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Sleeping With The CEO
Author: cai_hong
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Emily Molson, PA to Derek Haven, CEO of Haven Group has nightmares every night, that prevent her from getting a good night's rest. Derek Haven, on the other hand is lucky to get any sleep at all. The two of them work close together but have no idea that they have the same problem. Then one night they end up in bed together and a miracle happens.

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To Sleep In The Sea Of Time

This is a story of a guy who loses everything, and then gets it back. Same old new world story, just a different kind of story teller. *** They took away our hunter tags. They had us grow our hair. They gave us a new brand, when we were over there. They staged us out of Dragur, East of the Olim Horn. I guess they call us Slaves, but no one calls us much anymore. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. Karn brought Sorrow. Pookie brought Fear. Milk brought the fly boys. They did work in Undia. I worked mostly clandestine. Some Legends I should not say. We played with better wands. I could use the extra pay. Did Mara give the order? Did venom pay the way? They said we were slaying demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. This was before HALO, and Codex was king. Hej atop the rider, he never felt a thing. When our rider caught a spell, and both the mages killed. It pitched us over sideways on some cold Sylph hill. My back felt like it was broken, my legs I could not feel. I kept on slaying demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. I never did heal up right from injuries sustained Officially in Torin, unofficially we train. I remember all their faces. They dream about me still. I guess I'm slaying demons, but it's kind of hard to tell. There no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. I speak the cold logistic, that old boys speak so well. Veni, Vedi, Vici. I'll see you in Hel. Maybe it's bravado, or an unspeakable guilt. That village, they were demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't wanna to do it anymore. I've done plenty. What is one more? -Corb Lund *** Come guess me this riddle. What beats shire leaves and fiddle? What is hotter than pleasures touch, and whiter than cream? What best wets his whistle? What is clearer than crystal? What is sweeter than honey and stronger than steam? What will make the lame walk? What will make the dumb talk? What is the elixir of life and philosopher's stone? And what helped Pookie-Baba dig up a tunnel, that runs from Shalamanda to West-Torin? When you are digging a crater, It is the best thing in nature, for sinking your sorrows and raising your joys. Sometimes I wonder, if lightning and thunder, is made out of the plunder, of the reddest hiski and oils. *** If you can keep your head when all about you, are losing theirs and blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too. If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise. If you can dream, and not make dreams your master. If you can think, and not make thoughts your aim. If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster, and treat those two impostors just the same. If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken, twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, and stoop and build them up with worn-out tools. If you can make one heap of all your winnings, and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss. If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew, to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so hold on when there is nothing in you; Except the Will which says to them ‘Hold on!’ If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, nor walk with Kings, nor lose the common touch. If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you. If all men count with you, but none too much. If you can fill the unforgiving minute, with sixty seconds worth of distance, run. Yours is the World and everything that’s in it, and which is more you’ll be a Man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

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Can you share some funny sleep walking stories?
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2024-10-27 15:49
Well, I heard a story about a man who sleepwalked right out of his house. He was wearing only his pajamas and walked to his neighbor's front yard. There, he started mowing the lawn as if it was a normal day. His neighbor was really shocked when he saw him in the morning. Apparently, the man had no memory of it at all.
Can you share some funny sleep walking talking stories?
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2024-12-02 20:24
Sure. One story is about a kid who sleepwalked into his parents' room and started giving a lecture about dinosaurs as if he was a paleontologist. He was using big words and making gestures. His parents were trying hard not to laugh and wake him up.
Funny sleep walking talking stories. Have you ever heard any?
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2024-12-02 19:41
Yes, I've heard a story about a sleepwalker who thought he was a famous singer. He walked into the living room in the middle of the night and started singing at the top of his lungs. His family was so startled but couldn't help laughing later.
What are some of the most interesting funny sleep walking stories you know?
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2024-10-28 16:41
I know of a sleepwalker who during an episode, went to the living room and started doing a strange dance. He was moving furniture around as if they were his dance partners. When he woke up, he was so confused seeing the living room in disarray. He couldn't believe he had done all that while asleep.
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2024-12-12 09:19
I had a sleep paralysis episode where I felt like I was being lifted up into the air. It was really strange, but then I saw what I thought was my cat floating beside me. My cat was actually downstairs sleeping, but in that moment, it was like a surreal dream. It was kind of funny in a way because it was so unexpected and silly. After it ended, I told my friends and we all had a good laugh.
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