I transmigrated to the body of an old bootlicker who had almost lost all his wealth for a scumbag. The beginning was a Shuraba. Then, I signed in to the top-grade male god system. [Ding! [Detected that the host's sadness index after being humiliated by Wang Xue is 100. It has been automatically collected. Do you want to confirm the check-in?] [Sign in successful! Received Maserati-President's rights for seven days! The host can exchange for permanent possession at the mall with achievement points!] [Ding! [Detected that the host's sadness index after being rejected by Li Xiyue is 2000. It has been automatically collected. Do you want to confirm the check-in?] [Sign in successful! [The host has obtained the appearance and height of an S-list male star!]
Deep Blue Planet. Xia Country, Eastern Province, Wuchuan City. Late August. Deep Blue Calendar, year 2008.
2 AM, Wuchuan Bar Street. SW.
The crowd swayed on the dance floor with the flashing lights. Demons danced.
The sexy and charming foreign models held up signs in the entire venue while holding bottles of Ace of Spades in their hands. They circled around the booth several times.
Li Jiu, who was sitting in the center of the bar, looked at the crowd in the bar with a confused expression.
What was going on? Why am I suddenly in a nightclub? There wasn't a single person he knew around!
Didn't I just work overtime in the company to make the data sheet that the client wants tomorrow? Could it be that I transmigrated just by lying down and taking a nap? Or was it just a dream?
The worst thing was that his mind was in a daze and he couldn't remember anything at all. It was as if his mind had suddenly turned blank.
Just as Li Jiu was in a daze, the frenzied DJ on the dance floor shouted into the microphone,"Dear friends, tonight is the birthday of our Brother Xu's girlfriend, the famous Internet celebrity Miss Jingwen. All the expenses tonight will be paid by our Brother Xu! Everyone, get angry!"
The crowd swayed wildly again.
"Brother Xu, Sister Jingwen asked us to drink with you first. She'll come to accompany you after she's done with her hair! You booked the entire SWB bar tonight and even ordered 12 bottles of Ace of Spades to celebrate her birthday. She must be so happy that she loves you to death!"
A young woman with heavy makeup and black spaghetti straps raised her wine glass in front of her and was about to clink glasses with him.
The music in the bar was deafening.
Li Jiu did not hear what the other party was saying at all. He thought that since all the expenses tonight had been paid for by the rich, he just needed to drink and flirt with girls.
As for the rest, who cares. Anyway, there was a beauty in front of him.
So he subconsciously raised his glass and clinked it with the other party's. Then, the two of them drank it in one gulp and opened another bottle.
Then, Li Jiu heard the phone in his pocket ring. He picked it up and looked at it. He instantly blacked out.
[Hua Xia Bank] Your savings card with the ending number 2245 spent 399988 yuan at 2:10! The available balance was 1921 yuan.
Could it be that he was the mysterious rich man who was celebrating his girlfriend's birthday and paying for everything tonight?
"Darling, you must have been anxious just now. That hairstylist was so slow! It's all that hairstylist's fault! She rushed over to look for you as soon as she finished her hair. Thank you for the birthday surprise you prepared for me. I like it very much! You're so good to me!"
Before Li Jiu could try to recall anything, a beautiful woman with delicate skin, small cherry lips, and mesmerizing electric eyes suddenly rushed up to hug him passionately. She was wearing a white deep V-shaped dress with a small oval face. She kissed him gently on the cheek and then let go of him casually.
Li Jiu didn't look at the beautiful woman who sat next to the woman who had just clinked glasses with him after kissing him as if she had completed her mission. Instead, he subconsciously took out his phone and turned on the front camera to see if there was any lipstick mark on his face.
Then, he was stunned by the completely unfamiliar face on the phone. Was this still him?
His entire face was so ordinary that there was only a trace of delicate and scholarly air left. He was not handsome, tough, or charming at all. His looks were off the charts.
Then, he suddenly stood up from the sofa in the booth. He was even shorter than the girls who were dancing on the dance floor beside him. Li Jiu instantly felt like his mind had completely collapsed.
