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Keine Panik! Fräulein Jacobs wird nicht zurückblicken!

Präsident Grant, geraten Sie nicht in Panik, es ist nur so, dass Ihre Frau nicht mehr zurückblicken wird. Vier Jahre lang glaubte Juliana Jacobs, sie sei die Person, die Evan am Herzen lag. Bis sie das Foto von ihm und seiner weißen Mondlicht-Geliebten sah, Arm in Arm, mit verweildenen Blicken... Es stellte sich heraus, dass sie nur eine sorgfältig ausgewählte Tarnung für ihn war. Eine Tarnung, um die verdrehten, unaussprechlichen Geheimnisse zwischen ihm und seinem weißen Mondlicht zu verbergen. Entschlossen verschloss Juliana ihr Herz und ihre Zuneigung und reichte die Scheidungsvereinbarung ein. Evan Grant lachte: "Ohne mich, wie willst du leben?" Er verweigerte ihr zu arbeiten und machte sie zu einer Hausfrau unter dem Heiligenschein von Frau Grant, nur damit sie immer von ihm abhängig sein würde, unfähig, ihn zu verlassen. Bis zu dem Tag, an dem er sah, wie sich seine einst abhängige Ex-Frau in eine neue Technologie-Elite verwandelte, die von einem großen Aristokraten von Kingsford umarmt und geküsst wurde. In diesem Moment zerschmetterte seine Zuversicht, dass sie zurückkehren würde, in ihren abweisenden Worten "nur eine Sache der Vergangenheit"... Erben prestigeträchtiger Finanzclans gegen einen großen Aristokraten, der die Seele eines wahnsinnigen Verehrers verbirgt. Die Heldin wächst in Ruinen auf, ist aber nicht bescheiden.

Nine Xi · Urban

Jangan Panik! Miss Jacobs Tidak Akan Menoleh Lagi!

Presiden Grant, jangan panik, hanya saja istrimu tidak akan menoleh lagi. Selama empat tahun pernikahan, Juliana Jacobs selalu percaya bahwa dialah orang yang paling berharga di hati Evan. Sampai dia melihat foto Evan dan cahaya bulan putihnya yang bergandengan tangan, dengan tatapan yang penuh arti... Ternyata dia hanyalah sebuah kedok yang dipilih dengan hati-hati olehnya. Sebuah kedok untuk menyembunyikan rahasia terlarang yang tak terucapkan antara dia dan cahaya bulan putihnya. Dengan tegas menyegel hati dan kasih sayangnya, Juliana menyerahkan surat perjanjian perceraian. Evan Grant terkekeh, "Tanpa aku, bagaimana kau akan hidup?" Dia melarangnya bekerja, mengubahnya menjadi seorang ibu rumah tangga di bawah halo Nyonya Grant, hanya agar dia selalu bergantung padanya, tak mampu meninggalkannya. Namun, hingga suatu hari, dia melihat mantan istrinya yang dulunya bergantung padanya berubah menjadi elit teknologi baru, dipeluk dan dicium oleh seorang bangsawan agung dari Kingsford. Pada saat itu, keyakinannya bahwa dia akan kembali, hancur dalam kata-kata penolakan "hanya masa lalu"... Pewaris klan keuangan bergengsi vs. seorang bangsawan agung yang menyembunyikan jiwa pelamar gila. Sang heroine tumbuh dalam kehancuran, namun dia tidak rendah hati.

Nine Xi · Urban

Others Summon Knights, I Summon Legendary Memes

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

Exxs · Fantasy

Setelah Sahabat Terbaikku dan Aku Bercerai, Suamiku Panik

Sahabat terbaikku dan aku tumbuh bersama, tidak terpisahkan. Kami bersekolah di sekolah yang sama dan menikah ke dalam keluarga yang sama. Dia menikah dengan Gu Zhizhou, kakak yang merupakan dokter, sedangkan aku menikah dengan Gu Zhiyan, adik yang mewarisi bisnis keluarga. Aku pikir hari-hariku akan manis dan bahagia dengan dukungan dari Grup Gu dan menjadi tidak hanya sahabat tetapi juga ipar. Hingga kami menangkap Gu Zhizhou memeluk rekan kerjanya di departemennya, dan tak lama setelah itu melihat Gu Zhiyan berbelanja mesra dengan sekretarisnya. Kami membicarakannya: "Cerai! Kita harus cerai!" "Jika kamu cerai, aku juga akan cerai."

Isabella Preston · Urban

Tales of Memes and Deities

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

WannaBeAuthorHaru · Fantasy

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