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My Senior Brother is Too Steady
Author: Get to the Point
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After being reborn in the ancient times before the Great God-Conferment War, Li Changshou becomes a minor cultivator. He is neither destined for great things nor great woe. His only dream is to live a long life as a cultivator. In order to survive in the cruel Primordial Times, Li Changshou tries hard not to accumulate any karma—killing inevitably leads to feuds. Thus, he always plans thoroughly before doing anything and never allows himself to walk into dangerous situations. He hides his trump cards well, trains himself in escape techniques, refines poisonous pills, and masters his mystical abilities. Before making any moves, he takes on an extremely steady demeanor. Yet, every move of his ends up earth-shattering. Once he is done, he will disappear without a trace. Li Changshou originally plans to remain hidden and safe in the mountain. There, he is supposed to cultivate until he ascends to immortality. However, everything changed one year when his master seems to think that their lives are too peaceful... He takes in a junior sister...

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Taoist Master Leaves the Mountains: All My Senior Sisters Love Me

The day Taoist Wang Ye came down the mountain Eldest senior sister: "I’m giving you a billion-dollar hotel, follow me." Second senior sister: "A healer’s heart, Wang Ye, come work as Divine Doctor in my clinic." Third senior sister: "Senior sister wants to take you to conquer the entire entertainment industry." Fifth senior sister: "Wang Ye, from today on, you are the chief appraisal master in my treasure appraisal business." Sixth senior sister: "Fly through the blue skies and travel the world with me." Fourth senior sister: "Follow the fourth senior sister, you can’t go wrong…" Ah... The senior sisters are too formidable, what a dilemma!

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Sign In Ten Years, Then I Am Exposed By My Gorgeous Senior

"Ye Chen transmigrated to a fantasy world and realized that he had seven seniors in his clan, and all of them were of stunning beauty. Eldest senior, Empress in Red! Second, Frost Sword Goddess! Third, the Unreal Goddess! … … Seventh, Unparalleled Prodigy! Ye Chen who was born unable to cultivate awakened the Sign-In system, and sneakily signed in at the Immortal Destiny Holy Land every day. Ye Chen said, “I’ll sign in quietly, then one day, I'll shock everyone with my strength!"

Ji Muhan · Eastern

Taois Master Turun Gunung: Semua Kakak Senior Wanita Mencintaiku

Pada hari Taoist Wang Ye turun dari gunung Kakak senior tertua: "Aku memberikanmu hotel senilai satu miliar dolar, ikutlah denganku." Kakak senior kedua: "Hati seorang penyembuh, Wang Ye, bekerja sebagai Dokter Ilahi di klinikku." Kakak senior ketiga: "Kakak senior ingin membawamu menaklukkan seluruh industri hiburan." Kakak senior kelima: "Wang Ye, mulai hari ini, kamu adalah kepala ahli penilai di bisnis penilaian harta karunku." Kakak senior keenam: "Terbanglah melalui langit biru dan keliling dunia bersamaku." Kakak senior keempat: "Ikutilah kakak senior keempat, kamu tidak akan salah..." Ah... Kakak-kakak senior ini terlalu tangguh, sungguh dilema!

Guava without sugar · Urban

The Strongest Senior Brother In History

The first time Yan Zhaoge crossed worlds, he landed in a martial warrior civilization that was at the peak of prosperity. He ended up in the book storage building of the the Divine Palace, which collected and preserved the classics of the entire world from all fields of knowledge. However, a world class calamity struck soon after and even the Divine Palace was destroyed. Yan Zhaoge's soul once again crossed over, but this time he arrived in the same world, except countless years have passed. With his brain full of rare books and classics from the era of peak prosperity, Yan Zhaoge's second crossing over to the present era was like a gamer who was used to playing hell mode suddenly finding himself playing the game on easy. That was just way too awesome. But before that, he needs to fix a certain problem. “I'm not a main character? In fact, I'm actually the the main character's love rival and the antagonistic Mr. Perfect senior martial brother? This script is wrong!”

Kun_Zent · Eastern

Just got divorced and immediately got seduced by the stunning senior sister

With the Heavenly Medical Skills and Peerless Martial Arts under his belt, his master had made him descend the mountain to become a live-in son-in-law, all to temper his character! And his wife was an ice queen, who wouldn't even let him touch her, always wearing a cold expression and even expecting him to fetch water for her footbaths! Now, three years had gone by, and the agreed period had come to an end. Surprisingly, the ice queen of a wife decisively asked for a divorce. But the moment he stepped out of the civil affairs office, he found six stunning beauties standing at the door, whose loveliness made even her feel inferior! The ice queen of a wife, "President Su! You, why are you here?" His senior sister, Su Yumei, "I'm here to pick up my little junior brother! Your former husband!"

Sword pointing to the azure luan · Urban
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Share some funny senior Christmas stories.
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2024-11-25 12:22
One funny senior Christmas story is about an old couple. They decided to decorate their Christmas tree all by themselves as they used to do when they were young. But the grandpa accidentally got tangled in the Christmas lights while trying to put them on the tree. He looked like a human-sized Christmas ornament, and grandma couldn't stop laughing for a long time.
Can you tell me a really funny senior Christmas story?
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2024-11-24 07:15
Sure. There was this elderly gentleman who loved Christmas carols. Every Christmas, he would go around the neighborhood singing them at the top of his lungs. One Christmas, he got a bit carried away while singing 'Jingle Bells' and his false teeth slipped out. He quickly caught them and continued singing as if nothing had happened. His neighbors still laugh about it to this day.
Share some funny senior jokes and stories.
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2024-12-03 09:11
There's a story about an elderly couple. The wife was always misplacing her glasses. One day, the husband found them on her head and said, 'Dear, your glasses have been on a long journey today - all the way to the top of your head!' It's a funny little moment that shows the charm of senior forgetfulness.
Share some senior moments funny stories.
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2024-12-02 12:18
Once, my grandpa was looking for his glasses everywhere. He was turning the house upside down. After half an hour of frantic searching, he found them on his head. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny senior stories and funny medical stories?
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2024-12-03 07:54
Well, here's a funny senior story. There's an elderly lady who loves to knit. One day, she knitted a scarf so long that it could wrap around her house three times. As for a funny medical story, a patient once went to the dentist. The dentist asked him to open his mouth wide, and the patient accidentally let out a huge yawn instead, which made the dentist burst out laughing. The patient was so embarrassed but it was really funny.
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