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The Tycoon Has A Secret Crush On Me
Author: Dyed Pages
Ongoing · 693.6K Views
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Under everyone's gaze, her pregnant sister came to force a marriage, making her the butt of the joke, after being cheated on. When she was at her wit's end, she met him —— Jun Mochan, the business tycoon. He said: "Marry me, I won't betray you." In order to shut off the wagging tongues and avoid becoming a bargaining chip in a family alliance, She said: "Okay" But, wasn't it agreed that it would be a fake marriage? He loves her deeply. The whole world knows it, only she doesn't.
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Transmigration: On the Gossip Front

For every supporting female character who never realized her dreams, fulfill their wishes. Earn Points, and fulfill your own wishes. Who says supporting characters must always be stepping stones? Supporting females need not become a protagonist, but they can quietly watch from the sidelines.

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Mr. CEO Dotes on Me Everyday

Ye Anran's boyfriend cheated on her with a shameless woman. He even publicly humiliated her. Afterward, she decided to go wild and marry her ex-boyfriend's younger uncle. From then on, her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend would have to respectfully address her as "aunt" whenever they saw her! "Mrs. Bo, what do you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's handsome and powerful!" "Mrs. Bo, what don't you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's too handsome and too powerful!" "Young Master Bo, what do you like about Mrs. Bo?" "She says I'm handsome and powerful!" Bo Jinyu discovered that since he met Ye Anran, he had inadvertently developed the habit of doting on his wife without any limits.

Fairy Moon · General

I have a bunch of players on Earth

Player: I'm a worker whose monthly salary doesn’t even hit $5,000. My monthly rental already takes up half of my salary, I don’t have a girlfriend and is reprimanded by my superior every day. However, I feel very happy because there has been a new virtual game recently. In the game, I have a powerful bloodline. Not only do I have my own fleet, I even have a powerful overlord that granted me a colonized planet. Although I know this is fake, but inside there, I found the meaning of my life! Actually...the overlord who gave him the planet really wanted to tell him that this game wasn’t fake. (You really have your own fleet and colonized planet…) but the overlord knew that he couldn’t say this. Because, once he said it, these subjects who thought of themselves as ‘players’, would definitely not be as terrifyingly hardworking as now!!

The Seventh Magic Cube · Games

Carrying a Jurassic on me

A fantasy tale about a monster boy who can transform into a dinosaur and his childhood sweetheart, embarking on a journey of entrepreneurship while scattering dog food along the way... (A farming novel with plenty of dog food, free trial reading is welcome) (Group: 313392527)

Wooden Fish Monk · Urban

Madame, Congratulations on Your Promotion!

She provoked the most powerful and overbearing man in the city, and only the next day did she realize he was her immediate boss. She thought he was just a passerby in her life, but to her surprise, he became addicted to toying with her and had the audacity to show up at her door. "Wife, you have to take responsibility for me! I have your child!!" "Gong Beiming, can you have some shame?" The CEO actually pulled a little pink dumpling from behind his back and announced quite seriously, "This is indeed your own flesh and blood, you can't deny it!" "Mommy, I found you, yay!" The little pink dumpling flung herself at her, hugging her legs and acting cute and coquettish. Chi Xiaoyu was utterly confused. She had never been married, so how could she have a child? What was even more fatal was that this kid really did look exactly like her…

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Quotes from 'The Big Sleep' novel
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2024-11-28 08:37
A quote like 'Dead men are heavier than broken hearts.' is very characteristic of the noir atmosphere in 'The Big Sleep'. It reflects the hard - boiled detective's view of the world, where death and emotional turmoil are part of the gritty reality they deal with on a daily basis.
What are some memorable quotes in 'The Big Sleep' novel?
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2024-11-28 23:33
Well, 'I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun. I put them on and went out of the room.' This quote quickly sets the tone of the detective's world - a bit desolate and in need of many things but only having the bare essentials for his dangerous job.
Why are there no sleep funny cartoons?
3 answers
2025-05-07 13:57
Maybe it's because creating such cartoons is not that common or demanded. Or maybe it's a niche topic that not many artists have explored.
Funny sleep novel recommendations
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2025-01-14 14:24
Here are a few recommendations for funny sleep novels: 1. " Spare My Life, Your Majesty ": The plot of this novel is unique. It's easy and funny, suitable for relaxing the body and mind. 2. " A Gentleman of Wei who is Unafraid of Death ": This is a funny light novel. The male protagonist has an invincible ability that makes the enemy feel incredible, resulting in a comedy effect. 3. " The Crown Princess Is Sick ": This novel tells the daily story of a married woman. It is full of elements of happiness and love. 4. " The Man at the Top of the Food Chain ": This novel is based on the story of a demon, full of humor and funny elements. 5. " A Good Match for a Husband ": This novel is based on the story of a good match between a husband and a wife. It is full of jokes and joy. I hope these recommendations can give you a funny reading experience before you go to bed.
Funny Sleep Paralysis Stories
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2024-12-12 09:19
I had a sleep paralysis episode where I felt like I was being lifted up into the air. It was really strange, but then I saw what I thought was my cat floating beside me. My cat was actually downstairs sleeping, but in that moment, it was like a surreal dream. It was kind of funny in a way because it was so unexpected and silly. After it ended, I told my friends and we all had a good laugh.
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