Edward Wilson and The Call Of The Relic Beast
INTRODUCTION
In the Relic World, everyone falls into one of two ranks: Summoners and Hollows. Summoners are the lucky ones—the ones who bond with powerful, mystical beasts at the age of ten, unlocking abilities that make them stronger, faster, and, let’s be honest, way too smug about it.
And then there are the Hollows. The ones who don’t bond with a beast. The ones who get bullied, pitied, and treated like background characters in someone else’s grand adventure.
Guess which group I belong to?
By eleven, I had fully embraced my existence as Edward Wilson, Professional Nobody. No beast. No power. Just me, my two perfectly unremarkable hands, and an ever-growing collection of creative insults thrown my way. Honestly, I had reached a point where being called “worthless” barely qualified as creative anymore. I had accepted my place in the grand hierarchy of life—right at the bottom, next to “dirt” and “old gum stuck under a table.”
But then, the impossible happened.
A Primordial Beast bonded with me. And not just any beast—the most powerful, most legendary, most terrifying creature the world has ever seen. The kind that should’ve chosen a great warrior or a destined hero, not… me.
Now, instead of fading into the background like a proper Hollow, I’m stuck surviving combat classes, Summoners glaring at me, teachers whispering about me, ancient mysteries showing up everywhere, and rumors about the terrifying Void Walkers spreading across the Relic World.
So, to sum up: I went from being ignored to possibly being connected to something ancient, dangerous, and probably world-ending.
…This is why I hate surprises.
author_Zhoviya · Fantasy
This is Deadpool fanfiction done exactly right — maximum fourth-wall breaks, insane humor, and non-stop chaos! Wade Wilson gets hit with a quirky System that forces him into the most ridiculous missions imaginable (like making Tony Stark and Steve Rogers do couple photoshoots 😂). The contrast between his overpowered, immortal, bullet-cutting, head-regenerating self and these absurd tasks is comedy gold. The Marvel world feels alive with great interactions involving Iron Man, Captain America, Wolverine, Colossus, and more. The writing captures Deadpool’s meta personality perfectly — sarcastic, unhinged, and hilarious. Action scenes are wild, the System adds fun stakes (with creative rewards and punishments), and the story keeps throwing curveballs that had me laughing out loud. If you love Deadpool’s brand of crazy humor mixed with superhero shenanigans, time travel vibes, and pure entertainment, this novel delivers in spades. It’s light-hearted, fast-paced, and never takes itself too seriously. Already binged to Chapter 46 and still craving more. Dragonscribe31 is cooking with this one! 10/10 would recommend to any Deadpool fan. Keep the chaos coming! 🔥