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She was a medical expert, talented and beautiful. She was reborn as his little wife. Her in-laws did not like her, her husband did not love her, and she was as timid as a mouse. She was weak and easy to bully. When she became her, her goal was to flirt with him, flirt with him, flirt with him! One day, she stood in front of him with a mischievous expression. "Young Master Si, I heard that you have a crush on me? " Si Zhanbei raised his head and glanced at her. He stretched out his big hand and pulled her into his embrace. "Wife, this is a love affair. " So... ... The result of flirting with him was that the sheep went into the tiger's mouth ...
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The Most Generous Master Ever

Ye Qiu transmigrated to a world of barren wastelands. He obtained the 10,000 Fold Return System. By teaching or giving his disciples something, he could obtain high critical chance returns. [Ding! You gave your disciple a Marrow Cleansing Pill. You activated a 1000 fold critical chance. You obtained a God Marrow Pill.] [Ding! You passed on ten years of cultivation to your disciple. You activated a 100 fold critical chance. You obtained 1,000 years of cultivation.] [Ding! You gave your disciple a superb grade treasure, the Zixia sword. You activated a 10,000 fold critical chance. You obtained a Deity Sword Cloud.] His disciples praised, “Master, you are so generous. You always give us everything you have.”

Su Yu · Eastern

Beastmastering: The Best Master Ever!

[What is the method to distinguish the gender of the Thunder Rat?] [What is the attribute of the Thorn Seahorse?] [What is the superpower trick that the Lipstick Magnet Monster can learn?] The last science subject of the college entrance exam suddenly became the basic knowledge of Phantom Beasts! Chen Qiyue, who was sitting behind the desk, had a bewildered face. Well... well... Looking at the contents of this test paper and the surrounding students who had their heads buried in their books, the corners of Chen Qiyue's mouth twitched. He must be dreaming. Or else this world was crazy! ... Inside the Phantom Beast Feeding House "Sir, which one do you really want to buy?" the female receptionist asked weakly. Chen Qiyue pointed at one of the Phantom Beast eggs. "I'll take it!" "Okay, I'll take it down for you." "Wait! I'll take this one!" Chen Qiyue pointed to another egg. "Okay, do you still want to change it?" "Wait!" The female receptionist was speechless. Half an hour later Chen Qiyue happily walked away holding the black, unattractive egg with a few blue spots in his arms. The female receptionist suddenly turned pale, her legs went weak, and she fell to the ground, crying. "He was such a bad person. He deliberately pointed out all these Phantom Beast eggs." Chen Qiyue spread his hands. "Well, I had to make better use of my cheats." "Ahem, I'm a decent person!"

Milk Bottle Huge · Eastern

Medieval Knight System: Building the Strongest Empire Ever!

All he wanted was to drive home and speedrun the game before the DLC dropped. Then came the crash, a warm light, and nothing—until he woke up as Wolfgang, a poor knight from a minor noble family in the Holy Roman Empire. He thought he knew this world. However, once a butterfly flaps its wings, no one can predict where the storm will go; this world doesn't follow the game's script. Nobles plot in the dark, and being the smartest person in the room means nothing when steel decides the argument. To survive the filth and chaos of medieval life, he has no choice but to lean on a mysterious system that hands him quests, money, and access to a shop packed with skills, manuals, and items he could never have gotten otherwise. He refuses to just stand by and watch history be written without him. With modern knowledge, he will use every resource, building a loyal army, amassing wealth, and carving out the strongest empire ever with his own hands.

Cannon_Mrcat · Fantasy

FOREVER AND EVER, ONLY YOURS

This is the story of De Longjun, a cold and stoic man and Zan Guiying, a cheerful and innocent girl. The story shows the development of their love and how they cut through all the obstacles and find their happiness together.

Akhitha_M_C · Urban

[ENG] Happily Ever After - Vampire&Werewolf Trilogy

[FREE] A small town. A girl with a dangerous destiny. And a war between creatures that refuse to stay hidden. In the Kserton Trilogy, seventeen-year-old Asya Chernaia is thrust into a supernatural underworld of vampires, werewolves, and ancient curses. Each choice she makes pulls her deeper into a conflict that threatens her family, her first love, and her very humanity. From the thrill of forbidden romance to the terror of betrayal, this trilogy is a pulse-pounding journey through love, loss, and the razor’s edge between survival and surrender. First love. First heartbreak. First taste of blood. Love triangle and slowburn included.

LiliMokash · Teen
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