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I Am the White Moonlight of Mr. CEO

He was the man she loved deeply, but he refused to marry her, leaving her heartbroken. Five years later, a cute child wearing a suit appeared on TV, saying, "Look, I'm imitating the world's richest man!" After watching the TV program, she was startled and immediately called her best friend, asking, "Where is my son?" Her friend replied, "He's asleep next to me." She looked at the little boy on TV and was lost in thought: The child's age, appearance, expression, and mannerisms are identical to her son's! How could there be two babies in the world who are identical to each other?

Yuan Fei · Urban

White-Robed Chief

Chu Li was a particle physicist until a freak accident took his life and transmigrated him to a parallel universe — one where he wakes up with inexplicable abilities and finds himself in the running for a job in the imperial palace. This is a story of heroic adventures, cunning strategies and romantic tales. How will our MC thrive in a world completely strange to him? Where will his ambitions and abilities take him in the palace?

Xiao Shu · Action

Reborn to Outshine My Ex and His White Moonlight

【Rebirth + Pseudo Taboo + Age Gap + Chasing Wife Crematorium】 After a wild night with her nominal uncle, Gong Chen, Lin Zhiyi endured eight years of torment. When she committed suicide holding her daughter's ashes, Gong Chen was throwing a grand birthday party for his white moonlight's son. Upon opening her eyes again in a new life, she is determined to make Gong Chen pay the price! In the previous life, she solemnly explained, but Gong Chen accused her of drugging him with ulterior motives. In this life, she publicly distances herself from him! In the previous life, her creation was plagiarized by the white moonlight, and Gong Chen said she was consumed with jealousy. In this life, she steps on the white moonlight to stand on the award podium! In the previous life, she was falsely accused of targeting, and Gong Chen shielded the white moonlight. In this life, she fiercely slaps the white moonlight's face! Gong Chen always thought Lin Zhiyi would continue to love him deeply as before. But when Lin Zhiyi left without looking back, he was completely panicked. The high-and-mighty Gong Chen grabbed her with reddened eyes: "Zhiyi, don't abandon me, can you take me with you?"

Yi Xiaowen · Urban

Muling Isinilang Upang Higitan ang Aking Ex at ang Kanyang White Moonlight

【Rebirth + Pseudo Taboo + Age Gap + Chasing Wife Crematorium】 Pagkatapos ng isang mabangis na gabi kasama ang kanyang nominal na tiyuhin, si Gong Chen, si Lin Zhiyi ay nagdusa ng walong taon ng pagpapahirap. Nang siya ay nagpakamatay habang hawak ang abo ng kanyang anak na babae, si Gong Chen ay naghahanda ng isang malaking birthday party para sa anak na lalaki ng kanyang white moonlight. Pagmulat ng kanyang mga mata sa isang bagong buhay, siya ay determinado na pagbayarin si Gong Chen! Sa nakaraang buhay, masinsinan niyang ipinaliwanag, ngunit inakusahan siya ni Gong Chen na dinrogan siya nang may masamang intensyon. Sa buhay na ito, hayagan niyang nilalayuan ang sarili mula sa kanya! Sa nakaraang buhay, ang kanyang likha ay pinlagiarize ng white moonlight, at sinabi ni Gong Chen na siya ay nababalot ng inggit. Sa buhay na ito, yuyurakan niya ang white moonlight para tumayo sa award podium! Sa nakaraang buhay, siya ay maling inakusahan ng pag-target, at pinoprotektahan ni Gong Chen ang white moonlight. Sa buhay na ito, malakas niyang sasapakin ang mukha ng white moonlight! Laging inisip ni Gong Chen na patuloy na mamahalin siya ni Lin Zhiyi ng malalim tulad ng dati. Ngunit nang umalis si Lin Zhiyi nang hindi lumilingon, siya ay lubos na nabahala. Ang mapagmataas na si Gong Chen ay hinawakan siya nang may namumulang mga mata: "Zhiyi, huwag mo akong iwanan, maaari mo ba akong isama?"

Yi Xiaowen · Urban

My White and Rich Beautiful CEO Wife

The little security guard, Qin Yu, was chosen by a glamorous and wealthy CEO to become her personal bodyguard. Little did he know, this glamorous and wealthy CEO had a double identity, and was actually his wife from a flash marriage a year ago, registered and all. Neither of them recognized the other, but as they lived together day and night, one awkward situation followed another. They had become the most familiar pair of stranger spouses!

Third Floor · Urban

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