funny car salesman stories

Car Racing without Money

Chen Xiangbei, a F1 driver, is reborn back to 2008, originally wanting to become a low-key high school student, but accidentally leads an entire era. 【There are only cowardly people, not cowardly cars. If anyone is dissatisfied, shift to second gear, rev up to 7200, and go for it!】【Remember, when cornering on mountain roads, you must use the drainage ditch.】【No matter how fast the AE86 is, it can't catch up with the Benz that Natsuki sits in, but my Corolla can.】【Schumacher is indeed strong, but he's old. The future will be my era!】 "If you're so amazing, why don't you go race in F1?" "I don't have money!"

Infinite loop · Urban

Car-hailing Driver: Rewards from Complaints

Yang Chen, an online car-hailing driver, is bound to a "Negative Reviews Reward" system. As long as he does not compromise with unreasonable passengers, he can receive rewards if he receives negative reviews or complaints. Passenger: Driver, I want you to drive the car upstairs for me. My new Hongxing shoes got wet and dirty. Are you going to compensate me? Yang Chen: Miss, this is a car, how can I drive it upstairs? Passenger: I don't care, you have to drive it upstairs. Aren't you an online car-hailing driver supposed to serve passengers? Do you believe I'll give you a negative review? Platform: Dear driver, we regret to inform you that you have received a negative review and have been complained about by the customer. System: "Congratulations, Master, for earning a negative review through your capability, and you are rewarded with 28% ownership of the Peninsula Hotel." ……

King of the Clouds · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

F1: The Absolute Feeling of the Car

At the final F1 race in Abu Dhabi, amidst a sea of red flags surging in the audience stands, Wu Shi was involved in a car crash, flew off the track and died. When he woke up again, he was back in 2007. This year, the ambitious Touge officially joined McLaren, aiming for the annual championship. This year, the old man was still the young Hamilton, who had just stepped onto the F1 stage and had not yet gone to Mercedes to start a seven-crown dynasty. This year, Verstappen has just moved into the karting mini-max category and is about to sweep the calendar and make his mark. This year, Zhou Guanyu, China's future number one F1 driver, started to get involved in karting under the guidance of Ma Qinghua. This year, it seems as if nothing has started, yet it seems as if everything has already happened. When Wu Shi stood by the track again, he recalled the 80G collision during the championship year and his extreme fear of the speed of the car. He thought he would never have the courage to sit in a monocoque again. Until a voice came from behind. "Hi! Are you Wu Shi? How about we run a race?" "What? Are you afraid? Are all Chinese people so lacking in confidence?

Sigrid_Ankertna · Sports

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

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