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Epic of Caterpillar

A young man dies from a merciless fever, only to be reincarnated in the World of Genesis—a brutal land of swords, magic, and a god-like System that governs all life. He is reborn as the lowest of the low: a defenseless caterpillar. But fate has granted her a monstrous gift. As Kireina, she can consume any creature and steal its powers, skills, and very essence. Using her cunning mind and extraordinary adaptability, she claws her way through a world that wants nothing more than to devour her alive. Through relentless evolution and sheer willpower, Kireina gathers devoted followers and builds a fearsome monster kingdom from the ground up. In a realm ruled by humans, ancient horrors, and arrogant gods who conspire for her death, she carves out her own destiny. To those who stand against her, there are only two options: Submit… or become her next meal. Over 350000+ Words available for FREE! You can check the Illustrations of the Novel's characters in the first Auxiliary Chapter!

PancakesWitch · Fantasy

The Epic Tale of Chaos vs Order

Thousands of years ago, humankind left the Old World. We enter a new age where science and magic are no longer opposing concepts. With these new opportunities came danger in the form of the Dark Races and the ones that named themselves Gods. However, if there was one thing humans were good at was their ability to destroy. Humankind fought and carved a bloody path into the new world. Cain's luck had never been good, but his destiny changed forever once he decided to harden his heart and face the world without fear or hesitation. --Godslayer Humankind's motto.-- We can comprehend the supernatural. We can dominate the supernatural. We can kill the supernatural - Adam, Emperor of Godslayer Humankind, The First Titan. Current schedule: 21 chapters a week. Bonus chapters: Over 600 power stones: 3 extra chapters. Over 800 power stones: 6 extra chapters. Over 1200 power stones: 9 extra chapters. Discord channel: https://discord.gg/R666sNEdrU

Redsunworld · Fantasy

Epic of Ice Dragon: Reborn As An Ice Dragon With A System

A young man's life takes an unexpected turn when he meets an untimely demise, buried beneath an avalanche. As he breathes his last, he hears the echoes of mechanical voices resonating in his head, granting him a multitude of wishes in the form of Skills, Fortunes, and a new Body. Reborn as an Ice Dragon, Drake finds himself thrust into a fantastical realm reminiscent of Norse Mythology known as Yggdrasil. This world, however, holds more surprises than he could have ever imagined. It is not only a realm of fantasy but also a Cultivation World, blending two seemingly disparate concepts into one. Join him on his journey as he explores this enchanting world, navigating its treacherous landscapes and encountering deadly monsters along the way. As he fights for survival, he seeks to find his place in this new existence and discover the purpose that drives him forward. Yet, he soon realizes that he is not alone in this reincarnated state. Others have been granted wishes as well, and the collision of their desires threatens to plunge the world into utter chaos. This is a tale of rebirth and transformation—a man's evolution from a humble Dragon Pup to the indomitable Strongest Dragon King. Along his path, he will forge new alliances, face formidable foes, and gradually establish a place he can truly call home.

PancakesWitch · Fantasy

Steampunk: Sixth Era Epic

Arriving in a new world where the steam industry was booming, he inherited a three-story apartment on the capital's royal square, took in someone else's cat, and listened to the whispers at his ear, ready to witness this mysterious and bizarre era. The epic of the Sixth Era was about to commence, and behind the curtain, The Chosen One was destined to step into legend. Old Gods, Relics, steam, witches, detectives, ancient secrets, the Era's brilliance... "Would you like to play a round of Roder Cards?" Time engraved the hours, as Silvermoon illuminated the shadows. I compose your legend, you whisper your verses to me.

Salty Fish Pilot · Games

Apocalypse: I Can See the HP Bar, Killing Monsters Drops Loot

April 4th. The apocalypse descended, mountains and rivers shattered, and the human world turned into purgatory. April 5th. "Brother Wang Tao, before I die, I ask you for a favor, please take care of my wife..." April 7th. Wang Tao unexpectedly discovered that he could not only see the HP bars of living creatures but also that the creatures he killed would drop loot! "Rest in peace, Big Brother. I will definitely take good care of your wife!"

