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King of Creation

Overnight, young Ye Zhen suddenly discovered he had acquired a strange new ability! The meaningless cries of animals and insects in the mountains entering his ears began to sound quite different. "Quick, brother," squeaked the mouse brothers, "the treasure in the back hill that can make us grow dozens of times in size is about to drop, let's go!" A swarm of mosquitoes buzzed, "Those two guys are here again, brothers, let's get them and have a feast!" A Cloud Winged Young Tiger faced Ye Zhen and let out one fearsome roar after another, "Mommy's not home, don't come any closer, come any closer and I'll eat you!" Everything changed because of this!

Pig Sanbu · Eastern

Dragon Genesis: Aku Bisa Menciptakan Naga

'Apakah omong kosong ini benar-benar terjadi padaku?' Itulah reaksi pertama Kael Carter ketika dia melihat sekelompok pendeta bersujud di hadapannya, memujanya sebagai 'Pahlawan.' Selama beberapa waktu, dia benar-benar mengira itu hanyalah salah satu mimpinya, sampai kenyataan menamparnya. Ini nyata… Dia benar-benar dipanggil ke dunia fantasi di mana sihir ada. Sebuah dunia Penjinak Binatang. Sebuah dunia di mana Manusia dan Binatang Ajaib tumbuh menjadi lebih kuat bersama. Sebuah dunia yang seharusnya dia, sebagai Pahlawannya, lindungi. Responsnya? "Tidak mungkin!" Bagaimana dia bisa melindungi seluruh dunia ketika bahkan membuka stoples acar saja seperti pertarungan hidup-mati baginya? Dia bukanlah seorang Pahlawan. Dan untuk membuktikannya, dia memutuskan untuk meletakkan tangannya di 'Orb Rezonansi' yang seharusnya 'mengonfirmasi identitasnya sebagai Pahlawan.' Tapi kemudian, [Ding!] Dia mendengar suara. [Bakat Terbangkitkan.] [Nama Bakat: Dragon Genesis] [Peringkat Bakat: Peringkat SSS] [Deskripsi:] [Kekuatan untuk mengubah binatang manapun yang memiliki setitik Darah Naga menjadi Naga dewasa.] 'Apa-apaan ini…? Aku... Aku bisa menciptakan Naga…?' Kael tidak percaya dengan apa yang dia lihat. Di dunia di mana Naga adalah Legenda hidup—makhluk dengan kekuatan, kebijaksanaan, dan daya yang tak tertandingi, Di dunia di mana seluruh Kerajaan gemetar melihat hanya satu Naga. Dia bisa menciptakan... pasukan Naga?

SleepDeprivedSloth · Fantasy

Dragon Genesis: I Can Create Dragons

‘Is this shit actually happening to me?’ That was Kael Carter’s first reaction when he saw a bunch of priests kowtowing in front of him, worshiping him as the ‘Hero.’ For a good while, he actually thought it was just another one of his dreams, until reality hit him. It was real… He was actually summoned to a fantasy world where magic exists. A world of Beast Tamers. A world where Humans and Magic Beasts grow stronger together. A world he, as its supposed Hero, was meant to protect. His response? “Fuck no!” How was he supposed to protect an entire world when even opening a jar of pickles was like a life-or-death battle to him? He was no Hero. And to prove it, he decided to place his hand on the ‘Orb of Resonance’ that was supposed to ‘confirm his identity as the Hero.’ But then, [Ding!] He heard a sound. [Talent Awakened.] [Talent Name: Dragon Genesis] [Talent Rank: SSS Rank] [Description:] [Power to turn any beast with even the slightest trace of Dragon Blood in them into a full-grown Dragon.] ‘What in the hell…? I... I can create Dragons…?’ Kael couldn’t believe what he was seeing. In a world where Dragons were living Legends—creatures of unparalleled strength, wisdom, and power, In a world where entire Kingdoms tremble at the sight of just one Dragon. He could create… an army of them? ... AI-Generated Cover. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/qZHRTHGdZG If the link does not work for some reason, DM me: SleepDeprivedSloth

SleepDeprivedSloth · Fantasy

Drachen Genesis: Ich kann Drachen erschaffen

'Passiert mir dieser Scheiß wirklich?' Das war Kael Carters erste Reaktion, als er eine Gruppe von Priestern sah, die sich vor ihm verbeugten und ihn als den 'Helden' verehrten. Eine ganze Weile dachte er tatsächlich, es sei nur ein weiterer seiner Träume, bis die Realität ihn einholte. Es war real... Er wurde tatsächlich in eine Fantasiewelt beschworen, in der Magie existiert. Eine Welt der Tierbändiger. Eine Welt, in der Menschen und Magische Bestien gemeinsam stärker werden. Eine Welt, die er als ihr vermeintlicher Held beschützen sollte. Seine Antwort? "Auf keinen Fall!" Wie sollte er eine ganze Welt beschützen, wenn selbst das Öffnen eines Gurkenglas für ihn wie ein Kampf auf Leben und Tod war? Er war kein Held. Und um das zu beweisen, beschloss er, seine Hand auf die 'Resonanzkugel' zu legen, die 'seine Identität als Held bestätigen' sollte. Aber dann, [Ding!] Er hörte ein Geräusch. [Talent Erwacht.] [Talentname: Drachen Genesis] [Talent Rang: SSS Rang] [Beschreibung:] [Macht, jede Bestie mit auch nur der geringsten Spur von Drachenblut in sich in einen ausgewachsenen Drachen zu verwandeln.] 'Was zum Teufel...? Ich... Ich kann Drachen erschaffen...?' Kael konnte nicht glauben, was er sah. In einer Welt, in der Drachen lebende Legenden waren – Kreaturen von unvergleichlicher Stärke, Weisheit und Macht, In einer Welt, in der ganze Königreiche beim Anblick nur eines Drachen erzittern. Er konnte... eine Armee von ihnen erschaffen?

SleepDeprivedSloth · Fantasy

Sacred Souls: Genesis

After transmigrating to a world similar to Earth, Jiang Qiao was approached by a former goddess—Ocean Blue. As Bluestar is also on the verge of collapse from invaders of other worlds, Jiang Qiao must find a way to save this one. With the ability to create a virtual game world, he creates the world of Sacred Souls. In order for this new world to grow, it has to devour other worlds. Thus, the greediest, most cunning, and horrible beings came into existence—Players.

Sister’s Bride · Games

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