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He only wanted to laugh at a trashy Omegaverse story. An emotionally blunt, sharp-tongued human stumbles onto a viral audio drama called “The Omega Boss and the Four Alphas.” It’s everywhere—Discord fandoms, memes, fanart, even fangirls fighting over the “sexy alphas.” Out of curiosity, he listens. And regrets it immediately. Every scene makes his blood boil. Omegas written as weak little toys, Alphas nothing more than walking hormones desperate to knot anything that moved. Heats described with the grace of bad fanfiction. Plot holes so big he could fall into them. The plot is a cliché-ridden mess, the characters are one-dimensional tropes—especially the "horny Alphas" who seem to only exist to get the docile Omega pregnant—and the heat scenes are so poorly written they make him cringe. Despite his mounting rage, Jace can’t stop. He becomes a hate-listener, a masochist of bad fiction, rolling his eyes and muttering insults with every line. Finally, he can’t take it anymore. Jace unleashes a scathing, multi-paragraph review on the server, eviscerating the author, the plot holes, and the weak character development. He goes so far as to rewrite a scene, proving that even a "simple rewrite" could inject more depth into the shallow narrative. He even questions if the writer is a child, utterly clueless about the intricate dynamics of the Omegaverse. Then a cryptic bot account replies him telling him that he talk a lot about the book that he wouldn’t survive if he was one of the characters. Jace dismisses it as a troll and thinks nothing of it. The next time he hits play, however, the audio distorts into a cacophony of sound, the room around him flickers, and he finds himself plunged into a disorienting darkness. When he wakes, he’s no longer in his room, but in the heart of the very scene he had just mocked. He wakes up inside the story, not as a swaggering alpha or even a named character, but as a disposable background omega—one vaguely recalled as being auctioned off to the four oversexed alphas to give them an heir. And it gets worse. He never even finished the audio series, but he remembers one spoiler from a review: the Omega he’s now living as gets killed off after giving birth to an heir. Which means his new life comes with two terrifying rules: 1. Survive long enough to outplay the Alphas who see him as nothing but a womb. 2. Avoid pregnancy at all costs. But that’s easier said than done. Because he isn’t just any Omega—his body is a rare high-breeding Omega, the kind whose pheromones drive Alphas insane. His scent alone can trigger their rut. His heat is lethal bait, impossible to hide, impossible to control. How do you survive a story you hate, in a body designed to die, surrounded by alphas who think you belong to them?