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Trash of the Count's Family [Complete]

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the tr*sh of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, is destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this s*upid tr*sh who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a headache.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life.

Passingbreeze · Fantasy

Flash Marriage: She becomes Mrs. CEO after the Failed Dowry Talk

On the day of receiving the marriage certificate, Nora Northwood broke up with her boyfriend and, for the sake of the dowry of 188,000 dollars her stepfather and mother demanded, she impulsively married a stranger. She viewed the dowry money as a loan, working hard after marriage to pay off the debt, hoping to divorce as soon as it was cleared. However, her husband, who initially despised her, suddenly began to subtly flirt with her. She tried hard to stay indifferent but was pinned down on the bed by him when he was drunk. "Wife, aren't my abs sexy? Don’t you want to touch them?" She really did want to touch, but if she did, could she still get a divorce? How could someone like Lily, just a humble aromatherapist, be suitable for a billionaire husband?

Everlasting Years · Urban

The Way of Basketball: Never Talk Shit to Him!

By the fourth year of Su Wan's career, every league rookie hears the same warning from their coach and veteran teammates: "You can try to impress him. You can even try to defend him. But no matter what—no matter if he hurls the most brutal insults your way—never, ever talk shit to him!"

Love the world indifferently · Sports

After Transmigrating into a Cannon Fodder Character in the 1980s, I Trash Them All

Su Hanyan transmigrates into a novel set in the industrialization period. She becomes a cannon fodder side character - one with a weak personality, who is always being bullied by others and often used as an unlucky sacrificial lamb by the novel's main characters! In the novel, her 'fantastic' mother favors boys over girls. Carrying the mindset of 'sacrificing her daughter's life for the happiness of the family, she is made to give up her job for the female lead and that marks the start of her tragic life. Her family bleeds her dry, just like the female lead. She goes after the same guy as the female lead despite being abused by her husband. It can't be any worse. After recapping the entire story, Su Hanyan tears the script into shreds. There's no way she's going to be cannon fodder! She was never a coward! To deal with these heartless people, she has only one thought. She cannot let them have their way! In two words, f*ck them! Enter the young and talented surgeon, Jin Chen. His looks, capabilities, and family background are top class. He's cold and proud. Many women have tried to woo him but no one has caught his eye. This continues until one day—the usually indifferent Dr. Jin directs his warm and adoring gaze towards a young lady and says, "Anything Yanyan says goes!" Everyone is stunned. How did this random stray from the Su family get you into her hands? "Woo her!" Jin Chen smiles brightly. "I was the one who wooed her. The secret is to be shameless!"

Leaf Whispering Serenely · Urban

As A Trash Collector, I Collected A Imperial Jade Seal

On the first day, Luo Feng went broke and had to go back home. In order to make ends meet, he began to collect trash from house to house. Unexpectedly, he happened to bind the "Treasure Prompter" system. "Ding! There are gallstones in the stomach of the sick cow of the butcher ahead, commonly known as cow treasure, worth 6 million." "Ding! 10 meters ahead, the paper on the wall of the old lady's house is a painting by Tang Bohu, worth 300 million." "Ding! 100 meters ahead, the abandoned whetstone is imperial green jade, worth 1 billion." "Ding! 1000 meters ahead, the woodcutting knife in the woodcutter's hand is a Xizhou's bronze sword, worth 2.5 billion." "Ding! 10,000 meters ahead, the stone that the child hit the water is a Martian meteorite, worth 8.8 billion!" "Since I have this system, who can still see me as a trash collector?" "I am a treasure hunter disguised as a trash collector!" On the first day, Luo Feng passed by the door of a rural quadrangle and saw a child smashing spades with a four-sided object. He went up to pick it up and found that the words "commanded by heaven, both longevity, and eternal prosperity" were engraved on the bottom. "Ding! The child smashing walnuts in front of the house! In his hand is the heirloom jade seal..."

Conquer The Heavens · Urban

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He studied in the Cold Palace for a hundred years and became a sword god after leaving the mountain.

After traveling through the fantasy world, Ye Xuan became the Crown Prince of the Qing Kingdom. However, he was sent to the Cold Palace for maligning the Imperial Consort and was never allowed to enter the palace again. Fortunately, he had awakened the Reading System. He could obtain cultivation techniques, pills, and divine weapons by reading every day. " Read a volume of the Analects of Confucius. Obtained Righteousness Technique." " You have read a volume of the Yellow Emperor Heart Sutra. You have received the Xuanyuan Sword." " You have read a volume of the Medicinal Book of Plants. You have received a Zenith Heaven Golden Pill." Ye Xuan originally only wanted to study in the ancestral hall and did not want to care about the changes in the world. However, hundreds of years later, the dynasty weakened. Heroes fought for supremacy, demons ran amok, and countless factions surged into the capital of the Qing Dynasty. The Qing Dynasty was on the verge of destruction. Just as everyone thought that the Qing Dynasty was about to become history, a golden sword aura soared into the sky from the Cold Palace and slashed everyone into ashes. The sword qi swept across 30,000 miles, and even the immortals in the sky lowered their heads.

