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Black Hawk Tattoo

Toronto, Canada, 2006. A few months after the worst year of the Iraq war.<br><br>Gabriel Navarro splits his time between his job slinging ink at the Atlantis Ink tattoo parlor, and working on his master’s degree in fine art. Gabe is twenty-two, sure of his beliefs and his artistic integrity, and na?ve enough to think he’ll never have to compromise. And then one night Jake MacLean walks into the shop and changes everything.<br><br>Jake Maclean is twenty-eight and a veteran American Army pilot. He's been staying with his ex-pat sister in Toronto while he tries to get his life in order. The problem is, he can't. After his disastrous final mission in Iraq, he's overcome with anger and survivor’s guilt, trapped in a losing battle to atone for a failure he’s sure can never be forgiven. Left without hope, he decides to have his memory of the mission tattooed on his back, with the condemning words: God Will Judge Me. He doesn't expect to fall for the tattoo artist.<br><br>Gabe falls just as quickly and deeply for Jake, though Jake's reluctance to talk about what happened frustrates and worries him. Gabe knows Jake isn't doing well, but accepting Jake’s claims that he's "fine" is far easier than dealing with the frightening truth. But soon it’s horribly clear Jake can’t control his panic attacks or flashes of violence, and he's getting worse. If Gabe can’t help him face his demons, Jake is headed for a crash -- and there’s every chance he’ll take Gabriel down with him.

Aundrea Singer · LGBT+

The Infinite Tattoo

The Infinite Tattoo The world is ruled by tattoos of destiny. Every child is born with a tattoo that determines their future. Some receive the marks of divine beasts, legendary weapons, monsters, elemental powers, or ancient beings. The stronger the tattoo, the greater the talent. Powerful families dominate countless realms using their bloodlines and strength. The Ashborn family stands among the strongest houses in existence, a clan where every child is born a genius. Except for Kael Ashborn. Born without a visible tattoo, Kael is treated as the family's only disappointment. While his elder brother and sisters are chosen by powerful guides to enter elite lower realms, Kael is abandoned and sent into the mysterious Forgotten World, a place feared as a graveyard realm. Unknown to everyone, Kael possesses a hidden power: The Infinite Creator Tattoo Unlike ordinary tattoos, Kael's power can create, evolve, fuse, and rewrite tattoos themselves. But every power comes with a price. To become stronger, he must become a Tattoo Artist, gathering rare materials, beast blood, and ancient cores to carve limitless powers. Along his journey, Kael gains loyal companions, powerful beasts, rivals, enemies, and mysterious female allies. He discovers ancient secrets hidden across countless realms and builds the legendary War God Academy, a place that creates warriors feared by heaven itself. Even his little sister, Mira, who secretly followed him into exile, awakens a terrifying power of her own. Together they rise from the weakest realm... Until the heavens themselves begin to fear the child they once called worthless.

Lyom566 · Fantasy
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What are some of the best funny tattoo stories?
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2024-12-11 04:13
One funny tattoo story is about a guy who wanted to get a tattoo of a dolphin. But the tattoo artist was a bit clumsy that day. The dolphin ended up looking like a half - fish, half - cat creature. It was so strange that every time he showed it, people couldn't stop laughing.
What are some funny tattoo shop stories?
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2024-11-09 01:57
One time, a customer came in asking for a tattoo of a dolphin. But when the artist showed the design, the customer said, 'That's not my dolphin! My dolphin has a top hat and a monocle!' It was so unexpected and made everyone in the shop laugh.
What are some of the most interesting funny tattoo stories?
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2024-11-13 23:16
One story is about a man who got a tattoo of a map on his back. He thought it was a normal world map. But when it was done, he realized it was a map of a fictional world from a video game he had never played. It was so unexpected that it was hilarious. His friends still tease him about it.
Can you share some funny tattoo stories?
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2024-11-13 19:13
There's this friend of mine who decided to get a tattoo of his favorite quote in a very small font on his wrist. But when the tattoo was done, the font was so tiny that it was almost unreadable. He always has to explain it to people and it makes for a really funny situation. People often joke that he should have used a magnifying glass before getting the tattoo.
Can you share some best funny tattoo stories?
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2024-12-11 22:38
Well, I know a story. A woman got a tattoo of a flower on her back. When she went to the beach, a seagull pooped right on the flower tattoo. It was so gross but also hilarious. Everyone around her was laughing.
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