funny quotes on marriage

Forced Marriage VIP Front-Seat: My Superstar Ex-wife is very Popular

Three years ago, President Qiao did not hesitate to sign the papers when Xia Ning placed the divorce papers in front of him. Three years later, she is an up-and-coming star in show biz; watched by the public but knee-deep in scandals. He is a resolute emperor in the business world; powerful and omnipotent. Their paths were supposed to be separate and independent, but— Standing at her door, the legendary ruthless and unyielding diamond bachelor asks for a remarriage. A cute bun appears from behind and gazes at Xia Ning with his big, starry eyes. "Mummy, Daddy will cook, I will warm the bed, please take us in."

Clear Sky Dance · Urban

The Bumpy Road of Marriage: Divorce Now, Daddy

He was the powerful and influencing heir of B City, the merciless head of the commercial world, but the divorce papers made him lose his cool. “Sign the divorce papers, daddy,” said the 5-year-old boy. This man had the divorce papers thrown in his face by his wife six years ago, and was now being pushed by his own son to sign the papers. “That would make you a single-parent child,” said Gu Juexi coldly. “Mommy said unicorns don’t exist but men like you do,” the boy leered at his father and said. Gu Juexi’s face fell. ‘That damned woman.’ “You haven’t signed the papers,” the boy reminded as the man left. As usual, the door shut in his face. Good lord… Dad and mom are not getting a divorce and are giving him a baby brother? How worrying!

Bean Ding Ding · Urban

How I Fell for My Hidden Marriage Hubby

She conspires and provokes the most powerful young master in Beijing! They sign a contract and with his every call, she has to go anywhere and do anything his bidding. When their contract ends, she smirks and said, “I’ll take the money and you can leave. We don’t owe each other anything.” He is Young Master Ya who rules Beijing. He controls the business empire during the day, and he is the strongest king at night. He is cold and women are merely playthings to him. With his power, the women he has eyes on have never been willing to leave him, yet she is an exception. She loves money, like all the previous women, but she is never shy of showing her greed. And he never realizes that he will ever grow a heart for such a promiscuous and cheap woman… He points a gun straight at her heart. “Die with me, or accept my love—which one do you choose?” She pouts and turns around, before she pushes an adorable child into his arms. “Here, there’s your answer.”

Early October · Urban

Rebirth: Splendid Marriage in the 80s

The female lead tormented scum without rest, and the male lead showered her with endless affection. Returning to the turning point of fate, she was determined to strike the supreme with her fists and kick the trash underfoot. Those who had once wronged her, deceived her, and taken advantage of her, brace yourselves for trembling! Watch him and her: not wasting their prime years, hand in hand, they compose a grand wedding!

Subtle Rosebud · General

Lingering Doting Marriage: Big Boss, Little Sweet Heart

In front of others, he is a cold and callous President of an empire. Young, wealthy and handsome, he is also the Prince Charming in every woman’s heart. Only Enna Clark knows how temperamental, domineering and possessive he is! Five years ago, Enna Clark left him and disappeared without a trace. Now, she bumped into him coincidentally and he refuses to let her go. After their reencounter, he bounds Enna Clark mercilessly to his side. If she is out of his sight for a moment, his paranoia will be triggered… “I gave in to you in the past because I can't bear not to. Now, I have already decided to do it my way. I don't need your agreement." “Baron Lawrence, what do you want from me?” “I just want you to fall in love with me!” Enna Clark struggles to get out of his clutches and at the same time, fighting desperately to resist his charm. Will he discover the truth of what happened five years ago?

Brother Ling · General

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

LazyTanaka · Anime & Comics

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2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

I’m Really a Superstar

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Shalan1000

2019-10-20

To me its a story filled with comedy and a tint of Yandere and more like the MC is likable and funny even with his funny quotes and he seemed to be like the plot armour and also he seemed pretty high spec and so on Btw I really want it to update PLS UPDATE!!!!

