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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

ccappdev2020 · Fantasy

Black Hawk Tattoo

Toronto, Canada, 2006. A few months after the worst year of the Iraq war. Gabriel Navarro splits his time between his job slinging ink at the Atlantis Ink tattoo parlor, and working on his master’s degree in fine art. Gabe is twenty-two, sure of his beliefs and his artistic integrity, and na?ve enough to think he’ll never have to compromise. And then one night Jake MacLean walks into the shop and changes everything. Jake Maclean is twenty-eight and a veteran American Army pilot. He's been staying with his ex-pat sister in Toronto while he tries to get his life in order. The problem is, he can't. After his disastrous final mission in Iraq, he's overcome with anger and survivor’s guilt, trapped in a losing battle to atone for a failure he’s sure can never be forgiven. Left without hope, he decides to have his memory of the mission tattooed on his back, with the condemning words: God Will Judge Me. He doesn't expect to fall for the tattoo artist. Gabe falls just as quickly and deeply for Jake, though Jake's reluctance to talk about what happened frustrates and worries him. Gabe knows Jake isn't doing well, but accepting Jake’s claims that he's "fine" is far easier than dealing with the frightening truth. But soon it’s horribly clear Jake can’t control his panic attacks or flashes of violence, and he's getting worse. If Gabe can’t help him face his demons, Jake is headed for a crash -- and there’s every chance he’ll take Gabriel down with him.

Aundrea Singer · LGBT+

The Infinite Tattoo

The Infinite Tattoo The world is ruled by tattoos of destiny. Every child is born with a tattoo that determines their future. Some receive the marks of divine beasts, legendary weapons, monsters, elemental powers, or ancient beings. The stronger the tattoo, the greater the talent. Powerful families dominate countless realms using their bloodlines and strength. The Ashborn family stands among the strongest houses in existence, a clan where every child is born a genius. Except for Kael Ashborn. Born without a visible tattoo, Kael is treated as the family's only disappointment. While his elder brother and sisters are chosen by powerful guides to enter elite lower realms, Kael is abandoned and sent into the mysterious Forgotten World, a place feared as a graveyard realm. Unknown to everyone, Kael possesses a hidden power: The Infinite Creator Tattoo Unlike ordinary tattoos, Kael's power can create, evolve, fuse, and rewrite tattoos themselves. But every power comes with a price. To become stronger, he must become a Tattoo Artist, gathering rare materials, beast blood, and ancient cores to carve limitless powers. Along his journey, Kael gains loyal companions, powerful beasts, rivals, enemies, and mysterious female allies. He discovers ancient secrets hidden across countless realms and builds the legendary War God Academy, a place that creates warriors feared by heaven itself. Even his little sister, Mira, who secretly followed him into exile, awakens a terrifying power of her own. Together they rise from the weakest realm... Until the heavens themselves begin to fear the child they once called worthless.

Lyom566 · Fantasy

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