Help! I'm famous after the live broadcast of my ex-boyfriend
Five years ago, Ruan Chacha dumped Jiang Yi and said,"Ex-boyfriend? My ex-boyfriend is dead."
Five years later, Ruan Chacha underwent an appendectomy. Jiang Yi, as the chief surgeon, appeared in front of the operating table and looked at her with a faint smile.
"Ruan Chacha, I heard that I died."
Ruan Chacha looked at the scalpel in his hand and broke out in a cold sweat.
……
Ruan Chacha, a non-hereditary inheritor who was both beautiful and wicked, became famous all over the world with her oil-paper umbrella craftsmanship.
When the reporters asked her about her love life, Ruan Chacha said directly," Don't ask. My ex-boyfriend is dead. I'm sealed in my heart and love for the rest of my life."
In the end-
That night, when Ruan Chacha started her livestream, her " ex-boyfriend ", whose cheeks were slightly red from drinking, pushed open the door and entered.
"Chacha, can you hide me?" Jiang Yi tugged at the corner of her clothes, his voice slightly hoarse.
……
On this day, the hashtag #Ruan Chacha's Golden House Hiding Jiang Yi #became a hot topic.
The former loyal dog and the later black-bellied surgeon VS the tsundere, venomous tongue, white-cut, black-cut non-genetic inheritor
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