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Jovem mestre Damien animal de estimação

"Quem tocou em você?" ele perguntou, seus olhos turvos sobre ela e quando ela não respondeu, sua voz trovejou no quarto, "QUEM?" O mordomo que estava perto da parede falou trêmulo, "Senhor, foi o Senhor Reverale," o rosto de Damien se tornou sombrio, sua mandíbula tique-taqueando em fúria ele virou o rosto para o lado onde o mordomo estava atrás. "Traga o homem até aqui." "A-agora?" gaguejou o mordomo. Era hora da noite. Damien, que não havia quebrado o contato visual com a garota à sua frente, empurrou a mão contra a parede a qual agora descansava ao lado da cabeça de sua bela garota. Virando o corpo, ele primeiro olhou para seu mordomo que tinha a cabeça baixa. Com muita coragem, o mordomo encontrou os olhos do seu Mestre, "Você tem algum outro momento melhor? Ou será depois que eu torcer o seu pescoço?" Damien perguntou calmamente inclinando a cabeça. Não um segundo depois, o mordomo correu para fora do quarto e voltou com o Senhor Reverale após vinte minutos. "Damien, vamos ter um chá da tarde atrasado?" o Senhor Reverale veio saudar, mas o mestre da casa tinha outros planos. Avistando a faca que estava cravada na maçã sobre a mesa, ele a alcançou para retirá-la. Justamente quando o Senhor Reverale foi trocar um aperto de mãos com ele, Damien tomou posse de sua mão para colocá-la sobre a mesa. Em um movimento ágil como se estivesse cortando cebolas, ele decepou os quatro dedos do homem de sua mão fazendo-o uivar e gritar de dor. "Ninguém toca no que é meu. Tenho certeza de que isso vai lhe lembrar na próxima vez que pensar em tocá-la," suspirou Damien como se estivesse cansado de dizer às pessoas para manterem suas mãos sujas longe de suas posses. Conheça Damien Quinn, um vampiro de sangue puro que é um completo narcisista, grosseiro com suas palavras e mesquinho apesar de ser rico que pechincha quando comprou um escravo do mercado negro. Por outro lado, conheça Penelope que acredita ser uma 'convidada' por alguns dias na casa dos Quinn enquanto pretende escapar do estranho vampiro que precisa de terapia. ~ Discord: https://discord.gg/K63uVqN

ash_knight17 · Fantasy

Animal-eared Girl Era: Start by Forming a Contract with an SSS-Class School Belle

Monster Invasion, Blue Star's rules have changed, leading to a great turmoil in the world. Rules have descended, and human girls awaken with fierce beast templates, transforming into animal-eared girls who can summon fierce beasts alongside contracted boys. There are all sorts of animal-eared girls like Pegasus, Flying Tiger, and White Snake. Fluffy animal-eared girls, delicate animal-eared girls. Xiao Ye awakens the God-level Beast Master System, which allows for unlimited contracting, the ability to detect others' templates, and rapidly enhance the forms of summoned beasts. After being dumped by his girlfriend, Xie Mengxuan, an SSS-class Nine-tailed Fox template school beauty, immediately proposes: Be my boyfriend. Xiao Ye is stunned, as he considered her a bro, yet she wants to be his wife! Cheng Bingxi smiles sweetly: Take advantage of the overly shy deskmate and coax him into being a husband! There's also the Nine-tailed Fox demon school beauty, Five-clawed Golden Dragon bearing girl, Soaring Kunpeng queen, and the Divine Beast Qilin empress. Xiao Ye, looking at a nest full of SSS-tier animal-eared girls, expresses: Bring on more!

Beast Tamer Celestial Master · Urban

La Era de las Chicas con Orejas de Animal: Comienza Formando un Contrato con una Belleza Escolar de Clase SSS

Invasión de Monstruos, las reglas de la Estrella Azul han cambiado, provocando un gran tumulto en el mundo. Las reglas han descendido, y las chicas humanas despiertan con feroces plantillas de bestias, transformándose en chicas con orejas de animal que pueden invocar bestias feroces junto con chicos contratados. Hay todo tipo de chicas con orejas de animal como Pegaso, Tigre Volador y Serpiente Blanca. Chicas con orejas de animal esponjosas, chicas con orejas de animal delicadas. Xiao Ye despierta el Sistema de Maestra de Bestias de nivel divino, que permite contratos ilimitados, la capacidad de detectar las plantillas de otros y mejorar rápidamente las formas de las bestias invocadas. Después de ser abandonado por su novia, Xie Mengxuan, una belleza escolar con plantilla de Zorro de Nueve Colas de Clase SSS, inmediatamente propone: Sé mi novio. Xiao Ye está atónito, ya que la consideraba un hermano, ¡pero ella quiere ser su esposa! Cheng Bingxi sonríe dulcemente: ¡Aprovecha al compañero de escritorio demasiado tímido y convéncelo de ser un esposo! También está la belleza escolar demonio Zorro de Nueve Colas, la chica portadora del Dragón Dorado de Cinco Garras, la reina del Kunpeng Soaring y la emperatriz de la Bestia Divina Qilin. Xiao Ye, mirando un nido lleno de chicas con orejas de animal de Nivel SSS, expresa: ¡Que vengan más!

Beast Tamer Celestial Master · Urban

365 Dias de Proposta Rejeitada: O Animal de Estimação Rebelde do CEO

O Presidente Forrest criou Zinnia Lawrence, atendendo a todas as suas necessidades. Zinnia acreditava que aquilo era amor. Foram necessários dois anos de casamento para ela perceber que era apenas o animal de estimação mais bem cuidado dele, enquanto ela o via como seu mundo inteiro. Seu primeiro amor retornou, e Zinnia resolutamente pediu o divórcio. Ele zombou: "Um gato treinado desde pequeno pode deixar seu dono? Você não pode fugir." Zinnia fugiu e nunca olhou para trás, recebendo propostas diariamente em seu caminho para a beleza. Jenson Forrest enlouqueceu. "Sra. Forrest! Seja boa, olhe para mim mais uma vez." Ele a encurralou, seus olhos escuros cheios de afeto intenso. Ela sorriu suavemente: "Pessoas e cães seguem caminhos diferentes. Afaste-se, não bloqueie meus romances." O homem segurou sua cintura, com os olhos avermelhados nos cantos: "Pelos próximos 365 dias, reservei o lugar de proposta. Zinnia, case-se comigo novamente!"

Dreamy Purple · Urban

Animal Detective

In a modern city, Shen Xin, who has loved animals since childhood, unexpectedly gains the ability to befriend animals, thus embarking on the path of a super detective. Stray cats, homeless dogs, sharp-tongued parrots, and pandas yearning for freedom, all become his best helpers in revealing the truth. Inside the interrogation room. Shen Xin: You're the murderer! Murderer: Says who? Shen Xin: Your dog. Murderer: ...

Water Doesn't Sleep in the Long Night · Urban

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