funny electric fence and lawn mower story
On March 1, 1999, during the old era, a gigantic six-winged creature with a bloodshot giant eyeball at the center of its six wings suddenly appeared over the land of Gaul, resembling an "angel" descending on earth! On January 27, 2000, during the old era, an enormous flaming giant, wearing a crown, emerged in the Arctic Iceland, standing hundreds of meters tall. The ice and snow melted, the earth collapsed, and the civilian casualties amounted to a hundred thousand! On February 13, 2000, during the old era, Mount Fuji erupted, and a colossal beast resembling an upright lizard emerged from molten lava. Three days later, the island of Honshu fell under its wrath. During the old era... In 123 during the new era, Chu Lingjun transmigrated into this terrifying world, but he possessed an electric eel clone. As the electric eel grew stronger, so did Chu Lingjun, and this electric eel could continuously devour and evolve without limit! As the body of the electric eel grew larger, reaching hundreds of meters, then kilometers, and even transforming into a dragon, Chu Lingjun's became increasingly powerful. The people around Chu Lingjun started to change their attitude towards him. His mother asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" His relatives asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" His friends asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" Strange beasts asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" Chu Lingjun was dumbfounded.
BQ: SNOWBALL! Snowball: Wh-what Master? BQ: Did I ask for your help? Snowball: N-no Master BQ: Your @ss is grass, and I'm the lawn mower. You're gonna find out what snow does in summer. PAIN, lots and lots of PAIN! Snowball: oh, HELL