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A few novels to recommend: - [The Strongest Pawnshop in History]: The author chastised the cow to lead it north. This was a sci-fi time-travel novel. It was easy and funny. The main character, Lin Hao, opened a pawnshop. He didn't do charity. He could do anything except for RMB. The protagonist could let others use his lifespan as a value point, and he could also let others transmigrate and broadcast live. This was a multi-world novel. The male protagonist was invincible all the way, without a CP, and his IQ was barely online. However, the ending was a little messy, and there were some small problems in the beginning, but it was fine from Soul Street onwards. In the middle, the male lead rejected Ma Xiaoling, and she became a fan. It was very interesting to show off in the Celestial Bane world. Overall, it was a good book to kill time. It had a recommendation index of three stars. - [Super Taobao Shop: 25,000 yuan per day.] The novels about urban life were full of imagination and creativity. It was the story of a plane bandit disguised as a Taobao shop owner. The first 200 chapters were not bad, but the rest were a little unsatisfactory. Although it was a little off topic, the core content was related to the Chinese people. The author was hardworking and had a broad outlook on the world. In the middle, there were all kinds of strange plots, such as the appearance of the panda race on Earth. Many readers felt that the side story was better than the main text, and the recommendation index was four stars. - " Entertainment's Golden Hand ": Author: Blackie. The urban life genre was an entertainment novel that rose from the creative side of advertisements. The protagonist started off by doing advertising planning and selling songs. The plot arrangement was not bad. Other than the beginning being a little stiff, the rest was very smooth. Citing cases was also not bad. He did not deliberately argue and was slightly cool. The early stages were good, the later stages were average, and the later stages were still to be determined. However, it was still a good book to kill time. Its recommendation index was three and a half stars. - " A Grocery Store Selling Equipment " by Abby Worldwide. A game system novel with urban, sci-fi, and gaming elements. The protagonist opened a grocery store, which was full of game items and equipment. He could enter the dungeon and sell the dungeon products. The idea was interesting. There was the setting of pulling brothers to enter the dungeon together, but the content of a single dungeon was long. It was torturous to encounter a dungeon that he was not interested in. The main character's friend was a poison point. Overall, it was okay. It could be considered a book worth three books. - " America's Warehouse Taobao King ": The fire in the author's furnace warms you and me. In the urban supernatural novel, the protagonist, Yang Yong, had the ability to see through metals and was doing storage in the United States. The early stages looked cool and creative, but the protagonist's money rose too quickly and he suspected that it would collapse. The early stages were good, but the later stages were dull. Similar to the Treasure Hunting King, the appraisal part was suspected to be an imitation. The book was available for reading, and the recommendation index was three stars. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

You can put in some talking animals. For example, a squirrel that loves to recite poetry. It could add a lot of humor to the story.

There are many hilarious and embarrassing things in life. Here are some examples: Once I went to buy matches and the clerk told me,"Sorry, we're out." So I went to buy a box of cigarettes and the clerk told me,"The cigarettes are sold out too. You can only buy matches to light the cigarette butts." 2 Someone went to the beach to pick up seashells. He picked up a shell and was about to put it in his pocket when he heard a voice from the shell: " Hello, I am a magical shell elf. You just have to take what I want and you can make a wish." A certain someone started to make a wish excitedly,"I hope I can become a billionaire!" In the end, the shell elf said,"Okay, now you have become a billionaire!" Someone went to the bank to do business. After filling out a form, the staff asked him,"Are you married?" "No, I'm not married," replied the man after a pause. The staff said,"How did you apply for a bank card?" Once, my colleague and I went on a trip and met a local bandit on the road. The bandit said,"You two stand out and see who is the real local!" My colleague and I were trembling. My colleague gave in to the bandit and threw a bag of cash to him. I stood firmly in place. The bandits saw that I was a local, so they chased me for a few steps. However, I ran very fast. In the end, the bandits only managed to recover a coin. The above were some of the hilarious and embarrassing things in life, hoping to bring joy and enlightenment.

The main difference is the focus. A comic usually has pre-written material that aims to get laughs, while a comedian might be more spontaneous and adapt based on the audience's reaction.

I recommend "Douluo: Zhang San's Counterattack Life" by Qiu Daohe. Ten thousand year minor character Zhang San wanted to snatch away Tang San's main character luck after his rebirth. Female leads included Bibi Dong, Qian Ren Xue, and many other distinctive supporting roles. Super Sports Specialist was not bad either. The author didn't eat small pumpkins. The protagonist was a sports expert. He had a third-rate research institute and a fifth-rate stadium, but he attracted big stars and athletes. Although there were shortcomings, the theme was novel, the style was humorous, and there were many highlights in the early stages. My Farm Can Be Cashed Out is worth reading. I'm Written by the Dragon. The main character Wang Han's QQ farm mutated. Items could be withdrawn. One gold coin was equivalent to one Chinese dollar. He went from a poor boy to the peak. He was the only female lead and had a unique style. 'Tokyo: I'm Surrounded by Them Who Only Wanted to Write a Book', was the work of the Dark Dada Fox. The main character, Xia Zhi, had started a new literary student in Tokyo. There were also many female leads, full of literary aura. "Youyou Space Farm" was created by ZS Matten. When Yang Mi 'er got tired of playing with QQ Farm, she got the farm space. She could spend her days leisurely and tease the commander. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>