My female disciples are scary

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2019-06-18

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Trial Marriage Husband: Need to Work Hard

Passion Honey · Urban

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Rebirth to a Military Marriage: Good Morning Chief

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Sign in to the best male god system at the beginning of the game

I transmigrated to the body of an old bootlicker who had almost lost all his wealth for a scumbag. The beginning was a Shuraba. Then, I signed in to the top-grade male god system. [Ding! [Detected that the host's sadness index after being humiliated by Wang Xue is 100. It has been automatically collected. Do you want to confirm the check-in?] [Sign in successful! Received Maserati-President's rights for seven days! The host can exchange for permanent possession at the mall with achievement points!] [Ding! [Detected that the host's sadness index after being rejected by Li Xiyue is 2000. It has been automatically collected. Do you want to confirm the check-in?] [Sign in successful! [The host has obtained the appearance and height of an S-list male star!]

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The god-like son-in-law of the entertainment industry

Chen Feng, the good-for-nothing son-in-law of a wealthy family, was accidentally bound to the [Super Production Team System] after being exposed by the fans of young hunks. From then on, he started a new life. Filming web dramas, TV shows, variety shows, movies…Not only did he shut up those who looked down on him and laughed at him, he also cleaned up all his problems and remade the entertainment industry. He held the hands of his beautiful wives and stood at the top of the world.

Crabs that Can Draw

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[Desolate: I really don't want to be a Heavenly Emperor.]

Wang Xuanfu was reborn in the Untainted Land and became the Duke of the East. However, the Three Lectures of the Purple Cloud Palace had already ended, which meant that he was not far from death. However, when he walked out of the Purple Mansion, he realized that this Wilderness was a little different. It was filled with a barbaric aura. There was killing and chaos everywhere. There was no aura of advanced civilization at all. Order was useless. After experiencing the prosperity of the later generations, he wanted to do something, but he realized that he really couldn't do it. He was also afraid of death, so he could only do something secretly. Many years later, Dong Hua's cultivation had already reached the peak of the Untainted Land. Standing in the Heaven Realm, he looked at the Soaring Heaven King Palace in front of him with mixed feelings. Fuxi: " Your Majesty, the Witchcraft Tribe has fallen and the great cause has been accomplished. Please enter the Heavenly Court and ascend the throne." "I really didn't want to be the Heavenly Emperor," Dong Hua sighed as he looked at the Heavenly Book Investiture of the Gods in his hand.

Full moon but no moon

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The royal wife dressed as a mountain man

Wen Tang was hit by a car. When she opened her eyes again, she became the village beauty Wen Tang who was pushed into the river by her fiancé and best friend and lost her life. But who could tell her why a peasant girl was bound to the Supreme Queen System? If she slacked off, she would become a vegetable and lie in bed for 20 years before killing her. Encountering such a scammer, Wen Tang could only conscientiously complete one small mission after another that caught people off guard. She dumped the scumbag man and tricked the scumbag woman. She resolutely sent her third brother to continue his studies, and then her third brother earned her a noble title. He brought his family to open up wasteland and plant new seeds that benefited the people. He opened a shop to sell pastries, and the pastries he made were fought over by tens of thousands of people. ...... Dong Zhao realized that ever since he saved the village belle, his life had changed. It had gone from being monotonous and monotonous to being full of flavor and taste. He could earn money, fight wars, support his family, raise his children, and be the emperor. Empress Wen cried. When she had accumulated enough points, she wanted to exchange for a Tonight's Desireless Pill! [System: The Supreme Empress mission is complete. Goodbye, host!]

Fifth, Yunsu

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Eastern Jin Dynasty: Starting from the son of the refugee marshal who returned to the north

326 AD, the first year of Xianhe, Emperor Cheng of Jin. The war in the north continued, and the two Zhao states stood side by side. The Heavenly King of Great Zhao, Schleswig, was unstoppable! Li Xiong, a Di man, occupied the land of abundance and called himself emperor. However, he made a prince for his brother's son, so there was a hidden disaster. Zhang Mao claimed to be the king of Liang, Liangzhou horse, completely divided with the Jin Dynasty. Further north, the Murong Xianbei, Yuwen Xianbei, and Duan Xianbei appeared and left their mark in history. The war in the Central Plains continued, the people were exhausted, and the children of the Han family were reduced to two-legged sheep! The emperor's clothes crossed south. The court of Jin was pacifying Wang Dun's rebellion. Emperor Yuan died, Emperor Ruzi ascended the throne, and Yu Liang was in charge of Taiwan Province. A new storm was already brewing! …… [Short version: The story of my father and I rebelling and the Northern Expedition.]

I dare not worry when the rain falls

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