mental hospital funny stories

Réincarné avec les Pouvoirs de Contrôle Mental dans un Autre Monde.

``` Quel enfer ? Je me suis réincarné dans un autre monde. [Choisir une classe] [Classe Monstre ou Humain ?] Classe Monstre. [Flagelleur Mental] Ouais, je choisis Flagelleur Mental. Je vais hypnotiser ma belle-mère MILF à gros cul et ses trois filles pour mon usage. putain!!?? Des filles Ogre au corps sexy et aux gros seins, je ne vais pas rater ça. "Mets-toi nue et penche-toi, fille." "oui, maître." Attends ? cette fille bête a 6 seins et tout le monde déteste ça, mec, pourquoi ? C'est le ciel. Ceux qui se mettent en travers de mon chemin se tueront en me regardant dans les yeux et toutes les femmes qui me refusent recevront ma semence sacrée même sans leur consentement. [La grammaire jusqu'au chapitre 115 n'est pas très bonne... mais ça vaut la peine de lire. Après ça, tout est bon.] [La couverture n'est pas à moi, contactez-moi pour la retirer.] [Note : CHAQUE PERSONNAGE DE CE ROMAN A PLUS DE 18 ANS ET ILS SONT ADULTES LÉGALEMENT SELON LES RÈGLES DU MONDE SUR LESQUELLES CETTE HISTOIRE EST BASÉE.] [Discord: https://discord.gg/wEMdgmkt9Q] ```

Night_phantom · Fantasy

Reencarnado com os Poderes de Controle Mental em Outro Mundo.

``` Que inferno? Eu reencarnei em outro mundo. [Escolha a classe] [Classe Monstro ou Humano?] Classe Monstro. [Flare Mental] Sim, eu escolho Flare Mental. Vou Hipnotizar minha madrasta MILF com uma bunda enorme e suas três filhas para meu uso. Que porra é essa!!?? Garotas Ogro com corpos sexys e seios enormes, não vou perder essa. "tire a roupa e abaixe-se, garota." "sim, mestre." Espera? essa garota besta tem 6 seios e todo mundo odeia isso, mano, por quê? Isso é o paraíso. Aqueles que atravessarem meu caminho se matarão ao olhar nos meus olhos e todas as mulheres que me negarem receberão minha semente sagrada mesmo sem o consentimento delas. [A Gramática até o Capítulo 115 não é tão boa... mas vale a leitura. Depois disso, está tudo bom.] [A capa não é minha, me contate para removê-la.] [Nota: TODO PERSONAGEM DESTE ROMANCE É MAIOR DE 18 ANOS E SÃO LEGALMENTE ADULTOS CONFORME AS REGRAS DO MUNDO EM QUE ESTA HISTÓRIA É BASEADA.] [Discord: https://discord.gg/wEMdgmkt9Q] ```

Night_phantom · Fantasy

Love in a Mental Hospital

Patient: What is a mental illness? Doctor: Are you in love? Patient: Yes Doctor: Then you have a mental illness. Patient: Which textbook says that? I don't believe it! Doctor: "No book, but you can refer to 涼宮ハルヒ."

The Raven That Passes By · Urban

Hospital 444

Dai Lin became a surgeon at a strange hospital. Here, they don't treat diseases but various horrific and mysterious curses! Divided into the Resentful Spirit Department, Malicious Ghost Department, Evil Ghost Department, Fierce Spirit Department, and the enigmatic Demons Department... The eerie hospital, however, had some bewildering rules: First, believe that the hospital is called Hospital 444, not 666 Hospital. Second, between midnight and four in the morning, doctors and nurses must never enter the outpatient area. Third, if you experience a severe headache and notice an inverted cross on your forehead, immediately seek treatment at the hospital's Demons Department. Fourth, all doctors in the hospital wear white masks. If you see a doctor with a red mask, ignore them and make sure they do not realize you can see them. Fifth... And Dai Lin obtained a magical artifact, a pair of the Devil's Eye —the left eye could detect, sense, and attack, while the right eye could imprison, seal, and even devour and absorb. And the source of all the terror in this hospital was the director who had never been seen by anyone...

Black spark · Fantasy

The Strong One Who Walked Out of the Mental Hospital

I'm not crazy; I'm just an ordinary person living in a mental hospital, seeking to become stronger.

Xinfeng · Action

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What are some interesting mental hospital funny stories?

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2024-12-11 11:28

A patient in a mental hospital was convinced that he was a great chef. He would gather up all kinds of random things like leaves from the courtyard and some old magazines and start 'preparing a grand meal'. He would stir the mixture in an empty bowl and offer it to other patients, saying it was his 'specialty dish'.

