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Immortality Cultivation: I Farm in the System Space
Author: Light Salted Fish
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Lin Jing had transmigrated. And he had unlocked a System Space with its own Spirit Field. Thus... While others sought out the Secret Realm, he was farming. While others fought over resources, he was practicing Alchemy. It was in this way that he slowly grew with the passing years... Until after countless ages, someone finally realized that the great one was actually him... This book is also known as: "First I Farm, Then Do Alchemy, I Seek Immortality by Holding On to Life"

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Living In Another World With A Farm

If he wanted to boss around, he could do whatever he wanted. I would continue to farm, but if he tried to attack me, then he would not live to see another day. Zhao Hai was a shut-in until he was transmigrated to another world with a farm and taken over the body of a fallen noble. The land that the noble had was one that could not grow anything. He also had a fiance who was the heir to a principality. To make matters even worse, he was talentless in martial arts and magic where he couldn’t even learn both. “So what if I can’t do magic? I have my farm. Let’s see you try and attack me! I’ll let my bugs out to devour all of your military rations! I’ll put pesticides in your water source and grow weeds on your land! Let’s see you try and attack me after that!” “What? You’ll hire assassins to kill me? Try and do that when I’m hiding inside my farmhouse. Once that is over, I’ll rid your country of all your food sources! Your citizens will come after you instead of you coming after me!” The shut-in had a slightly foul personality. This is a story of how he, and his farm, became a nightmare to the people of a world of swords and magic.

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God-tier Farm

At a low point in his life, Xia Ruofei discovered that a scroll that was passed down in his family had a hidden secret: it contained its own independent world. In the space, there was a spiritual pond that enhanced the growth of plants. There were mysterious spiritual flowers that could cure illnesses. Time in the independent world flowed at a pace ten times that of the outside world. Everything he planted there was of supreme grade and grew at a rapid pace. Everything he raised gained sentience. From that day forth, Xia Ruofei began a different, brilliant life of planting succulent plants and vegetables, raising animals and flirting with beauties.

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The Herbal Scents of Farm Life

Suddenly finding herself in a rural setting, Lin Caisang became the village's renowned 'Star of Wealth and Honor'. Surrounded by unique relatives, they treated her as if she were a rare panda—held preciously in their palms for fear she would fall and gently kept in their mouths lest she dissolved. Meet the exceptional relatives: The Powerhouse Father, who declared, "You want Sangsang to get married? You'll have to get past me first." The Stingy Mother, questioning, "What does she need a husband for? She can have all the fine food and a carefree life with me!" The Sly Grandfather, suggesting, "Girls shouldn’t have to do the dirty, tiring work. Quick, call over your brother!" The Majestic Grandmother, fiercely proclaiming, "Who dares to bully Sangsang? Let them face a fight to the death with me!" The Protective Brother, assuring, "Little sister, all the good food is for you. I am not hungry!" Holding her flabby flesh, Lin Caisang wept without tears: "Let me go! I need to lose weight!" Meanwhile, the strikingly handsome, icy man next door not only protected and spoiled her in secret but also had a not-so-simple identity.....

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Master Zhan, Calm Down!

When Sang Xia bumps into her ex-boyfriend, he says furiously, “Sang Xia, there are so many women in the world. Call me a dog if I still like you!” She turns around without any hesitation and suddenly, he barks from behind her. The whole world knows how crazily in love Rong Zhan is with Sang Xia. Someone asks, “Master Zhan, how does Sister-in-law deserve your love so shamelessly?” Rong Zhan answers lazily, “Just that one reason…?” He stares at a certain woman and laughs suddenly. She's left speechless. F*ck, does this man have any shame? This is an interesting and fun story of an all-powerful gangster boss shamelessly pursing his wife.

Fu Jiu · Urban

The Fierce Farm Girl Has A Secret Space

The new novel "Rebirth Space: Charm of the '80s" has been released~ As the eldest daughter of the Yang Family's main branch, Yang Ruxin's pleasure was building the family fortune and supporting her younger siblings. But why was that blind and lame guy such a Relentless Spirit? When she cooked, he would come to light the fire; When she set up her stall, he would follow to hawk her goods... "I say, Mr. Gu, do you have to help with everything I do?" Yang Ruxin asked with a hint of annoyance. "Yes," Mr. Gu nodded earnestly. "Then right now I want to..." "Wife." Mr. Gu hurriedly stood up from his wheelchair, "as long as we don't part, I'll give you anything you want."

Purple Snow Condensed Smoke · General
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Tell me a Funny Farm Story.
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2024-12-12 04:22
Once upon a time on a funny farm, there was a pig that thought it was a chicken. It would try to perch on the fence like a chicken every morning. All the other animals found it hilarious. The pig would even attempt to cluck, which came out as a strange oink - cluck hybrid sound. It made the days on the farm full of laughter.
Tell me a chuck a funny farm story.
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2024-11-16 20:26
Once upon a time on the funny farm, there was a chicken named Chuck. Chuck thought he was a dog. He would chase his own tail like a dog does and bark at the cows. The cows were so confused, they just stared at him. The farmer found it hilarious and would often bring visitors to see Chuck's antics.
Can you share a chuck a funny farm story?
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2024-11-17 08:28
On the funny farm, Chuck was a horse. But Chuck didn't like to run in the fields like a normal horse. Instead, he liked to roll in the haystack. One day, he rolled so much that he got completely buried in the hay. The farmer had to search for him and when he found Chuck, all he could see was a horse - shaped mound of hay. Chuck poked his head out with a big 'neigh' as if to say 'Ta - da!'.
Tell me about the 'down on the funny farm story'.
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2024-11-03 05:20
Well, without more context, it's difficult to give a detailed account of the 'down on the funny farm story'. Generally, if it's about a farm, it could involve wacky animals, zany farmers, or absurd situations like a pig that thinks it's a chicken or a tractor that has a mind of its own.
What are the main characters in the 'down on the funny farm story'?
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2024-11-03 01:52
Since I don't know the exact story, it could be the animals like cows, pigs, and chickens. Maybe there's also a farmer.
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