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The Sugar Mommy System: The Evil Young Master is Villain!!!
Author: Cultured_Daoist69
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[ Warning; Mature Content! Harem ] [ Warning: Dark Fantasy... ] [ Key genre: Xianxia, Xuanhuan... Sophisticated words, you heard it correctly juniors, this forbidden scripture possesses sophisticated words so stop bitching about it, aside from Mc no other character uses raw modern words and slang, ] Are you looking for a Smart and intelligent Mc? Are you also looking for Villain Mc? Well, search no more! — Thy, The primordial Saint Lord, Ruler of absolute Truth, has brought another forbidden scripture for wondering Daoists who are seeking wisdom, to get enlightenment. This demonic lustful scripture follows the journey of a cold, cunning, and lazy Daoist named Bai Lung, who is equipped with a Sugar Mommy system, ready to hunt some chosen son of heaven. ........... Tags: |Smart Mc| Adult Content | Harem| Cultivation | Op Mc| System-Mc relationship| Taboo| Villain | Massacre | Cold and cunning MC | No-Beta Mc| et... --------- Beta: Arrghhhh- Another boring braindead cultivation novel, I am tired of this shit. Author: I presume so, Beta: Shut Up! You shouldn't die. Author: I mean, we are all dying. Beta: "..." ? Author: if you have done barking, could you step aside and stop polluting the air, I would appreciate it. Beta: Aaarghh- you... Same villain novel, stealing the luck from this protagonist, that protagonist, sleeping with this maiden, that jade maiden, slim waist, lotus feet Author: Trust this senior, it's actually good. Beta: shut up! Author: Is Junior seeking death? Beta: fuck off, Author: *Raises his brows and erases the existence of beta* ... Chad: oh! Honorable senior, this humble chad has received some divine enlightenment from your presence alone, I can't stop myself from diving deeper into this heaven-forbidden scripture. Author: oh! An intelligent junior. Chad: * kneels and accepts author as sect master requests to join sect* #Sect https://dsg.gg/culturesect (search in Google ) https://discord.com/invite/QaCzkvHsuN https://discord.com/invite/tknrUfPfrb Chad: the humble chad is pleased to read such mindblowing scripture, the senior really blessed this lowly mortal. ------ Bonus chapter: Castle — 5 chapter Spaceship — 10 chapter

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Getting a Sugar Mommy in Cultivation World!!

[WPC DEC & JAN 2023 [Fantasy] WINNER!] -------------------- Discord link--https://discord.gg/9gxbPb6Gqb ------------------ In the middle of nowhere, where there was no beginning nor end, a voice echoed, shaking the space a little. “NO!!! This was not why I died; I have to go back. Fu—.” Noah, who was the god in a magical world, dies at the hand of a weak mage. It seemed everything was under his control, but he panicked when his plans seemed to have fallen apart because of the interference of an unknown entity. Reborn in the body of a 14-year-old boy, Noah cursed his fate; he was in a completely different world where Qi is used instead of magical power. Noah did not lose hope and used his trump card, and something weird happened with it too. He looked at the fairy in front of him looking back without any emotions on her face. She gave him a mountain of gold while claiming. “Here, take it all, because from now on, ‘I am your Sugar Mommy~!’” … Noah was speechless at her exclamation; his eyes resembled those of a dead person. ‘I, The Mage god feared by all, got a sugar mommy….’ ---------------------- Additional tags: Character Building, Smart MC does not care about the beauty of a woman. Killing, a new type of face-slapping (only used on special people), and fast-paced. ---------------------- Show your lovely support if you like the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! Golden Ticket! Gift is the best way to boost my motivation

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Eine Sugar Mommy in der Kultivierungswelt bekommen!!

[WPC DEC & JAN 2023 [Fantasy] GEWINNER!] -------------------- ------------------ In der Mitte des Nirgendwo, wo es weder Anfang noch Ende gab, hallte eine Stimme wider und erschütterte den Raum ein wenig. "NEIN!!! Das war nicht, wofür ich gestorben bin; ich muss zurück. Ver—." Noah, der ein Gott in einer magischen Welt war, stirbt durch die Hand eines schwachen Magiers. Es schien alles unter seiner Kontrolle zu sein, aber er geriet in Panik, als seine Pläne durch das Eingreifen einer unbekannten Entität zu scheitern schienen. Wiedergeboren im Körper eines 14-jährigen Jungen, verfluchte Noah sein Schicksal; er befand sich in einer völlig anderen Welt, in der Qi anstelle von magischer Kraft verwendet wird. Noah verlor nicht die Hoffnung und setzte seinen Trumpf ein, und auch damit geschah etwas Seltsames. Er blickte auf die Fee vor ihm, die ohne jegliche Emotionen im Gesicht zurückschaute. Sie gab ihm einen Berg aus Gold, während sie behauptete. "Hier, nimm alles, denn von nun an: 'Ich bin deine Sugar Mommy~!'" … Noah war sprachlos angesichts ihrer Erklärung; seine Augen glichen denen einer toten Person. 'Ich, Der Magier-Gott, vor dem sich alle fürchten, habe eine Sugar Mommy...' ---------------------- Zusätzliche Tags: Charakterentwicklung, Schlauer Hauptcharakter, der sich nicht um die Schönheit einer Frau kümmert. Töten, eine neue Art der Gesichts-Ohrfeige (nur bei besonderen Menschen verwendet) und schnelles Tempo.

Odayaka · Eastern
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Tell me a funny scary mommy story.
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2024-12-16 00:04
Once there was a mommy who took her kids camping. At night, when they were all in the tent, mommy heard a strange rustling outside. She decided to be funny and told the kids it was a giant monster. The kids got a little scared but then mommy went out with a flashlight, making growling noises herself. When she came back, she said she chased the'monster' away. The kids laughed, realizing mommy was just playing a prank.
What can be a good funny scary mommy story?
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2024-12-14 00:36
Here's one. Mommy and her kids were in the basement looking for old toys. Mommy suddenly turned off the light and made a howling noise. The kids were really scared for a moment. Then mommy turned the light back on and had a big fake spider in her hand. She said she found the'spider king' down there. The kids screamed but then started laughing when they realized it was a joke.
Tell me a mommy scary story.
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2024-11-27 21:28
In a big mansion, there lived a mommy with her two children. She was always very strict. One day, while exploring the attic, the children found an old diary that belonged to their mommy. As they read it, they discovered that their mommy had made a deal with a dark spirit long ago. Since then, strange things started happening. Doors would slam shut on their own, and they could hear their mommy's voice calling them from empty rooms, but when they went to look, she wasn't there. It was as if a dark presence was using her form to scare them.
How to submit a story to Scary Mommy?
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2024-10-15 16:18
First, you need to visit the Scary Mommy website and look for the submission guidelines. They usually have specific instructions on what they're looking for and how to format your story.
Tell me about the 'scary mommy epic poop story'.
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2024-11-06 09:39
Well, without more context, it's hard to give a detailed 'scary mommy epic poop story'. But perhaps it was a situation where a mommy was potty - training a child and something really crazy happened during the process. For example, the child might have made a mess all over the place in a very unexpected way, and the mommy had to deal with it in an epic fashion, like cleaning up a poop trail that led all over the house.
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