"Boss! Why are you back?" Boss Zhou Zitao and second son Zhang Fengyi were both visibly nervous.

"What are you looking at?" Chen Xiaobei asked curiously.

"Brother, don't ask. You'll be upset..." Fourth child Li Ming advised.

"I'm fine. Why would I be upset?" Chen Xiaobei said, "Let me see it; otherwise, I'll be curious."

Li Ming hesitated before turning on the computer screen nervously, saying, "Third brother, brace yourself..."