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Rebirth: The Time-locked Girl
Author: Qing Qian
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[Sweet, Fiery, Refreshing, powerful couple, Cultural Heritages] Ye Wanlan's body had been possessed; after the transmigrator turned her life into a complete mess and left abruptly, she finally regained control of her own body, only to be trapped in the same day, repeating in an infinite loop for 999 years. No matter what she did, everything would start over, and she was forced to become a madwoman possessing numerous skills. The day she broke free from the loop, facing the disastrous aftermath, everyone laughed at her powerless efforts to restore order, until her past life was unintentionally exposed— Ye Wanlan leapt down from a height of thirty feet with her qinggong, unscathed. Some explained: She must've used wires. Ye Wanlan's rendition of "Battle-Breaking Music" left none injured yet many dead. Some defended: It's all post-production special effects. Ye Wanlan performed the Taiyi Divine Needle anew, miraculously healing others. Some covered up: It was all pre-written in the script. Afterward, long-lost martial arts secret techniques, Kesi silk skills, and operatic arts resurfaced in the world... Big shots making up excuses for her: ... Can you tone it down a bit? They're running out of excuses! · Suddenly, Ye Wanlan found she could hear the conversations of antiques and inadvertently mastered gossip from all ages and nations. 【Absolutely no one knows that beneath the Fengyuan Pagoda lies the Tianqi ceremonial book】 The next day, the Huaxia book of the Tianqi ceremony was brought to light. 【I am Great Ancestor Ning's personal sword, and I won't tell you where the treasure is】 The following day, international news reported the discovery of Great Ancestor Ning's treasure. The antiques who were slow to catch on finally sensed something was amiss: ??? Ye Wanlan reached out her hand: I will take you home · The treasures of Shenzhou shall return to Huaxia In the new era, she is the sole torchbearer He gambled his life on a Shenzhou golden age with her in it

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Master Zhan, Calm Down!

When Sang Xia bumps into her ex-boyfriend, he says furiously, “Sang Xia, there are so many women in the world. Call me a dog if I still like you!” She turns around without any hesitation and suddenly, he barks from behind her. The whole world knows how crazily in love Rong Zhan is with Sang Xia. Someone asks, “Master Zhan, how does Sister-in-law deserve your love so shamelessly?” Rong Zhan answers lazily, “Just that one reason…?” He stares at a certain woman and laughs suddenly. She's left speechless. F*ck, does this man have any shame? This is an interesting and fun story of an all-powerful gangster boss shamelessly pursing his wife.

Fu Jiu · Urban

Rural Doctor Enters the City: Whoever Touches My Wife, I'll Take Them Down!

Zhou Yu was ordered to enter the city and get married. Even though my wife didn't like me, my father-in-law disapproved of me, my colleagues always wanted to bully me, and the bad guys were always looking to take me down, but touch me, that's fine, touch my wife, that's not. Whoever lays a hand on her, I'll take down. I fought until the whole world bowed down, then returned to the village with my wife in glory!

Binge drinking chilled boiled water · Urban

Disciple, go down the mountain and wreak havoc on your martial sister

Apprentice, go down the mountain and seek your senior sister, let her teach you the art of bone-setting and to promote Taoist magic. Chu Yi's wish was finally fulfilled, girls! Here I come! It's just that...

Crocodile leather belt · Urban

The Heir is Here: Quiet Down, School Prince!

As an anti-fan of the idol group, Starry Night, An Xiaxia is happy to spend her time online slandering lead singer Sheng Yize. But things take an unexpected turn when An Xiaxia starts high school - the Starry Night trio somehow becomes her classmates, and even end up moving into her house. Also, the nation’s idol Sheng Yize seems particularly interested in An Xiaxia for some reason... Sheng Yize: Xiaxia, if I and a chicken wing fall into the water together, which one will you save? An Xiaxia: Hm… I can't swim, so obviously you're going to save yourself and get my chicken wing out! Sheng Yize: I thought I was the nation’s idol???

An Xiangnuan · Teen

Just Discharged From the Military and Got Tied Down by A Cold Beauty

Lu Xiao had followed his master for eighteen years, excelling in both medicine and martial arts. After five years of military service, he returned to the city to search for his origins. Faced with flashes of knives and shadows of swords, he was decisive in killing, dominating everyone. When it came to the matters of the heart, he said, "Still… the Young Miss is the best."

