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Priceless Baby's Super Daddy

"He is the entertainment king who is in charge of everything. Been single for years, he had zero scandal. One day, a woman and a girl turned his life upside down. The little cutie held him tight, not letting go. ""Handsome uncle, you look very much like the daddy I have lost for many years!"" Huo Yunshen felt depressed. “Me? Daddy?!” The little cutie proudly pulled her mommy over, ""Mommy, I have found a long-term meal ticket for you, handsome and gullible."" Xu Xiyan smiled at the elegant man. Recalling the accident five years ago, his face sank. ""How dare you steal my DNA?"" She laughed. ""Not steal, just borrow!"" The man took her in his arms and warned in a dangerous tone, ""Woman, should I get what’s mine back, with interest?"" She stood on her toes. ""Yeah, how about another baby?"""

Ban Cheng Fan Xue · Urban

Genius Daddy in the City

An ordinary man, Ye Chen traveled to the cultivation world by accident and became a phenomenal immortal of that era. After 3,000 years in the cultivation world, he was betrayed and traveled back to earth through a spatial tear. Five years had passed in the mortal world, but when he came back with his abilities, he found out he now has a daughter!

Beneath the Lonely Mountain Tree · Urban

Daddy Always Gets Jealous

If it hadn't been a misdiagnosis for a terminal illness, she wouldn't have dared to mess with him even if she had ten thousand guts. "Mr. Huo, shall we play a game of heartbeats?" ... The next day, there were two more red booklets. "What... what are these?" "Permits for legally having a second child." And just like that, a single heartbeat game turned her into Mrs. Huo, and from then on, she had a god-like husband and was accompanied by a cute little bun...

Northern Fall · Urban

Yo me convierto en la jefa bebé de la mafia

—¿De repente te conviertes en jefa de la mafia en un mundo de superpoderes y solo tienes 3 años? Ainsley Sloan, una joven de 20 años amante del anime, transmigrada de repente en el cuerpo de una niña pequeña. El padre se escapó con una mujer, y la madre era solo una madre sustituta. ¡Los dos dejaron atrás a su bebé de 3 años para gobernar una familia mafiosa de tamaño mediano! No, ¡esto no puede ser! Ainsley se vio obligada a abrazar la abandonada Familia Sloan y llevar a su familia a la cima del peligroso mundo de la mafia, si no, moriría. Pero, ¡no te preocupes! Con el poder de la suerte suprema, la ayuda de sus leales subordinados y la protección de sus gatos convertidos en seres humanos, ¡Ainsley pateará a cualquier enemigo que venga en su camino! Un encuentro tardío con un cierto sistema incluso le allanó un camino florido. Con su ayuda, Ainsley será la mejor jefa de la mafia, ¡y una extraordinaria! Cuando otros jefes de la mafia fuman cigarrillos, Ain tiene un Pocky de chocolate metido en la boca. Cuando otros jefes hacen girar su copa de vino tinto, Ain sopla su taza de leche caliente. Cuando otros jefes soplan su arma después de una pelea... Ain se cambia el pañal. ¡Mira al bebé tomar el control del mundo de la mafia con su único encanto de bebé! 7 años después. Un cierto mini jefe astuto: —Ain, ¿qué te parece si te conviertes en mi prometida? —El niño cinco años mayor que la niña pequeña agitaba una funda de almohada BL de edición limitada como soborno. Un cierto sistema: niña, ¡acepta su propuesta! ¡Exprime su dinero! —Wtf ustedes dos. ¡Prometida mis narices! ¡Solo tengo 10 años! PS: Si esperas una FL (female lead) implacable y rápida, bofetadas y hazañas heroicas en los primeros 100 capítulos, este libro podría no ser de tu gusto. _____ Libros de ambiente antiguo/moderno: 1. La esposa del Príncipe Dragón es traductora (completo) 2. La niña del oficinista del CEO (completo) Serie de protagonistas bebés: 1. Me convierto en jefa de la mafia bebé (en curso) 2. ¡Siempre me convierto en un bebé! (transmigración rápida, en curso) Libro de juego de citas: 1. ¡Señor CEO, Sigue Adelante! (Abandonado debido a problemas del sistema que no permiten actualizar más capítulos después de cambiar accidentalmente el estado del libro a completado) Sigue mi Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Servidor de Discord: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv

Zehell2218 · Fantasy

Genialer Daddy in der Stadt

Ye Chen, ein gewöhnlicher Mensch, kam zufällig in die Welt der Kultivierung und wurde zu einem phänomenalen Unsterblichen der damaligen Zeit. Nach 3.000 Jahren in der Kultivierungswelt wurde er verraten und reiste durch einen Raumriss zurück zur Erde. Fünf Jahre waren in der Welt der Sterblichen vergangen, aber als er mit seinen Fähigkeiten zurückkam, stellte er fest, dass er jetzt eine Tochter hat!

Beneath the Lonely Mountain Tree · Urban

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No one understands the Revival of Reiki more than I do.

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Dressed as the sister of a vicious concubine

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