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Longevity, starting from being a chicken raising servant

Cultivating immortality was too hard, with no Spiritual Root, Wang Ba accepted his lot in life. He chose to join a Sect, becoming a servant in charge of raising chickens. But the moment he touched a chicken, he realized that his path to immortality might be a little different!

East Sea Fish Head · Eastern

A Core Ship From The Start

Due to his own carelessness, Duanmu Huai finds himself transported into the world of the game "Star Ocean Online." Starting from a humble core capsule, Duanmu Huai ventures across the starry sea to countless worlds. He awakens powers that have long been dormant, confronts threats lurking in the depths of the universe, and sets his sights on dominating the galaxy!

Xibei Cat · Games

Clan Cultivation: Starting from Beast Taming

[Mortal Stream, Family Stream, Farming Stream, Beast Taming Stream, No System] An office worker suddenly found his soul transmigrated to another world, becoming a disciple of a Beast Taming Cultivation family. The story begins with a Cultivation family known as the Zhou Family of Spirit Beasts……

Purple Violet Emperor Of The Middle Heaven · Eastern

Parasite (Gu) Breeding Longveity Path: Starting from the love-enamored Gu

Upon awakening, Zhou Sui finds himself a low-level Qi Refiner in the Cultivation World. Fortunately, he obtains the Supreme Gu God Bowl, which allows him to cultivate various Gu Insects. Cultivating the Spring Autumn Gu can prolong his life and bestow immortality. Cultivating the Golden Cicada Gu grants the ability to revive the dead and regenerate flesh and bone. Cultivating the Dragon Elephant Gu gives him the Power of Dragon Elephant and the Dragon Elephant's Body, making him invulnerable. Yet, the first Gu Insect he cultivates happens to be the Obsession Gu. From then on, he discovers a broad path of cultivation. As time changes and landscapes shift, the only constants are my eternal life and the everlasting Zhou family.

Thousand Lake Zhenren · Eastern

I Can Accumulate Proficiency, Starting from Alchemy

Han Yi accidentally crossed into the Cultivation World and became an outer disciple of the Xuan Dan Sect. Sects, Immortal Countries, Sacred Places, Heavenly Demons—the dangers in the Cultivation World were everywhere. Fortunately, Han Yi had a Skill Panel. Alchemy, Formations, Talismans, Divine Abilities, Magic Skills... Just work hard, and everything will be alright.

March of the Groping Fish · Eastern

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Jin attacked the world

"The most beautiful person in the world is none other than Jiankang, and the most beautiful person in Jiankang is none other than Young Master Yuanjin." As the most beautiful young master of the Great Jin Dynasty, you only know that I'm being thrown around like a cart full of fruits when I go out, that the aristocratic families are competing to get married, and that the gossipy celebrities are proud to be friends with me. However, you don't know that I can pull a five-picul bow, use the fastest knife, ride the fastest horse, and kill the evilest thief... I have spent my whole life guarding the north, suppressing the southern raccoon dogs, breaking Shi Zhao, sweeping away Murong, conquering Cheng Han, and subduing the former Liang…The Five Barbarians have surrendered, and the barbarians from all directions have come to worship. Wherever the rivers go, wherever the sun shines, all of them belong to my Jin territory! He has completed the novels "Bing Jia San Guo" and "Da Song Ming Yue". Book friend group: 313056159

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The Journey of Chinese Comics Starting from Bad People

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Only by working can I maintain my trillions of assets

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The mountains and rivers bid farewell to you

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After the doomsday boss dressed up as a real rich girl,

[1v1, Double Cleansing, Transmigration, Special Ability, Sweet Pet.] The top leader of the apocalyptic base, Song Wan, was attacked by a large number of migrating insects when she was on a mission. In the end, she died under Poison Ivy due to her mental exhaustion. When she woke up, she was the young lady of the Song family, who had been missing for thirteen years and had just been brought back from the mountains to marry in place of her cousin. Everyone in the Song family thought that she had not seen the world and did not allow her to meet guests. They even wanted to force her to marry that sickly person from the Shen family? Grandma threatened her to get out of the Song family and never return if she did not agree to the marriage. Well, if she didn't want to go back, then so be it. Anyway, the Host and she didn't have any feelings for the Song family. As the Song family watched her leave disapprovingly, she turned around and became a big shot that everyone looked up to in various fields. "The Song family doesn't want our niece. We want her." "You don't acknowledge my sister, but I do!" The " sickly person " of the Shen family who was about to die smiled gently." It's not up to others to be picky about my people." The others were speechless.

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