It seemed like he had really transmigrated…But how did I, the most handsome boy in class 1 and the experienced driver of love, Li Jiu, become an old bootlicker and a good-looking dwarf?
I'm afraid I took the wrong script?
Li Jiu looked at himself in the phone camera and could not help but complain to himself in his heart.
Although he wanted to die, Li Jiu felt like something was about to gush out of his head ever since the woman came.
Those were the fragmented memories of the original owner of this body.
It turned out that this short and ordinary-looking man with a pair of round-rimmed glasses and a delicate and scholarly look was also called Li Jiu.
And the man-made beauty sitting opposite him, Wang Jingwen, was his girlfriend.
"Honey, didn't you say that you were going to give her a necklace tonight? Did you prepare another surprise for me?"
Wang Jingwen saw that Li Xu had been sitting there for a long time without saying anything, so she leaned close to his ear and whispered coquettishly.
Without waiting for Li Jiu's reaction, she skillfully searched his shirt pocket and found a beautifully packaged small box in his pocket.
When she opened it, it was a beautiful and exquisite necklace. Finally, there was the receipt.
[Gongxin Bank credit card]: Spending 99999 yuan on a credit card ending with 2246 at 19:10.
He remembered that China Bank and Gongxin Bank didn't exist in his previous world.
Could it be that he had come to a parallel space-time with his previous world?
The development here was similar to the civilization of his previous world, but there were also some differences?
After seeing the exact amount of money spent, Li Jiu's heart could not help but bleed. This was supposed to be his money.
How was this a girlfriend? She was clearly a vampire!
It could be seen that his original body was not just a fool who had been completely bewitched by a woman, but a living ATM.
Moreover, he had a magical special "scum sucking" physique-crazily attracting scum girls.
In short, he had pursued countless girls over the years and spent a lot of money.
There were 199 girls who had sent him a good person card during his courtship. Each girl ranged from a few hundred to a few thousand. All of them added up to a terrifying number.
Not to mention the 99 so-called girlfriends he had, ranging from a few days to a few months. Without exception, they all treated this guy as an ATM and a warm man to take unconditionally.
Clothes, bags, living expenses, birthday parties, plastic surgery, and travel expenses were countless. In short, this guy had spent all his wealth on women over the years.
However, in the end, he had 99 girlfriends, and 98 of them dumped him.
Now, the current Wang Jingwen was even more ruthless among the scumbags. She had spent 500,000 yuan on her birthday. No matter how much money she had, it would be sucked dry. Moreover, he had checked with his phone just now and he really did not have any money! Other than the shares of the hotpot restaurant, he was now a poor man.
Thinking of this, Li Jiu saw the change in the woman's expression and lost interest.
No matter how beautiful a goddess was on the outside, she was a vampire who only knew how to squeeze money out of men on the inside. She was just an ugly pink skeleton!
Of course, he wasn't so stubborn that he had to immediately tear her apart. After all, he was not familiar with the place and did not understand the situation at all.
After a few perfunctory words, Li Jiu planned to go back to sleep after a few drinks. At the same time, he planned how to deal with this woman!
Who knew that Li Jiu, who never drank much, would pass out after Wang Jingwen and her best friend clinked two glasses together.
"Boss, how much did you guys drink yesterday? Why did you only wake up now?"
Li Qi, an employee and follower of Li Jiu's hotpot restaurant, looked at him with surprise and concern.
"Not much! Didn't I only drink two glasses?"
Li Jiu said as he got up and washed up.
"Who are you lying to! You can sleep until three in the afternoon after drinking two glasses?"
The tall and thin Li Qi looked incredulous.
Could it be that Wang Jingwen had deliberately done something yesterday?
No matter what, his boyfriend had just spent 500,000 yuan on her birthday a few hours ago. He had just met her and then disappeared. There was definitely something wrong with this woman!
"Boss, I have something I don't know if I should tell you! I felt that I should tell you, but I didn't dare to."
Li Qi's expression suddenly became awkward and hesitant.
"If you have something to say, say it quickly!"
Li Jiu urged impatiently.
"Boss! I... A friend of mine just saw a photo of a third-year student from a sports college kissing intimately with a woman who looked like his sister-in-law around midnight last night! Do you want me to send it to you to confirm?"