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Spy Doctor 1937

In just one night, Tangning, who was a physician in the Department of Digestive Medicine at a 3A hospital in the province, was transported back to 1937! From then on, there was a famous doctor and a mysterious agent in Shanghai!

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Big brother's white moonlight is soft and sweet

There was a transfer student, Shen Ting. She was really sweet. Not only was she good-looking, but her grades were also good. She had suddenly become the moonlight goddess of the entire school. It was also the most dazzling moon in Jiang Ye's heart. Jiang Ye, everyone said that he was crazy. He also thought that he was crazy, but so what? Anyway, it was another lousy life. Later on! He saw a shorty with a soft smile on her face. She was so sweet that he could feel it in his heart at a glance. He thought angrily that she must be seducing him! After that, every time Jiang Ye went to catch her, Shortie was not around. One day, Jiang Ye couldn't take it anymore and pushed Shen Ting against the wall."Are you avoiding me?" "No... no." "Then why are you not around every time I go to look for you?" "Hmm?" Shen Ting's face was flushed red. She was so anxious that she was about to cry."Because I have to study!" 10,000 Moe Points Critical Hit. Jiang Ye thought to himself,"This is really killing me. I'm really going crazy!" (Irascible academic slacker and soft national first love) Good student, look at me. I'm also working hard, so can you not be so afraid of me? For you, I am willing.

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In the realm of ninja, the legend is born

Xinggong Ling sat on the seat of honor and looked around at all the evil forces 'clones. She crossed her fingers and placed them under her chin. The mirror reflected a cold light as she said solemnly," A while ago, the vault of the Xiao Organization was robbed. Xiao Nan's 600 billion detonation talisman was stolen. The murderer is among us. I hope that person will take the initiative to step forward." Phantom Dance Shi Wupeng shrugged his shoulders," You know me, my main body. I've been staying in Limitless City every day without leaving my house. I didn't even agree when that bastard, Fate, wanted to pull me out to bask in the sun." The Sacred Lord, who was still in his statue form, said helplessly,"Original body, you understand me. You haven't even returned the talisman to me. Do you think I have the ability to cause trouble like this?" Aizen Yuusuke pushed up his glasses and smiled gently." You know me, my main body. I haven't finished creating the Void Ring and the Corpse Soul World. I don't have time to care about other things." Gudazi spread his hands and said innocently," You know me, main body. If it was us, the Chaldeans, who made a move, it would not be just 600 billion. Even that person is mine." ……

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Immortal Qin Han Tang, this history is very strange

The six countries were conquered, the four seas were pacified, and the Qin Immortal Emperor ended the chaotic world. When he sealed Mount Tai, the heavens summoned him, divine items descended from the heavens, and five-colored divine light illuminated thousands of people… After that, the world rose and the structure of the world changed drastically. During the change, demons were born, ghosts ran amok, and foreign countries beyond the sky wreaked havoc… The human race suffered in the cracks and fought back in despair. There were hundreds of philosophers who studied for generations to create techniques, establish sects, and suppress evil. There were geniuses who went through hardships to seize opportunities, establish power, and protect a region... There was also a generation of immortal emperor Qin who appeared out of nowhere. He used Mount Tai as his foundation to exterminate evil and drive away anomalies. After a thousand years, he swept across the eight wastelands and established an immortal dynasty in the world. He was called Immortal Qin and created a pure land for the human race. In the 3,000 years of the Great War, the Liu family's great ancestor killed the demon dragon and gathered heroes to rise. He built a divine court in the southwest of Xianqin, spread the divine dao to the world, established the supreme divine Han, replaced the heart of heaven with my heart, and transformed the heaven of Han… In the five thousand years of the Great War, Li Taizong's martial arts reached the heavens. He broke through the underworld, recruited heroes, sent troops from all directions, conquered seventy-two foreign countries, established the Holy Court in the southeast of the Shenhan Dynasty, spread martial arts all over the world, and opened the era of the Shengtang Dynasty... Ji Yuan looked at the ancient book in his hand, his expression very interesting.

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