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The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!

Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was — she seemed to get into fights every day! Her original body's sister sneered, “Fatso! All you do is eat... and look at how ugly you are! You really embarrass me!” Fat? Ugly! Shan Yue started a daily training regiment, rapidly slimming down and becoming a ravishing beauty! Her original body's mother snapped at her, “How did I give birth to a child as stupid as you?! Always last place in school — you embarrass me! I should have strangled you right after I gave birth to you!” Stupid? Last place in school? Shan Yue lifted a finger, and the principal of the top school in the capital personally visited, offering a transfer to his school. Elite hackers, doctors, mercenaries, math geniuses... All of them were now vying for her attention! Though she managed to get the chance to become normal after going through so much, she accidentally become a big shot again, even finding herself a two-faced bigwig for a husband! Shan Yue: I just wanted a quiet life, but my abilities prevent that. Sigh...

ACEE · General

Fake Nerd CEO

Anak kembar memang identik dengan semuanya serba sama, begitulah pendapat kebanyakan orang. Tapi hal itu tidak berlaku untuk Reyno dan Revan, dua anak kembar laki-laki itu memiliki sifat dan style yang bertolak belakang. Reyno sebagai anak yang lahir pertama, dari kecil memiliki sifat playboy dan bossy sama seperti papanya. Sedangkan Revan memiliki sifat yang kalem, suka mengalah dan pemalu sama seperti mamanya. Hubungan anak kembar itu menjadi renggang, semenjak Revan dituduh sebagai penyebab kecelakaan beberapa sopir tambang di perusahaan sang papa. Tuduhan tersebut mengarah ke Revan, bermula dari laporan si anak pertama yang menjadi saksi bahwa Revan lah yang menjadi tersangka utama. Semenjak kejadian itu sikap Revan menjadi lebih tertutup dari hingar bingar kehidupan, laki-laki itu tidak pernah mau bergaul dengan sana-sini seperti kakaknya. Beberapa wanita yang mendekati Revan, semuanya gagal mendapatkan hati laki-laki itu. Hingga akhirnya orang tuanya memutuskan untuk menjodohkan Revan, dengan anak yang masih sekolah di bangku SMA. Berharap sang anak memiliki teman wanita, yang mampu mengubah sikapnya menjadi lebih welcome terhadap dunia.

Ries_khan · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

Nerd In A Paranormal Condom

||Book 1 in D'KAT Series|| ● ● ● "So please tell us, sir. What is your greatest weakness?" "Losing my wife", he grinned. The hostess smiled, "Aww, that's beautiful. What will you say is your greatest strength?" "Having my wife". "Okay sir, last question... How would you describe your wife?" His lips grew into a devious grin, uncontrollably holding the hand of his heart's desire. "The best dream no man but me deserves". The entire audience clapped in adoration. Delia smiled, glancing at her husband then back at the interviewer. The hostess then asked, "And sir, bonus question, how would you describe your marriage?" "A condom". Delia, his wife, then chipped in, "A paranormal one, at that". "One that none of us can escape, unless we go boom!" He smiled. • • • The son of a powerful western empire, Dilen Liam, has to prove his innocence against false racial accusations by dating a dark skinned girl; all to save his family's name and businesses. Unfortunately, things go beyond haywire when he gets intertwined with Delia Alan Ada, a Nigerian girl cursed yet gifted with the supernatural ability to see the future and speak to the unseen. Their attraction grows stronger and deeper beyond race and ethnicity, enclosing them in a paranormal condom-like romance. But all cards are played when their faith and love are put to the test — against powerful diabolic forces beyond their worlds had ever imagined. Romance. Paranormal. Horror. Urban. Politics. BWWM. Demons. Conspiracy. African. Nigerian. American. Cults. Power couple.

DestinyNdi · Urban

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