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Guerra de Invocadores: Solo Yo Invoqué Bestias Divinas

En un mundo donde los invocadores ejercen el poder de convocar vampiros, elfos, ángeles, demonios y todas las criaturas humanoides de todos los reinos, Nathan se encontró incapaz de invocar seres excepto bestias. Sin embargo, esas bestias no son bestias ordinarias. Son seres divinos que alguna vez estuvieron al mismo nivel, si no más alto, que las criaturas legendarias que el mundo jamás conoció. Dirigiendo su mirada hacia la izquierda, Nathan ve numerosos invocadores acompañados por reyes demonios, arcángeles, progenitores vampíricos y otros seres legendarios. Girando a la derecha, un ejército masivo de simbiotes alienígenas está esperando para atacar. No había miedo en sus ojos, porque a su izquierda se encuentra un majestuoso lobo que logró matar a un dios, la legendaria serpiente de ocho cabezas se enrosca a su derecha, sobre él está el pájaro que brilla como el sol, y detrás de él hay un dragón que una vez royó las raíces del árbol del mundo. "Que comience la guerra."

Fixten · Fantasy

Yo Solo Quería Una Clase En El Apocalipsis

Partiendo de la ciudad de NY, un hombre volverá en el tiempo y comenzará a dominar el mundo del apocalipsis. Hye vivió toda su vida sin una clase. Después de que el apocalipsis golpeó el mundo humano, extrañas criaturas invadieron y mataron humanos mientras se agregaban nuevas tierras. Sistema fue dado a los humanos y con la ayuda de los guías, los humanos empezaron a luchar por sus vidas. Todo esto sucedió bajo la mirada de los venerables seres que eran estrellas brillantes en el cielo; ¡dioses! Hye soñó toda su vida con una oportunidad para demostrarse a sí mismo. Fue un joven trabajador, aprendiendo con sinceridad e inteligente. Sin embargo, el apocalipsis nunca fue misericordioso con tales humanos. Hasta que un día tuvo la oportunidad de regresar en el tiempo cuando todo comenzó. En este nuevo punto de partida, se encontró finalmente capaz de obtener lo que quería, una clase para él y poder más allá de la imaginación. Pero, ¿serán las cosas tan fáciles para él?

ranmaro · Fantasy

Yo Fabriqué las Técnicas, ¿pero mi discípulo realmente las dominó?

Li Xuan se encontró en un aprieto después de transmigrar sin el lujo de un sistema o complementos. Para evitar ser notado, se refugió en un pequeño pueblo de montaña. Sin embargo, un día, fue confundido con un experto reclusivo, y fue adoptado a la fuerza como maestro por un discípulo entusiasta que se negaba a aceptar un no como respuesta. Luchando con su brújula moral, Li Xuan inicialmente rechazó la propuesta del discípulo debido a su compromiso con la honestidad. Sin embargo, frente a la insistencia persistente y ofertas tentadoras, creó a regañadientes técnicas de cultivo ficticias. Para su asombro, el discípulo no solo adoptó estas enseñanzas fabricadas, sino que logró cultivar con notable destreza. Presenciando los músculos atronadores, huesos resistentes y fuerza vital potente de su discípulo, Li Xuan no podía comprender el inexplicable éxito. Desconcertado, exclamó: "¡Lo fabriqué todo! ¿Cómo lograste cultivar con tanto éxito? ¿Qué clase de monstruo eres?" Para añadir a la perplejidad, un misterioso Dedo Dorado se manifestó: "Tu discípulo dominó la técnica que inventaste desde cero. ¡Tu perfecta creación de la técnica ha mejorado tu fuerza cien veces en comparación con otros en el mismo nivel!"

Half a clear breeze · Eastern

Despertando el Talento más Débil: Solo Yo Subo de Nivel

#sololevelup #weaktostrong #faceslapping #feelsgood Lu Yu transmigró a un mundo paralelo antes de la recuperación del Reiki y el despertar de las ciudades. Bestias feroces atacaron, y toda la humanidad comenzó a despertar talentos especiales. Todos los seres vivos en el mundo comenzaron a evolucionar y mutar, y convertirse en materiales para que los humanos se volvieran más poderosos. Siempre que uno buscara los materiales apropiados, podría evolucionar sus talentos y volverse más poderoso. Pero había muchos talentos que eran extremadamente misteriosos, y nadie sabía cómo subir de nivel esos. En la Plataforma de Despertar de Talentos... Lu Yu despertó el talento más débil [Ataque de Garra]. Todos se rieron de él. Afortunadamente, su sistema se activó, y solo él podía ver sus notificaciones. "Detectado el talento [Ataque de Garra]." "Por favor, elija entre los caminos de evolución a continuación: [Camino de la Garra de Gato] [Camino de la Pata de Oso] [Camino de Ataque de Águila] [Camino del Diente de Serpiente] [Camino de Garra de Dragón]..." "Por favor confirme su elección, [Camino de Garra de Dragón]." "Por favor continúe eligiendo su camino de evolución: [Garra de Dragón Llameante] [Garra de Dragón de Agua Fluyente] [Garra de Dragón Trituradora de Rocas] [Garra de Dragón de Vendaval] [Garra de Dragón de Luz] [Garra de Dragón Oscura]..." De este modo, Lu Yu utilizó el sistema a su favor y se puso en marcha por el camino de subir de nivel hacia el poder supremo.

overlord · Urban

Muerte... y yo

Muerte... y yo ###### Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)

Suiyan · Fantasy

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