Li Qi said carefully.
"Send it immediately! I want to see what's wrong!"
Li Jiu's phone rang as soon as he finished speaking. It was his good buddy.
"Brother! Where are you now? I have something very important to tell you!"
"I'm at home in Wuchuan now. If you have anything to say, say it."
Li Jiu said in a low voice.
"Brother! Is your girlfriend called Wang Jingwen? I just saw a wedding photo of your girlfriend, Wang Jingwen, and a local rich second-generation heir at the entrance of a five-star hotel in Chuanbei City. It seems like they're having an engagement party there! Should I send you a video to confirm?"
"Go! Hurry up and send it over!"
Although this Wang Jingwen was only the girlfriend of his original body, Li Jiu was still angry.
A minute later.
"This woman is so scary that she has no morals or shame. Within 24 hours, she first did her hair with him, then danced with me for my birthday, and then flew to another city to secretly get engaged to a rich second-generation heir! I must take care of this scumbag!"
Li Jiu looked at the intimate kissing photos of Wang Jingwen and the male university student from the sports institute that Li Qi and his friends had sent over, as well as the wedding photos of Wang Jingwen and the man who seemed to be a rich second-generation heir. With a clang, the cup on the table shattered.
The veins on his forehead bulged, and his eyes were dark and terrifying. It was obvious that he was about to lose his mind completely due to anger.
Suddenly, Li Jiu's phone rang again.
At this moment, a series of transparent words appeared in front of Li Jiu's eyes along with a mechanically synthesized human voice. Lines of small words that were glowing with white light continuously appeared.
"Since the host has been given a good person card 199 times in a row, and has been dumped 99 times to achieve the achievement of the year's most affectionate and most tragic person in love, the conditions to sign in to the Prince Charming Love System have been met. Please confirm if you want to sign in to the best Prince Charming System at home?"
Could this be the legendary golden finger?
"Check in confirmed!" Li Jiu replied ecstatically as if he had found his savior.
[The Prince Charming System has been signed in and is bound.]
"Check in trigger condition: Collect a certain amount of emotional index (emotional index and sadness index) to perform daily check-in."
[You can sign in three times a day. There is no limit to the location. [The higher the heart-stirring index and sadness index collected, the greater the reward for signing in.]
[Note: After the daily check-in times are used up, the emotional index collected can be automatically accumulated. The next check-in will be calculated uniformly, and the reward will increase! Can be used up to 8 times.]
[Note: The heart index refers to the specific quantitative index produced when one person has feelings for another person in a relationship. The Tragedy Index refers to the specific quantitative data of sadness caused by emotional trauma in a relationship.]
"Consuming the Most Sad and Loving Person of the Year achievement can be exchanged for achievement points to quickly light up the system. For details, please refer to the instructions for lighting up the Prince Charming System!"
"Interesting!" Li Jiu gently placed his finger on the screen to check the details. Then, white glowing words that only he could see popped up continuously.
[The Prince Charming System is divided into five sections: First Section-Appearance Section: height, figure, and appearance.]
"Second Section-Wealth Section: Careers, Money, and Network"
[Third Section-Talent Section: EQ, IQ, Knowledge Storage, and Skills]
[The fourth section-Charm Section-Attraction, Reputation, Talent]
"The fifth panel-Martial Force-Constitution, Esper Ability, Lifespan
"Note: Different attributes in each panel can be randomly lit up through daily check-in, or you can exchange for Achievement Points to quickly light up the system to increase the attributes. The amount of Achievement Points required to light up each attribute in each panel is different."
[Note: Each panel has three attributes. If each attribute reaches 100 points, it will be perfectly lit up. When all the attributes of one panel are perfectly lit up, it will reach the standard of a one-star male god! Every time you reach the standard of a one-star male god, you will receive a god-level reward.]
[All the resources provided by the system to the host are reasonable and legal.]
"After the system is officially activated, before the attributes are lit up, the current Prince Charming index and report will be evaluated for you."
"Host, please confirm if you wish to activate the system and begin the system evaluation."