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Those Classmates who Suddenly Disappeared
Author: Lu Shu Yi Pavilion
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An unexpected journey took a group of university students into a secret room from which, upon returning, they began to disappear one by one. In order to unravel the mystery, they joined forces, traversing heaven and earth, diving deep into seas, crossing the farthest corners of the world, and even daring to time travel, only to find that behind each puzzle lay yet another.
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Apocalypse: King of Zombies

“If mercy and kindness can't save the world… then this time, I choose violence.” — Ethan Cole Huff… What the hell— …Did I seriously just— get reborn? Fifteen days before it starts? Before everything falls apart… and turns into that game. A voice cuts in— [Ding! Congratulations. You’ve been granted a one-time rebirth opportunity.] [Bonus reward: Spatial Storage Ring.] Ethan goes still. A cheat ability… and a storage ring? …You’ve got to be kidding me. Then— [Please choose: Join the humans… or the zombies?] He stares at it. If he picks human— Yeah. He knows exactly how that plays out. Scraping for supplies. Fighting over scraps. Watching people turn on each other. Dying like everyone else. … He exhales slowly. Then lets out a low, humorless laugh. “Yeah.” “I’ve done that already.” A pause. His gaze hardens. “Let’s try something else.” “Zombies.” For a split second— the system… hesitates. Then— [Warning… selection deviates from expected path.] Silence. And then— [God: …That’s a terrible idea.] A beat. [God: …Go on, then.]

GigglyCat · Fantasy

I Am A Boss Mommy That Wants To Slack

Everyone knew that after the young lady Miss Shen was abandoned by a wild man, she became self-indulgent and fell pregnant without marrying. After she was driven out of her house, she fell into a state of despair. The infamous Shen Ruojing, however, appeared at the birthday banquet of the Chu family’s old madam. Everyone taunted her. “The ones who send millions in gift money sit at one table, while those who send tens of millions in gift money sit at the other.” “Miss Shen, how much did you give?” The crowd waited for her to make a fool of herself, but Shen Ruojing pulled out an adorable little boy from behind her and said, “Excuse me Madam, which table will your eldest grandson sit at?” *** Both mother and son were brought into the Chu family, and Shen Ruojing wanted to spend her daze lazing about, but was met with rejection from the family in various ways. “We have first-class hackers, music masters, tech experts… Everyone is well-known in this family. What do you bring?” Shen Ruojing rubbed her chin. “Well, all of those things you mentioned… I know a little bit of everything.” Her three adorable babies stood beside her and nodded in unison, “We can testify that Mommy does know a little bit of everything!”

Mr. Yan · General

Apocalipsis: Rey de los Zombies

Si la misericordia y la bondad no pueden salvar al mundo, entonces esta vez, elijo la violencia. Renací en la muerte, como el pecado bajo el sol ardiente.——Ethan Cole ¿Huff... Qué está pasando? ¡¿Hay una azafata con copa D durmiendo junto a mí!? ¡¿Realmente he renacido!? ¡¿De vuelta a quince días antes de que comience el juego del apocalipsis zombi!? [¡Ding! ¡Felicidades, afortunado! ¡Se te ha concedido una oportunidad única de renacer, junto con un anillo de almacenamiento espacial!] [¡Ding! Por favor elige: ¿Unirte a los humanos o a los zombies?] ¡¿Una habilidad de trampa y un anillo de almacenamiento!? Si elijo ser humano, puedo acumular suministros, pasar el rato con diferentes mujeres en un refugio... ¿No es este el comienzo perfecto para un héroe post-apocalíptico? "Así que esta vez, elijo... ¡zombies!" Dios: "¡¡¡Idiota!!! ¡Si lo hubiera sabido, habría dado esta oportunidad de renacer a otra persona!"

GigglyCat · Fantasy

Apokalypse: König der Zombies

Wenn Gnade und Freundlichkeit die Welt nicht retten können, dann wähle ich diesmal Gewalt. Ich wurde im Tod wiedergeboren, wie die Sünde unter der brennenden Sonne.——Ethan Cole Huff... Was ist los? Eine Flugbegleiterin mit D-Körbchen schläft neben mir!? Wurde ich wirklich wiedergeboren!? Zurück zu fünfzehn Tage bevor das Apokalypse-Spiel beginnt!? [Ding! Glückwunsch, Glückspilz! Dir wurde eine einmalige Chance gewährt, wiedergeboren zu werden, zusammen mit einem räumlichen Speicherring!] [Ding! Bitte wähle: Schließe dich den Menschen oder den Zombies an?] Eine Cheat-Fähigkeit und ein Speicherring!? Wenn ich mich für die Menschen entscheide, kann ich Vorräte anlegen, mit verschiedenen Frauen in einem sicheren Haus abhängen... Ist das nicht der perfekte Start für einen postapokalyptischen Helden? "Also diesmal wähle ich... Zombies!" Gott: "Idiot!!! Wenn ich das gewusst hätte, hätte ich diese Wiedergeburtschance jemand anderem gegeben!"

GigglyCat · Fantasy

Apocalypse : Le Roi des Zombies

Si la miséricorde et la gentillesse ne peuvent pas sauver le monde, alors cette fois, je choisis la violence. Je suis né à nouveau dans la mort, comme le péché sous le soleil brûlant.——Ethan Cole Huff... Que se passe-t-il ? Il y a une hôtesse de l'air avec un bonnet D qui dort à côté de moi !? Suis-je vraiment né à nouveau !? Quinze jours avant le début du jeu d'apocalypse zombie !? [Ding! Félicitations, chanceux ! On vous a accordé une chance unique de renaître, ainsi qu'un anneau de stockage spatial !] [Ding! Veuillez choisir : Rejoindre les humains ou les zombies ?] Une capacité de triche, et un anneau de stockage !? Si je choisis d'être humain, je peux stocker des provisions, traîner avec différentes femmes dans un abri... N'est-ce pas le début parfait pour un héros post-apocalyptique ? "Alors cette fois, je choisis... les zombies !" Dieu : "Idiot !!! Si j'avais su, j'aurais donné cette chance de renaissance à quelqu'un d'autre !"

GigglyCat · Fantasy
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2025-12-20 12:42
It could be a creative take on combining religious and horror themes for a unique story.
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It's quite an unconventional and thrilling tale. You have Jesus facing off against zombies in a battle of good versus evil with unexpected twists and turns.
Who is the Missing Jaw Man in the Missing Jaw Man story?
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In the 'Missing Jaw Man' story, he might be a central character with a complex backstory. He could be a person who has been forgotten by society because of his disfigurement. He may have had a family, a job, a normal life before whatever happened to him. The story might unfold his journey to either accept his new state or seek a way to reverse it, all while facing the challenges and prejudices that come with his appearance.
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