A funny novel of the mental hospital type

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2026-03-25 02:00

He recommended a few novels. " Entertainment: Counting the Top 10 Breakup Poetry at the Beginning." The author was Hao Li, a novel written by an urban entertainment star. The protagonist received a video editing system and became popular after releasing the " Counting the Top Ten Breakup Poems in History " on Valentine's Day. After that, he took stock of all kinds of top ten poems and became an all-around superstar. " Superhuman, Starting from the Sign In." The author was Campus Your Brother Yuan, a sci-fi super-tech novel. Super divine prose, slow to heat up, male protagonist Jiang Cheng, female protagonist Du Qiangwei and many others, male protagonist underwear thief crazy demon and other strange settings. " Infinite Courting Death ", by Lord Tiger-skin Cat, a novel about the infinite universe. The main character Zhu Jue was mentally ill. The story of the infinite flow was super funny. Although it was once a eunuch, the corpse was renewed. The front was super happy and the back was a little boring. Be careful. " Unlimited Naruto ", author Yi Anz, light novel derived from doujin novel. Naruto Doujinshi, where the main character transmigrated to Naruto World. Everyone knew that the main character would unify the Shinobu world in the future, and the story after the main character was arrested by Muye was a bit like a plot. " Covering the Sky: This Peak Emperor-to-be Realm is about to die." The author was a country bumpkin who wanted to enter the city. It was a fantasy novel. Covering the sky and the same person, the protagonist Luo Yan transmigrated to the peak of Emperor-to-be. If he did not want to die, he would go down the mountain to travel. There were also settings such as traversing through the Space-time Immortal Mirror. The first few chapters were childish and the subsequent chapters gradually became better. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Can you share some mental hospital funny stories?

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2024-12-11 07:10

There was a patient who believed he was a magician. He would try to 'pull a rabbit out of a hat' all day long. But his hat was just an old baseball cap. He would pretend to reach deep into it and then pull out things like a crumpled tissue and claim it was a 'fluffy bunny'. His constant attempts and the silly things he 'produced' made everyone around him laugh.

Can you share some funny mental hospital stories?

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2024-11-30 23:22

Once there was a patient in a mental hospital who thought he was a famous singer. Every day he would hold an invisible microphone and sing at the top of his lungs. His performances were so passionate that even the nurses couldn't help but laugh sometimes.

The stories of the patients in the mental hospital

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2026-03-22 00:14

[Strange Revival: A monthly god-level lottery draw.]

A mysterious gray fog enveloped the entire world. After the gray fog dissipated, the strange world opened. [Gluttony: Seducing people to eat and drink until they die.] [Succubus: Causing people to lose their rationality and be dominated by their desires.] [Zombie: A living person turns into a corpse and becomes a puppet that only knows how to suck blood.] An adult would be marked once a month. If they wanted to survive, they could only enter the Strange World to absorb the precious Strange Qi. Li Qinghe had been strangely marked when he turned eighteen. Just as he was panicking, he was bound to the god-level lottery system. He had drawn one of the Seventy-two Techniques of Earth Fiend, Sword Technique. Comprehending the Innate Qi, slaying humans, slaying monsters, slaying gods! He had drawn the Divine Physique, Pure Yang Sacred Body. Succubus, right? Sucking my Yang energy? Today, I'll make sure you can't eat it! He had drawn Weapon Refining Arts, Pill Refining Arts, Connate Numinous treasures, and… Countless years later, Li Qinghe, who had maxed out all his skills and equipment, entered the Strange World. He pointed his sword at the gray fog that extended to the end of the horizon and said calmly," You are the source of the disaster, the ancestor of the Strange?" The gray fog slowly parted, and Li Qinghe took a closer look. "F * ck!"

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What is love, accompany a lifetime, go to the mountains and rivers together. Hell Head x Heavenly God When Li Zexi died, his curled up body was nailed to a wooden stake. Jiang Zhi just stood under the moonlight, his eyes cold like the stars. "I found you." If the path you take towards me is dark and dull, I will always guarantee that the stars in the sky will protect you. "You are only yourself. There is no need to live for others." "There are so many things in this world. I don't want anything but you." (Ghosts, demon beasts, feng shui, folk customs, group portraits, family fun ~)

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Someone once said that the happiest people in China today were actually the middle class. They had a monthly income of 30,000 to 40,000 yuan. If they exceeded 10 million yuan, trouble would come. Meng Fei was a little confused. As a reborn person, he seemed to be unable to kill the sky and the earth in an instant. His assets could not be listed on various lists. He had always felt that he was a husky who had mixed into a pack of wolves and was trying his best to live.

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Brilliant Pen Plan: Green Lotus Sword Song

" Magic Pen Project " was a collaboration between King of Glory and Yuewen Group. In the first event, Mobile Legends invited 25 well-known authors to create stories about kings based on Mobile Legends 'worldview and hero settings. How many poems could write down the beauty of this prosperous world, and how many swords could cut down the evil that lingered in the darkness? The young Li Bai drew his sword and walked into the Boundless Secular World. He brought wine and swords, poems and songs, and a group of like-minded "hero" companions behind him. When the city was in danger, there was more than one person who stood up! Challenge all evil!

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Strongest defense in history

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