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Living In Another World With A Farm
Author: Ming Yu
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If he wanted to boss around, he could do whatever he wanted. I would continue to farm, but if he tried to attack me, then he would not live to see another day. Zhao Hai was a shut-in until he was transmigrated to another world with a farm and taken over the body of a fallen noble. The land that the noble had was one that could not grow anything. He also had a fiance who was the heir to a principality. To make matters even worse, he was talentless in martial arts and magic where he couldn’t even learn both. “So what if I can’t do magic? I have my farm. Let’s see you try and attack me! I’ll let my bugs out to devour all of your military rations! I’ll put pesticides in your water source and grow weeds on your land! Let’s see you try and attack me after that!” “What? You’ll hire assassins to kill me? Try and do that when I’m hiding inside my farmhouse. Once that is over, I’ll rid your country of all your food sources! Your citizens will come after you instead of you coming after me!” The shut-in had a slightly foul personality. This is a story of how he, and his farm, became a nightmare to the people of a world of swords and magic.
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2026-07-22 15:27
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A quote to tease a bootlicker
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2026-03-23 03:37
The following were some of the taunts: - " I won't be your bootlicker anymore. I just finished military training recently. I'll be your little military dog from now on, smelly treasure." - " I passed the interview. I'll start delivering food tomorrow. The station manager recommended me to buy Yady's car. He said that the battery is good and the delivery is fast. I still chose Emma because you like Jay Chou." - "I saved up for two months and bought you a pair of North Carleen. I'm so happy that you said thank you to me. This is the first time you've said two words to me. In the past, you only told me to get lost. I saw that you posted the North Kalan that I gave you on Salted Fish tonight. I think you must be testing me. I'll give it to you again as a surprise. I love you." - " I'm begging you. It's okay if you don't like me, ignore me, or block my messages. But can you not restrict me from seeing your Moments? Don't delete your friends. Let me have a memory. I'll give you money every month when I get my salary. You can go buy what you want. You have to be happy every day. If you're happy, I'll be happy." - "Bao, I heard that you have a new boyfriend. Should I buy breakfast for you in the future? What, buy two sets? Do you really think I'm a bootlicker? Does he eat chopped green onions and coriander?" - " I don't think he's ever said he loves me. I searched for the keyword 'love', and I found that in our chat history, he only said once,' I need to borrow your iQiyi membership.'" - " Today, I sent you messages as usual, reporting on my daily work. You finally replied with four words: 'Yes, yes, okay.' You're starting to be willing to brush me off. I'm so touched and flattered. I'm willing to give you news every day. Even if you scold me every day, I won't feel annoyed." - " When I was carrying cement today, my coworkers praised me for my strength. I cried instantly. I could carry anything, but I couldn't. I missed you." - " Baby, I went for dessert today, but I still like the exclusive dessert that you made for me the most-Closed Door Rejection." - " Bao sent you ten messages today, and you replied with a full stop, giving me a summary of what I said. You're really good at details. I like you even more, my Bao." - "Send a voice message. I bought you a piece of clothing. Her boyfriend said that she was asleep. I quickly said that I would buy one for you too. You two should wear matching outfits." - " I accidentally logged into my boyfriend's account today. When I saw that my nickname was Bei Tai No. 1, I was so happy. I'm actually No. 1." - " I asked you what you were doing. You asked me if I could leave you alone. You actually asked for my opinion. Your attitude is really good. I really like you." - " I asked him how many ex-girlfriends he had today. He said that he could make up a table of mahjong. I said that it wasn't much, just four. He said that I was talking about mahjong. As expected, the people I like are always so outstanding." - "You have more and more bootlickers around you, so I'm dispensable. I was the one who licked you first." - "I confessed to him yesterday. He said he was sick. He must have told me because he was afraid of dragging me down. He's really gentle." - " Baby, I must be a farmer in my next life. That way, when it rains, I will only think of the crops and not you. You ask me what kind of land to plant, and I will be dead set on you." - "I had a slight fever today. I was lying in bed and sent you a message asking why you didn't care about me. You asked me if I'm sick. If I'm sick, take your medicine. I was touched by your gentleness. So you still care about me." - "Give birth to it. I'll take the child's surname." - "Yesterday, I sent you a lot of messages as usual. Today, you finally replied to me with five words: 'Are you annoying?' I'm so touched that you're actually starting to care about me." - "Why didn't he let the others leave and only asked me to leave? He must be afraid that I would be too tired from walking. See, he's just so kind. Today, I carried sacks at the construction site three times in one go." - "My colleague said,'You're quite capable.' I suddenly burst into tears. Yes, I can bear anything, but I can't bear to miss you. You deleted me yesterday, and I looked at the red exclamation mark and fell into deep thought for a long time. Red represents passion. You want to marry me, Bao 'er." - "Why are you ignoring me today? Did you not choose me for the group message?"
How to Tease a Cat
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2026-02-16 11:06
" Teasing the Cat " was written by the author, A Big and Round Watermelon. It was a short story about a leopard attacking a breeder. There was no orc plot. If you want to read this novel, you can get the latest chapter through Mirror Literature. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
The Buddha is hard to tease
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2026-02-10 21:53
The following are some novels that contain the difficult plot of the Buddha: - In " Crossing Buddha on a Spring Night," the female lead was a charming merchant woman, and the male lead was a cold and abstinent holy monk. The woman flirted with the man, and there was a plot of a flower descending from the altar. Su Baozhu, the cousin of the prime minister, had planted a love gu to force the Arhat to detoxify. Her father had also misunderstood that she had been bullied by the Arhat and knocked him unconscious and buried him. When they met again, the gu poison acted up, and the story unfolded under such a complicated background. - In " He Came to Save Me," the female lead was a silly and witty little fairy who was full of inner drama. The male lead was a strong and gentle Buddhist son who was abstinent but fierce in fighting. The female protagonist became a substitute after she transmigrated into the book. After experiencing a series of events, she left the scumbag and ran back to her sister. The Buddha seemed to be passionate but was actually heartless. His heart was filled with all kinds of common people. The story also reflected the difficult plot. - In " Buddha, Please Put Down Your Butcher Knife," the female protagonist was a narcissistic straight woman, and the male protagonist was a jealous Buddha. There were transmigration and Xianxia Cultivation plots. It was rumored that the female protagonist broke the vitality of the number one Buddha of the Burning Sound Temple. Under such a special background, the image of the Buddha might be difficult to seduce. - " Pillow Spring " was an ancient and sweet love story about a beautiful woman and an abstinent Buddhist child. The story of a woman seducing a man to make a flower fall from the altar of heaven. The Buddhist child might have a difficult setting. - " The Abstinent Buddhist Son is Too Charming, She's Lost in Love." Although the title was that the Buddhist Son was too flirtatious, the article might also involve the plot reversal of the Buddhist Son's difficulty. The novel," Liao Liao Zhi Huo, the Buddhist Son of the Capital Region Kneels ", is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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