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Hayle Coven Novels

I’m an international, multiple award-winning author with a passion for the voices in my head. As a singer, songwriter, independent filmmaker and improv teacher and performer, my life has always been about creating and sharing what I create with others. Now that my dream to write for a living is a reality, with over a hundred titles in happy publication and no end in sight, I live in beautiful Prince Edward Island, Canada, with my giant cats, pug overlord and overlady and my Gypsy Vanner gelding, Fynn. ***WORLD'S BEST STORY2014*** Her mom's a witch. Her dad's a demon. And she just wants to be ordinary. I batted at the curl of smoke drifting off the tip of my candle and tried not to sneeze. My heavy velvet cloak fell in oppressive, suffocating folds in the closed space of the ceremony chamber, the cowl trapping the annoying bits of puff I missed. I hated the way my eyes burned and teared, an almost constant distraction. Not that I didn't welcome the distraction, to be honest. Anything to take my mind from what went on around me. Being part of a demon raising is way less exciting than it sounds. Sydlynn Hayle's teen life couldn't be more complicated. Trying to please her coven is all a fantasy while the adventure of starting over in a new town and fending off a bully cheerleader who hates her are just the beginning of her troubles. What to do when delicious football hero Brad Peters--boyfriend of her cheer nemesis--shows interest? If only the darkly yummy witch, Quaid Moromond, didn't make it so difficult for her to focus on fitting in with the normal kids despite her paranormal, witchcraft laced home life. Add to that her crazy grandmother's constant escapes driving her family to the brink and Syd's between a rock and a coven site. Forced to take on power she doesn't want to protect a coven who blames her for everything, only she can save her family's magic. If her family's distrust doesn't destroy her first.

Patti Larsen · Urban

The Dark Novels

In a world where the chosen one has defeated the demon lord and brought peace to the realm, now 500 years have passed since the demon's defeat. Aetheria, the world, appears peaceful, but is it truly so?

Q_Tip · Fantasy

The Legendary Master's Wife by Yin Ya

After an explosion, You XiaoMo finds that he is now a probationary disciple of the TianXin Sect. However, he is one with dubious potential, so just when he starts to adapt to his new circumstances, he receives bad news. If he is unable to produce the required result after half a year to become an official disciple of the TianXin Sect, he will be driven out of the sect. While You XiaoMo is going all out to make medicine and earn money, he runs into Ling Xiao. To his horror, he later discovers that Ling Xiao is really someone cloaked in human skin.

ryukiseth · Fantasy

Renacida: Ya no te perseguiré más, príncipe de la escuela

En su vida pasada, Ashley Shaw fue una romántica sin esperanza que se casó con Warren Prescott en lugar de su primer amor, cocinando y cuidando devotamente de él, solo para terminar con un trágico final de muerte tanto para ella como para su hijo nonato. Renacida en sus días de secundaria, se desilusiona de Warren Prescott, y su vida ahora se centra en dos principios. 1. Concentrarse en sus estudios. 2. Mantenerse alejada de Warren Prescott. Sin embargo, el Warren Prescott que una vez la trató como si fuera invisible ahora sin vergüenza la acorrala contra la mesa de billar. Ella corre, él persigue; es un juego del que no puede escapar. Ashley Shaw abandona sus estudios de medicina en la Universidad Aethelgard, y él viene a su escuela cada semana para bloquearla. "Ashley Shaw, no puedes escapar". Ashley es indiferente: "Joven Maestro Prescott, por favor tenga algo de respeto propio, no estoy interesada en usted". El hombre está emocionalmente destrozado y, agarrando su esbelta cintura, dice con voz ronca: "Si estás interesada o no, no te corresponde a ti decidirlo, le corresponde a tu cuerpo decidir".

Mucha_ · Urban

İşaretli ya da Ölü: Asla İstemediği Luna

Beş yıl boyunca mükemmel bir Luna rolünü oynadım. Güçlü Alfa Kral Caleb, beni sadece ebeveynlerini öldüren sürüden gelen bir casus olarak görüyordu. Evliliğimiz soğuk bir anlaşmaydı, dokunuşu yasaktı. Sonra, bir ölüm cezası geldi: kurdum soluyordu ve bana ya onun işaretini kazanmak ya da ölmeden önce reddedilmek için bir yıl vermişti. Çaresiz bir şekilde, itaatkâr eş kimliğimi üzerimden attım. İsyanım onda beklenmedik bir ateş yaktı ve ilk kez beni gerçekten gördü. Fakat aramızdaki çekime güvenmeye başladığım sırada, bir rakibin yalanı her şeyi parçaladı. Beni hapsetti ve doğum sırasında öldüm - yalnız ve ihanete uğramış.

Harper G. · Fantasy

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