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An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing

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Tell the 'Tongue Stuck on Pole Christmas Story'
2 answers
2024-12-06 04:09
The 'tongue stuck on pole' at Christmas is often a cautionary and funny story. It usually goes like a kid in the cold on Christmas day, out playing and, being curious, licks a frozen pole. And then, oops, the tongue gets stuck! It's a classic winter - Christmas time mishap that teaches kids not to do silly things in the cold.
The Boy's Tongue Stuck on the Pole: A Christmas Story
1 answer
2024-12-02 08:50
One possible Christmas story could be that a boy was so excited during Christmas. He saw a shiny pole, maybe it was a part of some Christmas decoration. Out of curiosity, he licked it and his tongue got stuck because it was freezing cold outside. Eventually, with the help of some kind neighbors who brought warm water, his tongue was freed.
What is the significance of 'tongue stuck to pole' in 'A Christmas Story'?
1 answer
2024-11-16 08:43
In 'A Christmas Story', the 'tongue stuck to pole' is a really iconic and funny scene. It shows the naivete of kids. The kid was dared or just out of curiosity, and when his tongue touched the freezing pole, it got stuck because of the extreme cold. It's a memorable moment that has become a classic part of the movie.
What is the 'Tongue Stuck to Pole Christmas Story' about?
3 answers
2024-11-09 09:20
It's often about a kid who licks a frozen pole in cold Christmas weather and their tongue gets stuck. It's a classic cautionary and funny winter - Christmas - related story.
What are the lessons from the 'Tongue Stuck on Pole Christmas Story'?
1 answer
2024-12-06 09:11
The main lesson from this story is to respect the power of cold weather. During Christmas, there's often ice and snow everywhere. Licking a pole might seem like a harmless, funny thing to do, but it shows that we should be aware of how cold things can cause harm. Also, it teaches kids to listen to warnings about the cold from parents or adults. If a parent has told a child not to touch metal in freezing temperatures, this story reinforces why. It's about being cautious and using common sense when it comes to the elements during the Christmas season.
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