The Perfect Hidden Marriage
"An evenly split marriage, 100% happiness."
Su Jin, the adopted daughter of the Su family, falls in love with her elder brother, Su Mubai, in her youth.
In the beginning, he promises her, "After you graduate from university, we will get married."
However, he ends up marrying someone else.
Later on, she gets busy attending blind dates and tries to enter an ordinary marriage with a heart that's nothing but cold and dead.
Jin Hengyuan is cold but handsome—he's her nth blind date.
The first time they meet, she wants to scare him away. "If you think it's suitable, we can get registered tomorrow!"
He smiles. "I'm going on a business trip tomorrow. I'll be there in the afternoon!"
In the afternoon, she becomes his wife.
...
She is a quiet woman who doesn't fight or argue.
He has no house, but she says it's fine.
When it comes to meals, she insists they split the bill evenly.
When it comes to sleeping, she insists on sleeping in separate beds.
When a woman clings onto him, she ignores her and turns to leave.
Even with his daughter clinging to him, she only frowns and tries to keep her composure.
A hidden marriage. No one knows that they are husband and wife. Nor does she care.
After being plotted against and sent to the police station, he comes to her rescue. Finally, he loses it and starts scolding her, "Must you be so stubborn? Why didn't you call me when something happened? Do you think I'm dead?"
She pouts indignantly. "Jin Hengyuan, do you treat me as your wife? If you do, why did you choose to get married in secret?"
His anger turns into a smile. Good, she's finally angry.
This love was finally no longer his one-man show.
...
Small skits:
"Jin Hengyuan, I want a divorce!"
"Reason!"
"You lied to me!"
"How did I lie to you?"
"You're clearly an attorney. When did you become an errand boy?"
"Aren't attorneys supposed to run errands for clients? I take on all kinds of cases. Isn't this considered an odd-job laborer?"
"…"
Oh, damn it. How did she marry such a bully of an attorney?
Inferior to the Dawn · Urban
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