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Marvel’s Most Normal Man: Just Let Me Make Coffee!

Synopsis: "Marvel’s Most Normal Man: Just Let Me Make Coffee!" Superpowers? Magic? Cosmic deities? Sounds like a weird dream. Meet Ethan Cross, an ordinary guy who just wants to run a peaceful café. After waking up in a world that sort of resembles Marvel, he assumes it’s just a different timeline—one where heroes and villains never got their powers. To him, Thor is just a buff dude with a hammer, Doctor Doom is a guy who takes cosplay too seriously, and Thanos is an overdramatic environmentalist. Unbeknownst to him, the moment anyone steps into a 100km radius of Ethan, they lose all their abilities. Gods, aliens, and cosmic horrors? Just regular people around him. Hela and Mistress Death? Two nice goth ladies who keep visiting his café for some reason. Everyone else? Freaking out because they don’t know why they’re powerless. As Ethan continues his blissfully ignorant café life, drinking coffee and listening to customers’ "normal problems", the Marvel Universe falls into utter chaos trying to figure out why their strongest beings become powerless near some random barista. And just when he thinks life couldn’t get any more bizarre… Hela and Death propose to him. "Wait, I married two goddesses?!" "Wait, my kids are ACTUALLY divine beings?!" "Wait… I’M IMMORTAL?!" Will Ethan accept his godhood? Or will he continue being the most normal man in the Marvel Universe? (Spoiler: He’s still just making coffee.) ---

cinema_thing_1935 · Anime & Comics
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15 Chs

You Evil Dragon! I Don't Want to Have Children With you Anymore!

Arranged marriage? Or a child first and then love? After being defeated and captured, the dragon slayer Leon became the prisoner of the Silver Dragon Queen. Facing certain death, Leon made a desperate move. In a twist of fate, he impregnated the queen right before he was supposed to die. He thought that by doing this, he could condemn the queen to live with the shame for the rest of her life, fulfilling his mission as a dragon slayer. But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail beside him. "Daddy! You finally woke up!" Not only was Leon alive, but he had also become the father of this little dragon girl. After that, the Silver Dragon Queen started her relentless revenge. In a way that was truly "tit for tat," she subjected Leon to non-stop bed exercises. But as a mere human, how could he possibly withstand the unending onslaught of a dragon's... desires? Leon decided to escape. However, every attempt ended in failure. Finally, under the queen’s threats and bribes, he resigned himself to being a stay-at-home dad. “Hm, you’ve been behaving well. I’ll reward you by having a second child with me,” the queen declared. Leon swore, “I’d rather die! I’ll leap from the Silver Dragon Palace, and I still won’t have a second child with you!" ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 闭嘴恶龙我不想再跟你生孩子了 Author:奶昔尾尾酱

ZenonTL_2 · Others
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156 Chs

Final Fantasy XIV: The Winter Calamity

Long had Eorzea lived to tell the story of her scars. The wounds brought about by ages past. Her reflections, some ruined, others desolate, could not claim to hold such bountiful life. Life full of potential. Time ticked for the star in a fated cycle. All things that shall come, would always come. But then the stranger, an obtuse creature with pink hair, appeared on the star's surface. This stranger swore like a sailor, fought like a monster, bred like a beast, and whispered stories that the star had never heard. Stories of her past. Her future. The stranger was confident. He had seen everything upon a fantastical tool called a "Wiki". And from whence he was "born" upon her tattered and fragmented surface, he vowed, not to save her, but to simply survive. Survive the coming crisis that he had forseen. Survive the crisis after of which he did not know. Survive the fate that all beings like him shared. The crippling weakness of "being a mob." "It's already hard enough on me, y'know? Surely you don't require more?" --- Author's Note : I don't need your powerstones or xyz currency. FFXIV:TWC is a story that I wanted to write as an exercise. In fact, I'd love if this novel stayed as some niche and dusty thing that sat in the corner of your library. If you want to empty your wallets, I won't stop you, but remember that it has no impact on what gets written and what doesn't. No matter where I steer this ship, I do hope that you enjoy the ride. Oh and if you comment something mean, be careful the next time you cross the street, okay? ---

throwawaycrystal · Video Games
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60 Chs

Dragon Queen and Dragon Slayer

Continuation of “Shut Up Dragon! I Don't Want to Have Children With You!”. Chapter 1-155 are uploaded under ZenonTL_2 username. Arranged marriage? Or a child first and then love? After being defeated and captured, the dragon slayer Leon became the prisoner of the Silver Dragon Queen. Facing certain death, Leon made a desperate move. In a twist of fate, he impregnated the queen right before he was supposed to die. He thought that by doing this, he could condemn the queen to live with the shame for the rest of her life, fulfilling his mission as a dragon slayer. But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail beside him. "Daddy! You finally woke up!" Not only was Leon alive, but he had also become the father of this little dragon girl. After that, the Silver Dragon Queen started her relentless revenge. In a way that was truly "tit for tat," she subjected Leon to non-stop bed exercises. But as a mere human, how could he possibly withstand the unending onslaught of a dragon's... desires? Leon decided to escape. However, every attempt ended in failure. Finally, under the queen’s threats and bribes, he resigned himself to being a stay-at-home dad. “Hm, you’ve been behaving well. I’ll reward you by having a second child with me,” the queen declared. Leon swore, “I’d rather die! I’ll leap from the Silver Dragon Palace, and I still won’t have a second child with you!" ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 闭嘴恶龙我不想再跟你生孩子了 Author:奶昔尾尾酱 ═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day

ZenonTL · Others
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31 Chs