A skillful hand plucks the stars · Urban
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What are some funny lock down stories?
3 answers
2024-12-04 06:41
One funny lockdown story was when my neighbor decided to have a virtual talent show with his family. They all dressed up in crazy costumes, from superheroes to giant fruits. His kids were doing silly magic tricks that didn't really work but were hilarious to watch. Another story was about a family who tried to bake a huge cake but ended up with a flat, gooey mess that they still ate with a lot of laughter.
Can you share more funny lock down stories?
1 answer
2024-12-03 03:20
Sure. There was a family that turned their garage into a mini movie theater during lockdown. They used a white sheet as the screen and an old projector. The best part was when their dog walked in front of the 'screen' during the movie, thinking it was a real place. Another funny thing was a man who tried to grow his own vegetables on his balcony. But he accidentally planted some weeds instead and didn't realize until they were huge.
Why are cap lock funny comics popular?
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2025-10-26 05:26
Cap lock funny comics are popular because the use of all capital letters adds emphasis and makes the humor more pronounced. Also, the visual impact helps them get noticed in a sea of regular comics.
Top 3 Lock Down Stories
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2024-12-14 12:11
Story 1: There was a family who used the lockdown time to start a small garden in their backyard. They grew all kinds of vegetables and it became a great source of fresh food for them. It also brought the family closer as they worked together to take care of the plants. Story 2: A local artist found new inspiration during lockdown. With no distractions from the outside world, he created a series of amazing paintings that later got a lot of attention when galleries reopened. Story 3: In one neighborhood, people organized a virtual talent show during lockdown. Everyone from kids to the elderly participated, sharing their skills like singing, dancing or magic tricks, which really lifted the community spirit.
Top 3 Lock Down Stories
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2024-12-12 15:57
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Taoist priest, times have changed

A piece of treasure coin brought Yun Song to a great era that was surging with wind and surging clouds. Here, there were foreigners with strong ships and cannons, warlords and factions everywhere, rich people living in luxury, and people displaced. Here, there were also monsters, evil spirits, python immortals, dragon corpses, living tombs, dead jade, paper figurines stealing lives, stone Buddhas buying luck, old cats worshiping the moon at night, wild foxes stealing coffins, ancient towns sending messengers of death every day, old villages in the old capital, ten miles of foreign fields filled with haunted houses, white bone temples hidden in thousands of people's pits, and thousand-year-old demons appearing frequently in nameless cities. Here, there were two sides to the treasure money. The money was used by humans, and the money was used by ghosts. The Cloud Pine had two sides. It was a Taoist priest in Taoist robes, a lonely soul, a ghost, a zombie, an evil Buddha, and a wild city god… PS： This book is also known as " I thought I was a Taoist priest, but I turned out to be a ghost?" " You thought I was a ghost, but I'm a bunch of ghosts!"

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The Dark Journey of the Elves

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The salted fish female supporting role, she just wants to lie down

Su Miaoyu had liked to read novels since she was young. She was extremely envious of the plot in the novel. She was arrogant and fell in love with the fast-acting and face-slapping type of novels. She could not help but want to learn all kinds of skills. Su Miaoyu, who was not afraid of death, did all kinds of things that could transmigrate, but she did not get the system that could help her realize her wish of face-slapping. It was just that when she had already given up on the ward area and was ready to step into the nursing home to enjoy her old age with her old friends, she was taken away by the salted fish revival system that was decades late to carry out a mission. The dumbfounded Su Miaoyu refused to admit defeat and prepared to be a salted fish. However, reality did not cooperate. In addition to the various instigations of the system at the beginning, she finally managed to subdue the system as a little fan. However, the system's superior could not see her comfortable. Every time she transmigrated, there would be a problem with the plot or someone would cause trouble. Su Miaoyu, who was a salted fish, didn't want to make a comeback at all. Unfortunately, she owed the system a huge sum of money and could only think of ways to fulfill her dream of being a salted fish while paying off the debt. In the first world, she had finally fallen in love with a single mother, but she was stabbed by Mo Chengyuan, who was controlled by the world's consciousness. From then on, she had a shadow over men. In the second world, she even met Mo Chengyuan, who had the same name as her and looked the same as her. Her mission in this world was to survive from him, and Su Miaoyu, who had no plot hints, lived carefully… (I don't know if there will be a male protagonist in this novel. According to my initial expectations, there will be one, but it's hard to say for sure now. Everyone, be careful.)

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Princess, please behave yourself.

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Blame me for being too beautiful

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