sakura is so useless fanfiction

One Piece: So What If I Sin, Lie, and Lust? I'm Still a Good Marine

During an internal Navy hearing, the top brass conducted a serious inquiry into Rogers Daren, the so-called "scum of the Marines" and Admiral of the North Blue. "You’ve had improper relations with royal princesses and noble ladies from multiple North Blue kingdoms?" "I call it showing care for the people." Marines High Command: … "How do you explain the absurdly high salaries of the North Blue Marines under your command?" "Well, with what the HQ pays, how else do you expect them to risk their lives?" Marines High Command: (ーー`) "Why is the North Blue fleet equipped with technology from Germa?" "That’s just military-civilian cooperation. Germa 66 was moved by my sense of justice." Marines High Command: (○_○) "And how do you explain the unusual deaths of a Celestial Dragon in the North Blue?" Daren sighed. "A maritime accident… truly unfortunate. I personally express my deepest condolences." Marines High Command: (._.?) And so begins the story of a rebellious, unorthodox Marine.

PinkSnake · Anime & Comics

Reborn as Ning Rongrong, So What?

After accidentally transmigrating into Douluo Dalu and becoming Ning Rongrong, the little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda Clan, how will she—armed with knowledge of the original plot—make the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda even greater? Join Shrek Academy? No, no—perhaps there’s another choice… --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam

Ferasam · Anime & Comics

Naruto: Reborn as Sakura with Manyuu Chifusa Template

Okazumi Tsutomu lived an ordinary life, but it was in death that his life would truly start. Tsutomu is given the chance to reincarnate in Naruto's world as Haruno Sakura with cheats. Unfortunately for him, he is given the wrong character template cheat due to a clerical error: the Let’s Aim to Become the Best Kunoichi, Kyuun~ Manyuu Chifusa Breast Flow System. With this joke of a system that allows her to steal other women's breasts, can the new Sakura survive until the end of the story? Or is there more to Breast Flow than meets the eye? Read and find out! (This will mostly be a comedy, so don't expect too much degeneracy or smut lol)

Azure_Abyss · Anime & Comics

I Just Wanted a Quiet Life... So Why Am I an Uma Musume Trainer?!

“The world is always wrong.” After surviving high school with my cynical wit and a complete lack of romantic progress, I—Hikigaya Hachiman was ready to live a peaceful, uneventful life. No youth, no drama, no forced social interaction. That dream came to a crashing halt when I somehow woke up in a world where horse girls—yes, literal girls with horse ears and tails—race professionally while chasing their dreams. And apparently… I’m now their trainer. Me. The guy whose idea of teamwork is "doing everything myself to avoid dealing with people." Special Week smiles at me like I’m her hero. Tokai Teio asks for advice like I have wisdom. Mejiro McQueen demands a training plan like I know what I’m doing. Spoiler: I don’t. But every race pulls me deeper. Every tear, every laugh, every finish line crossed… I start to understand these girls. Maybe... just maybe... This world isn’t as wrong as I thought. A loner, a realist, and a former Service Club ghost becomes the heart of a new team. This is the story of how I, Hikigaya Hachiman, became the most reluctant—and possibly the most effective—Uma Musume trainer this world has ever seen. ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

DaoistRoeoNQQQ · Video Games

So What if I Transmigrated into a Honkai Beast?

From mosquito to Star God. From the Previous Era to Honkai: Star Rail. This is a path of non-human evolution, a path of empire establishment, spanning the Honkai Universe. The first half is pure異獸 - Honkai Previous Era (the pure Honkai storyline ends here); The interlude will be a Genshin Impact short story (the author's nonsensical prophecies); The second half will be Honkai: Star Rail (a story of the interstellar cosmos, various Neta, and a few elements from the Honkai Current Era).

Aleph_0 · Video Games

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