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Oh. My. Fate?!

Jing He, crown prince of the nine heavens, has to descend to the mortal realm to weather a human life full of vicissitudes. Each event carefully crafted by fate's scribe, Shun Tao, nothing should go wrong. Just that Qiu Ling, king of the dragon race, follows him. Incapable of watching his lover's suffering he intervenes and plunges the carefully scripted plot into chaos, resulting in a fate that none of them ever intended. A slightly humorous cultivation novel with a handsome yandere dragon, a god ready to quit his job by chapter 3 and a god-turned-mortal, who is still blissfully unaware of everything. Well, that's just how fate is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You can find the revised version of this novel, as well as OMF's prequel "Romancing the Son of Heaven: The 69 Stratagems of Dragon King Qiu Ling", on my website www.yansusustories.com

yansusustories · LGBT+

Oh my god! The goddess secretly gave birth to three obedient daughters for me

"Lin Yi, I'm pregnant..." "Oh my God, triplets?" Lin Yi was immersed in boundless shock. "Ding! The Good Father System is officially activated!" "Newbie reward: A 400 square meter luxury villa in the city!" "Be nicer to your wife and children, and you'll have more chances to trigger rewards, oh!" Lin Yi was ecstatic. "Xue Mei, let's get married!"

Green hills are not green hills · Urban

I am truly the Monkey King

I truly was the Great Sage Equalling Heaven and never changed; Just like causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, breaking through the spiritual firmament, my defiance undying. I wish to be equal with heaven, an unconquerable being, From now on, free and unfettered. What I hate will eventually vanish like smoke and clouds; What I protect will surely live on forever.

The son does not speak of eternity · Eastern

Oh Mio Dio! I Terrestri Sono Folli!

Cinquant'anni fa, la Città del Drago è stata trasportata nell'Altro Mondo. Da sola in quel mondo, ha innalzato la bandiera della civiltà della Terra e ha combattuto contro le terrificanti forze dell'Altro Mondo. E alla fine, la Città del Drago è stata distrutta. Poi, Meng Chao è rinato dopo la distruzione della Città del Drago, ed è tornato al tempo cinquant'anni dopo che la Città del Drago era stata trasportata nell'Altro Mondo. Ma non era solo, è tornato con un sistema chiamato Accensione, che gli ha detto che poteva diventare più forte se avesse contribuito alla società. Così Meng Chao ha giurato che sarebbe diventato più forte. All'inizio, voleva solo dare piccoli contributi alla società insegnando tecnologia, arti marziali e abilità dal futuro, e alla fine, tutto è cresciuto a dismisura da lì, e ha scoperto che... i Terrestri erano davvero folli.

The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow · Sci-fi

Oh, no! I Became the Sister of the Novel's Tragic Heroine!

Yin Xun wanted to read a light-hearted novel, only to be tricked by the synopsis. It turns out that it was an abusive plot, with the male lead causing the female lead's family to fall apart, while he imprisoned her with domestic violence and subjected her to all sorts of torment... only for them to live happily ever after!Finishing the book, Yin Xun complained about the female lead: If I could transmigrate into the book, I will slap you in the face so that you would wake up! What an idiot! Bleurgh! And yet, she transmigrated into the book in the next instant and became the nonexistent sister of the female lead, leaving her speechless. Is it that costly to voice a complaint these days?! She had to transmigrate as payment?!Still, what happened had happened. Rolling up her sleeves, Yin Xun looked at her adorable family and prepared herself to torture the male lead... but at the next instant, her wish came true, as the first slap she gave was to the female lead!What do you mean, we're rich, and it was no skin off our back, so we don't need to give any compensation? This was the starting point of our downfall! Realizing that the female lead was a little skanky and very much deserved to be tormented, Yin Xun decided to straighten her out along with the male lead. Nonetheless, she wanted a trade empire for herself as well, since she couldn't allow her life to revolve around those two... but a certain big-shot got upset as her business began to take off: "What is more important? Me, or your ambition?"Yin Xun: "So, are you cutting ties with me?"Seeing that she did not get what he was saying, the big-shot sighed: "No."The path of wife-chasing was a long one for him!

Mountain Springs · General

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