Mountain Ghost Holds the Pen · Sci-fi

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon · Fantasy

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Blue-white Sky · Games

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2019-04-04

AN ACTUAL SUMMARY/REVIEW! Also posted on RRL (a.k.a Royal Road Legends), this story has 84 chapters! Therefore, expect quick updates. There is No Epic Loot, Only Puns is the hilarious story of a dungeon core named Delta. If you don’t know what a dungeon core novel is, it’s a story about the main character being reincarnated as a dungeon core/master. If you don’t know what THAT is... you have something wrong with you... but it’s the person who runs a dungeon, spawns the monsters, builds the levels, etc. If you don’t know what a dungeon is- I have nothing to say to you. Summary: Delta “spawns” in near the town of Durence, a place with little to no mans, and everyone is stuck in the same routines. With her arrival, the townspeople start to “wake up” from the influx of mana- except that all of them came to Durence to escape. All of them are powerful figures, who for some reason or another, wanted to leave the greater world and retreat to an unknown town in he middle of nowhere. It was picked for its lack of mana- but Delta is now bringing it back. And Delta isn’t your traditional dungeon core either, not when she’s made a choice. No killing people. Of course, this means no loot, only epic puns! Writing Quality: 5:5 Great grammar, spelling, etc. Stability of Updates: 5/5 Here, it’ be amazing, especially since it has 84 chapters on the original site. Even in the original site, it updates quickly. Story Development: 5/5 No overused cliches, the plot keeps on moving along, no “filler” chapters because everything is interesting. Character Design: 5/5 Wow, just wow. Every single one of the characters are beautiful and unique, from Deo (omg I love Deo) to Grim (I love Grin too) to Nu (best puns, I love Nu so much) and Luna (really I just love them all). World Background: 5/5 No info dumps, we receive the information in a way that feels natural and easy to understand. Scattered throughout, there’s also VERY interesting interludes about characters in other parts of the world. It’s well fleshed-out. Overall: 5/5 An amazing read that breaks from the standard mold. If you hate cliches, this is for you! If you love unique characters, this is for you! If you love puns, this is for you! If you’re at all a good person, READ IT. Tags: Female Lead; Puns; Humor; Fantasy; LitRPG; Mushrooms (omg the mushrooms); Dungeons If you want more actual reviews, not just, “Wow I love this,” and, “Worst story ever,” or, “Hahahahaha,” please like this comment!

There is no Epic Loot, Only Puns

Stewart92 · Fantasy

30 Chs

MurderByNumbers

2020-12-31

Immature male humor (awesome) Puns puns and more puns Loads of cultural references Light read, good character development, funny af xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

My Pick Up Artist System

SamsaraWithWords · Urban

345 Chs

Play the Nobel Prize

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Dressed as the sister of a vicious concubine

Shen Jianing was the youngest daughter of the Prime Minister's wife, and her sister was the most favored Imperial Consort in the Six Palaces. She had a noble status and outstanding looks. He had thought that after getting the script of a winner in life, all he had to do was wait for his death. However, she did not expect that as she walked, she would actually go astray. She had saved her biological sister, but she had become a sick child. When she was terminally ill, Shen Jianing accidentally discovered that being close to Qin Que could extend her lifespan. In order to live and enjoy the glory and wealth, Shen Jianing set her sights on Qin Que. When someone bullied Qin Que, she would pull out her sister to suppress them. When Qin Que had no food to eat, she would hold the pastries that she couldn't bear to eat and fawn over him. When Qin Que scolded her, she would only squat at the side and draw circles pitifully. She had protected Qin Que as if he was a child. She had thought that she would be able to keep him when he grew up, so that she could live past a hundred years old. However, he didn't expect that after he grew up, this brat's wings would grow hard. He went to the border and disappeared.

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Pirate's Refreshing Crystal

When Ke Er was playing Mobile Legends, he had just started a Golden Ranked game when he inexplicably came to One Piece's world. Moreover, he had even dressed up here, so don't expect to have a D in his name. He couldn't be a strong second generation, nor could he be an official second generation. In One Piece's world, there were still countless powerhouses. Ke Er suspected that he might not survive past three episodes. Fortunately, the Refreshing Crystal that he had bought while playing the game had fused with his soul and transmigrated with him. In order to survive in this world, Ke Er could only work hard in cultivation. As long as he didn't die from training, he would train to his death.

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Pokémon Modifier

30 years old, an otaku. His job was to sell customized 6V sprites on the Peach Fullness Network. He had just received a big order and had yet to finish it when he transmigrated to the real sprite world. With a certain bird that had just been modified to have the "Picking Up" characteristic, There was also a certain cheat that could change the flash, change the characteristics, and change the race and individual points. However, who could tell him why there was only half of his golden finger? And, Silly Bird, put down the Gaioka in your mouth! Looking at the Ancient Moon Bird that had brought Gaio home, Hu Yang suddenly felt uneasy. -- This book is also known as Pokémon's Life from Zero.

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The image of the Imperial Concubine as a salted fish has collapsed again.

Yu Tian had transmigrated into the book and became the demon concubine who had caused disaster in the book. In order to avoid a tragic death, Yu Yao decided to wear a small vest to develop wretchedly, just to be a qualified salted fish and avoid the sharpness of the male and female leads. An imperial edict descended from the sky, and Yu Yao became the new imperial consort. What palace fight? What fight for favor? Sorry, bengong only wants to be a qualified salted fish, to endure the emperor to death, and to be the imperial concubine. It was rumored that the Emperor of the Beijin Kingdom was as handsome as a god, and he was bloodthirsty. He also suffered from some unspeakable illness. Therefore, he had been in power for many years and had few children. He only had one crown prince. Yu Yao had originally thought that she and the dog Emperor were not fated to be together in this lifetime. However, she did not expect that after entering the palace, the dog Emperor would flip her card every few days. "Emperor, your body is not good. You should rest early." One night, Yu Yao was forced to the foot of the bed. "My beloved consort will know after tonight whether my body is alright or not." After a night, the emperor ate the marrow and refused to stop. Yu Tian, who was originally determined to be a salted fish to the end, had accidentally become the Emperor's favorite. He had also accidentally exposed all kinds of small identities that blinded everyone's eyes. He had also accidentally raised the Crown Prince who would unify the world in the future and directly walked to the peak of his life.

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