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[Warning: Mature content/R18] Jack Morris lived for desire. As a notorious stripper in an exclusive women-only nightclub, he indulged in secret affairs and forbidden pleasures — especially with married women. But his thrill-seeking life ended the moment he got caught with the wrong wife. ‎ ‎Death wasn’t the end. ‎ ‎Reborn as Druski Hart, Jack awakens with a mysterious system known as S.E.X ONLINE — a twisted program that feeds on lust and rewards him with real money, influence, and intoxicating power for every sinful act he commits. ‎ ‎------------------------ ‎[Welcome to S.E.X ONLINE, host] ‎ ‎[Name: Druski Hart] ‎ ‎[Age: 24] ‎ ‎[Level: 0] ‎ ‎[Body count: 0] ‎ ‎[scenes: 0] ‎ ‎[Rank: 0] ‎------------------------- ‎What begins as a dream turns into an obsession. With every woman conquered, every porn scene shot, and every desire fulfilled, Druski climbs higher — turning sex into wealth and wealth into dominance. ‎ ‎Druski must build his own Adult Empire — one seduction at a time — before the cost of his desires consumes him completely. ‎ ‎----------------------------- ‎Additional tags ‎ ‎✓Smut/R18 ‎✓Harem ‎✓Game elements|Stats|Quests ‎✓Smart MC ‎------------------------- ‎(Release schedule) ‎ 2 chapters per day https://discord.gg/Q5yNMy3HQ

Sarcasm_Goat · Urban

Short adult love Story

It is a collection of some of the best adult stories that were available on the internet and some I wrote, so the credit goes to them and a little to me, so enjoy while it's still work or flow...

nightwriter · Urban

I’ll Come Clean! I Am The King Of Lolan!

In the 15th year of Lolan’s independence, Luo En transmigrated to this world. But because his system needed six months to load, he had to make use of his own know-how to open a bar in the city and use the bar to familiarize himself with this new universe he was in. But the location of the bar was poor, so the only customer he had was a man named Charles. This man was a very strange one who enjoyed asking Luo En about the country. He would ask about matters concerning the military, the people, and any other topic that would have seemed potentially treasonous. “What sort of person do you think the current king of Lolan is?” “Which side do you think is more likely to win the war between Lolan and Waoh?” “Which of the king’s sons do you think is most suitable to be the next king?” Charles’ questions were always so bold. Luo En was always on the verge of rolling his eyes. As a top student of the 21st century who was well versed in military matters and history, these brainless questions were an insult to his intelligence. But since Charles always spent so much money here, he decided to just answer some of Charles’ questions. “The current king of Lolan is a good king who’s hard to come by. His legacy will definitely go down in history!” “Before him, Lolan was a divided nation where the aristocrats took control of everything, oppressing the people and making their lives difficult. White Horse City and Sunset City were filled with poor and hungry people, even selling their children to make ends meet and eating absolutely anything they could find. It was such a tragedy.” “Thankfully, the current king united the country and gave the people a peaceful and stable environment to live in. At the same time, he set new laws to help the people come out of their post-war poverty…” “So, I think the current king is a truly wise man, a good king who comes once every millennium!” After hearing these words, the king in disguise at the bar felt his heart palpitate. “You know me the best!”

Black Fighter Jet · Fantasy

My Realistic Adult Game

I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

The rhythm under the lamp · Urban

The Strategy of washing clean a Slag Shou (QT)

All credit goes to the author and the editors , i am merely a fan and just want to share this awesome story . Introduction: Su Yang was bound to a ‘Slag Shou Redemption System’. Every world he entered as a Slag Shou who has been spurned by the Gong. In order to return home as soon as possible, he began the cautious journey of strategizing to take down the gongs who no longer love him. Later, he discovered that these mission targets who were supposed to have normal attributes were all freaking abnormal! In the face of this rabid bunch of bigshots, Su Yang was forced down the road of ‘You abuse my body, I abuse your heart, after all the abusing is done, I make a run for it’. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ This story is also known as: “I say I’m not a slag shou, do you believe me?” “The days of being a scapegoat in different worlds.” “One word out of line will trigger Hell mode.” Tentative Worlds: The President’s Unfaithful Lover The Wángye’s Runaway Fiancée The Crime Lord’s Undercover Boyfriend The Ghost King’s Cold Scholar The Emperor’s Trusted Eunuch The Marshal’s Adopted Omega Son The Lord of the Apocalypse’s Zombie Lover Only available till Arc 3 ............. NOT MY STORY!! JUST UPLOADED FOR FUN !! SUPPORT ORIGINAL TRANSLATORS AND AUTHOR !! TRANSLATOR - https://deepdreamtranlations.home.blog/the-strategy-of-washing-clean-a-slag-shou/#:~:text=Introduction%EF%BC%9A,who%20no%20longer%20love%20him.

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