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Urban Supernatural Medical Saint

Thirteen years ago, he became the abandoned child of the family, a waste despised by everyone. Eight years ago, he was hunted by enemies. After eight years of hard training, he returned with the divine dragon technique and unrivaled medical skills, determined to reclaim the dignity and status he lost, and to find the fiancée he had never met to fulfill the marriage contract. Fang Yu uses medicine as his path, a divine doctor with hands of holiness, capable of saving lives as well as taking them.

Consider long-term planning · Urban

I'm bombarding the Supernatural World with my firearms

Chen Miao transmigrated to a supernatural world, where everyone had their own profession, such as "Student", "Fighter", "Thief", and so on. After much contemplation, he activated the "Gunslinger" profession. From then on! While the foreign races brandished their claws to invade, and others tirelessly trained their physical fitness and learned skills. Chen Miao silently ventured into secret realms to collect all sorts of materials, crafting Occupation Exclusive weapons like the "Thompson Submachine Gun," "Falling Blossom Sniper Rifle," "Inferno Gatling," "Matrix Sky-Eye Cannon," and so on. ... One day, people suddenly noticed that a very unfamiliar Supernatural Occupation had appeared on the city's Combat Power rankings. And in the crowd. Chen Miao, bare-chested under a black suit jacket with sunglasses on and a cigar in his mouth, held two Inferno Gatlings in his hands, looking up slightly at a group of scoundrels in front of him with the corners of his mouth turned up. "Don't wait for me to stuff the gun barrel in your mouth before you admit you were wrong."

Medieval rabbit · Sci-fi

My Supernatural Girlfriends Spoils Me Rotten

"Stop following me!" Asher yelled, his patience running thin. He had let it slide for too long because she had done a lot for him. But now she was everywhere, suffocating him. "I’m only trying to protect you," she responded. Asher sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I need some space, alright? I can take care of myself." She didn’t budge, and just kept staring at him with that same obsessive look, like she had no intention of leaving. "Is it because you’re strong now? Are you going to leave me because I'm no use to you anymore?” Her voice had turned cold, sharp enough to cut through the silence. “Of course not, you know that’s not the reason…” “Then why do you want me to stop following you?” “I’m just going to the restroom, for God’s sake!” He massaged his temple, clearly at his wit’s end. “Oh, you should have said that earlier.” She giggled, the earlier tension melting away. “I did,” he sighed in defeat.

InnocentFox · Urban

Pacarku yang Supernatural Memanjakanku Habis-habisan

"Berhenti mengikutiku!" teriak Asher, kesabarannya hampir habis. Dia telah membiarkan hal ini terlalu lama karena gadis itu telah melakukan banyak untuknya. Tapi sekarang dia ada di mana-mana, membuatnya sesak. "Aku hanya mencoba melindungimu," jawabnya. Asher menghela napas, mengusap rambutnya. "Aku butuh ruang, oke? Aku bisa menjaga diriku sendiri." Dia tidak bergeming, dan terus menatapnya dengan pandangan obsesif yang sama, seperti tidak berniat untuk pergi. "Apakah karena kau sudah kuat sekarang? Apakah kau akan meninggalkanku karena aku sudah tidak berguna lagi bagimu?" Suaranya berubah dingin, cukup tajam untuk memotong keheningan. "Tentu saja tidak, kau tahu itu bukan alasannya..." "Lalu mengapa kau ingin aku berhenti mengikutimu?" "Aku hanya akan ke toilet, demi Tuhan!" Dia memijat pelipisnya, jelas sudah di ambang batas kesabarannya. "Oh, kau seharusnya mengatakan itu lebih awal." Dia terkikik, ketegangan sebelumnya mencair. "Aku sudah mengatakannya," dia menghela napas menyerah.

InnocentFox · Urban

THE LOST WORLD [SUPERNATURAL]

#WSA2022 Claire Verrelyne tidak pernah menginginkan kemampuannya yang saat ini menjadi salah satu masalah dalam hidupnya. Siapapun tidak ada yang berani mendekatinya, kecuali orang dalam yang membenci sikap Claire karena setiap kali sebuah lontaran yang keluar pasti menjadi kenyataan. Claire sudah pasti tahu sendiri oleh kemampuannya tersebut bahwa mereka semua tidak ada satu pun yang menyukainya. Pindahnya Claire ke sekolah baru membuatnya selalu di bumbui dengan sebuah cibiran. Entah itu kutukan atau memang takdir dari Tuhan yang di berikan untuknya. Claire hanya bisa berharap semuanya membaik tanpa ada yang membuat orang lain celaka. Nyatanya memang semua itu hanya setiap kali dia berdo’ a meminta. Maut hingga hal kecil sekalipun dapat Claire rasakan ketika dia terbangun dari tidurnya yang nyaris satu tahun setelah kecelakaan hebat bersama kedua orang tuanya yang di nyatakan sudah meninggal dunia. Akan tetapi atensi Claire teralih ketika mendapati satu lelaki yang mendekatinya. Sosok yang membuat Claire terkesima oleh sikap baiknya. Padahal Claire tahu alasan tertentu dengan maksud yang berbeda. Mampukah Claire mengatasi berbagai situasi di sekitarnya? ============ #msytery #theory #horror #school #supernatural by. Carrellandeous

Carrellandeous · Fantasy

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I'm sorry to be reborn as a dragon

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China Entertainment, reborn in 1999

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Reborn in Xiangjiang 1980

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Soft boss, she broke her character profile again

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I've been reading it for a long time, and it has become a song.

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The tall trees have thoughts

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