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Rebirth as a Willow Tree, building the strongest tribe in all of eternity

Upon waking, Jiang Hui found himself to have unbelievably transformed into a willow tree, luckily, he had the Golden Finger by his side. Looking around, he suddenly had a grand dream, that was to create a powerful tribe that could stand the test of time. But what's the story with this Stone Village in the neighboring mountain range? And who is this lad named Shi Hao?! Also, what's the deal with those nine worms dragging a massive bronze coffin?!

Stir-fried pumpkin with northern melon · Eastern

Becoming a Deity from Planting the Bodhi Tree

This year, Ji Jingqiu is 16 years old. To survive, he envisions the Fire House Buddha Prison, plants a bodhi treasure tree, and embarks on the path of martial arts. Many years later, A brilliant light arises, illuminating endless darkness. A towering ancient tree, with emerald green leaves and a canopy like a pavilion, rises with glass-like clarity into the sky, supporting a divine realm of pure land, spanning countless ages, illuminating the three realms and ten directions. On this day, All martial artists under heaven look up to it, like mayflies seeing the blue sky. ... ... "Within there is a bodhi tree, which I planted when I set foot in martial arts, and now it has grown to provide a canopy." "I see everything in the world, and nothing is like me." "That year, I scoured history books, this history without era, I looked horizontally and vertically, and saw those characters – ‘The world’s storms come from us.’” ... — Excerpt from the autobiography of Ji Jingqiu, the proud sun of the martial arts world of today.

Thoughts are not clear. · Eastern

Elf Kingdom: Game of the World Tree

In 'The Elf Kingdom', the War of Gods 1000 years ago caused the fall of the World Tree. In a world where true gods rule, the fall of the elven civilization came soon after. A 1000 years has passed, the new World Tree is now reborn. Eve Yggdrasil, the Mother of Nature, the Goddess of Life, the Great Ruler of Elves, armed with the ability to connect to the Internet on the blue planet. He (yes, He) now must rely on players from the blue planet to help his goal of reviving the past glory of the elves and the World Tree.

Crunch · Games

Global Catastrophe: I Became the World Tree

Winged beasts with a hundred-meter wingspan swooped from the skies above. Bloodthirsty creatures weaved and leapt between skyscrapers, in search of prey. Thunderous beasts shrouded in lightning took steps that shook the earth with each stride. Humans hid, trembling in the city ruins, praying for the protection of the World Tree. Outside the city, a gargantuan tree that eclipsed the sun, opened its eyes. "This is the city under my sanctuary. Leave, or meet your death!" In an instant, all beasts submitted. PS: Mutated Animals + Lord genre! Early-stage main storyline: Tame Mutated Animals and establish power. In the mid to late stages, the protagonist can transform into a human.

Crystal head · Sci-fi

Wizard: Starting from the Skill Tree

Duke wakes up one day to find himself in an era belonging to Wizards, accompanied by a Skill Tree. Skills possessed will become the branches of the tree, and by grinding proficiency, leaves can gradually grow, flowers blossom, and fruits ripen. Pluck the fruit of truth, use infinite knowledge as a fulcrum, and leverage the Endless Plane, I am eternity! [Scythe: Level 2 (0/1300)] At the same time, on the branch of the Skill Tree, that small green bud grew into a tender green leaf. [Scythe Skill Level Up, Gain 0.1 Free Attribute Points]

Yoyo does not eat grass · Eastern

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